Ki Ki Ka Ka, Cool

Henderson 2022-04-22 07:01:02

If you compare the plot, "Transformers" can't be compared with science fiction movies such as "The Matrix" at all. Although the latter did not dare to offend the political correctness in American culture, at least they tried to see the world from the perspective of the "other" outside of human beings. And "Transformers" is completely a sheep's head hanging on a sci-fi film, selling the dog meat of a Taoist priest, which is basically an updated product of the monkey version of "King Kong". Don't talk about the plot, even the lines in it, I suspect they are all automatically generated by the computer in Hollywood's line library. If a viewer has not seen the Transformers cartoon, then giving this movie a "B -" is already very, very merciful.

However, for the audience of the 70th edition, watching "Transformers" is purely a physiological need - I believe that many of my peers, like me, can easily draw the signs of Autobots and Decepticons - let's go to the cinema Just to listen to the deformed voice of "ki Ki ka ka Ku" (unfortunately there is none) and to see Optimus Prime's big mask. Look at the box office of "Transformers". History once again eloquently proves that physical needs are greater than spiritual pursuits. From the perspective of intellectual property "philosophy"[Note 1], the box office appeal of the movie "Transformers" does not come from innovation, but from the investment in the brand in the early stage - the brand of other movies is Various male and female stars, this movie is Optimus Prime, Bumblebee, Megatron and Starscream [Note 2]. This point has already been said by sage (idle) people, there is no need to be more lyrical.

But it's not lyrical, and this movie really has nothing to say about it, it's nothing more than fun. Since it is lively, there must be a large number of people joining in the fun. It's alright, let's just hang out together, it's for entertainment anyway, come on, brother, follow me and say: "Ki Ki Ka Ka Ku"... No, it doesn't sound good, your pronunciation is too individual and too non-mainstream, let's do it again , pay attention to be a little more heavy metal, a little more American, a little more mainstream - "Ki Ki Ka Ka, Cool"!

Notes:
[1] Big words are so easy to use, so fucking omnipotent, no wonder some professors and politicians Especially like to use.
[2] The translation of these names is really too precise, many times better than the uneducated and mentally retarded translations of "Autobot", "Decepticon" and so on! To tell you the truth, if there were no Transformers, I would not be able to write the word "engine" for "engine" by now.

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Transformers quotes

  • Judy Witwicky: Sam, we heard you talking to someone...

    Sam Witwicky: Mom, I...

    [Sam's parents fall silent and stare at Mikaela]

    Mikaela: Hi, I'm Mikaela. I'm a... I'm a friend of Sam's.

    [Judy starts giggling and chucks Sam on the shoulder]

    Judy Witwicky: Gosh, you're gorgeous!

    [turns to Ron]

    Judy Witwicky: Isn't that the prettiest girl?

    Sam Witwicky: She can hear you talking, Mom.

  • Judy Witwicky: [barging into Sam's bedroom, her husband in tow] Oh, for Pete's sakes! You are so defensive! Were you... masturbating?

    Ron Witwicky: Judy...

    Sam Witwicky: [frantic] Was I master... No, Mom!

    Ron Witwicky: Zip it, okay?

    Judy Witwicky: It's okay...

    Sam Witwicky: No, I don't masturbate!

    Ron Witwicky: That's not something for you to bring up.

    Judy Witwicky: Okay.

    Ron Witwicky: That's a father-and-son thing, okay?

    Sam Witwicky: Father-son thing...

    Judy Witwicky: I mean, you don't have to call it that word if that makes you uncomfortable... you can call it Sam's happy time or...

    Sam Witwicky: [amazed] Happy time?

    Judy Witwicky: ...my special alone time...

    Ron Witwicky: Judy, stop!

    Judy Witwicky: ...with myself.

    Sam Witwicky: Mom, you can't come in and...

    Judy Witwicky: I'm sorry. It's just been a weird night. I've had a little bit to drink.