Ki Ki Ka Ka, Cool

Henderson 2022-04-22 07:01:02

If you compare the plot, "Transformers" can't be compared with science fiction movies such as "The Matrix" at all. Although the latter did not dare to offend the political correctness in American culture, at least they tried to see the world from the perspective of the "other" outside of human beings. And "Transformers" is completely a sheep's head hanging on a sci-fi film, selling the dog meat of a Taoist priest, which is basically an updated product of the monkey version of "King Kong". Don't talk about the plot, even the lines in it, I suspect they are all automatically generated by the computer in Hollywood's line library. If a viewer has not seen the Transformers cartoon, then giving this movie a "B -" is already very, very merciful.

However, for the audience of the 70th edition, watching "Transformers" is purely a physiological need - I believe that many of my peers, like me, can easily draw the signs of Autobots and Decepticons - let's go to the cinema Just to listen to the deformed voice of "ki Ki ka ka Ku" (unfortunately there is none) and to see Optimus Prime's big mask. Look at the box office of "Transformers". History once again eloquently proves that physical needs are greater than spiritual pursuits. From the perspective of intellectual property "philosophy"[Note 1], the box office appeal of the movie "Transformers" does not come from innovation, but from the investment in the brand in the early stage - the brand of other movies is Various male and female stars, this movie is Optimus Prime, Bumblebee, Megatron and Starscream [Note 2]. This point has already been said by sage (idle) people, there is no need to be more lyrical.

But it's not lyrical, and this movie really has nothing to say about it, it's nothing more than fun. Since it is lively, there must be a large number of people joining in the fun. It's alright, let's just hang out together, it's for entertainment anyway, come on, brother, follow me and say: "Ki Ki Ka Ka Ku"... No, it doesn't sound good, your pronunciation is too individual and too non-mainstream, let's do it again , pay attention to be a little more heavy metal, a little more American, a little more mainstream - "Ki Ki Ka Ka, Cool"!

Notes:
[1] Big words are so easy to use, so fucking omnipotent, no wonder some professors and politicians Especially like to use.
[2] The translation of these names is really too precise, many times better than the uneducated and mentally retarded translations of "Autobot", "Decepticon" and so on! To tell you the truth, if there were no Transformers, I would not be able to write the word "engine" for "engine" by now.

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Transformers quotes

  • [Captain Lennox is trying to call the Pentagon while his men fight Scorponok]

    Captain Lennox: I need a credit card! Epps, where's your wallet?

    USAF Tech Sergeant Epps: Pocket!

    Captain Lennox: Which pocket?

    USAF Tech Sergeant Epps: MY BACK POCKET!

    Captain Lennox: You got like ten back pockets!

    USAF Tech Sergeant Epps: LEFT CHEEK! LEFT CHEEK! LEFT CHEEK!

  • Bumblebee: [fully repaired] Permission to speak, sir?

    Optimus Prime: Permission granted, old friend.

    Sam Witwicky: You speak now?

    Bumblebee: I wish to stay with the boy.

    Optimus Prime: If that is his choice.

    Sam Witwicky: Yes.