Ki Ki Ka Ka, Cool

Henderson 2022-04-22 07:01:02

If you compare the plot, "Transformers" can't be compared with science fiction movies such as "The Matrix" at all. Although the latter did not dare to offend the political correctness in American culture, at least they tried to see the world from the perspective of the "other" outside of human beings. And "Transformers" is completely a sheep's head hanging on a sci-fi film, selling the dog meat of a Taoist priest, which is basically an updated product of the monkey version of "King Kong". Don't talk about the plot, even the lines in it, I suspect they are all automatically generated by the computer in Hollywood's line library. If a viewer has not seen the Transformers cartoon, then giving this movie a "B -" is already very, very merciful.

However, for the audience of the 70th edition, watching "Transformers" is purely a physiological need - I believe that many of my peers, like me, can easily draw the signs of Autobots and Decepticons - let's go to the cinema Just to listen to the deformed voice of "ki Ki ka ka Ku" (unfortunately there is none) and to see Optimus Prime's big mask. Look at the box office of "Transformers". History once again eloquently proves that physical needs are greater than spiritual pursuits. From the perspective of intellectual property "philosophy"[Note 1], the box office appeal of the movie "Transformers" does not come from innovation, but from the investment in the brand in the early stage - the brand of other movies is Various male and female stars, this movie is Optimus Prime, Bumblebee, Megatron and Starscream [Note 2]. This point has already been said by sage (idle) people, there is no need to be more lyrical.

But it's not lyrical, and this movie really has nothing to say about it, it's nothing more than fun. Since it is lively, there must be a large number of people joining in the fun. It's alright, let's just hang out together, it's for entertainment anyway, come on, brother, follow me and say: "Ki Ki Ka Ka Ku"... No, it doesn't sound good, your pronunciation is too individual and too non-mainstream, let's do it again , pay attention to be a little more heavy metal, a little more American, a little more mainstream - "Ki Ki Ka Ka, Cool"!

Notes:
[1] Big words are so easy to use, so fucking omnipotent, no wonder some professors and politicians Especially like to use.
[2] The translation of these names is really too precise, many times better than the uneducated and mentally retarded translations of "Autobot", "Decepticon" and so on! To tell you the truth, if there were no Transformers, I would not be able to write the word "engine" for "engine" by now.

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Extended Reading
  • Cecelia 2022-03-24 09:01:06

    Seems more interesting than 2...

  • Stefanie 2021-10-20 18:58:37

    I watched it several times, the more I look, the better it looks

Transformers quotes

  • ACWO Jorge "Fig" Figueroa: My mother, she had the gift. You know, she saw things. Now I got the gene. That thing at the base, I got a feeling it ain't over.

    First Sergeant Donnelly: Why don't you those magic voodoo powers of yours and get us the hell out of here, huh?

  • Sam Witwicky: [looking up at Bumblebee] Can you talk?

    Bumblebee: [through his radio] "XM Satellite One"..."Digital Cable brings you"..."Columbia Broadcasting System"...

    Sam Witwicky: So, you... so you talk through the radio?

    Bumblebee: [clapping his hands] "Thank you, you're beautiful! You're wonderful, you're wonderful."

    Sam Witwicky: So what was that last night? What was that?

    Bumblebee: [pointing skywards] "Message from Starfleet, Captain"..."Throughout the inanimate vastness of space"..."And angels will rain down like visitors from Heaven! Hallelujah!"

    Mikaela: Visitors from heaven... so you're, like, an alien?

    [Bumblebee points a finger at her and nods, and converts into a Camaro]

    Bumblebee: "Any more questions you want to ask?"

    Sam Witwicky: He wants us to get in the car.

    Mikaela: [laughing nervously] And go where?

    Sam Witwicky: Fifty years from now, when you're looking back at your life, don't you want to be able to say you had the guts to get in the car?