After July 11th, there were overwhelming comments about "Transformers" in various media. Those movie reviews and follow-ups were all moved to tears, as if the little fun of childhood was just like that. Twenty or thirty years of surviving the same spiritual pillar. I was too curious to know how Michael Bay, a film with a bad reputation in the United States, caused the older Chinese youth to fall into a collective psychosis, so I took two coupons and invited a partner to enter the set .
160 minutes later, the two of us appeared dizzy on the street in the dead of night, feeling that those unscrupulous movie reviews hurt my feelings again. The rhythm of the film is weird, the plot is mentally retarded, the acting is disgusting, and the camera position makes people dizzy. I don't know what I can praise it for. I don't know where the emotion of the film critics came from. I went home and read a few carefully. What are the childhood memories, special effects, the robot is so handsome, what is this for?
The film really reminded me of some details of watching the "Transformers" cartoon. Although I have several Transformers toys, I have never been a die-hard fan of Transformers, not only me, but also many of my classmates at that time. Very disappointed with Transformers - a group of high-level intelligent creatures from aliens, they fight to the death for food every day, and they have a small pistol in their hands, and they are not very easy to use. Most of the battles were fought by hand-to-hand combat. You could often see two piles of tattered copper and iron tinkling together. My mother, what the hell is going on? Fortunately, a large number of Japanese comics appeared at that time. Although they were imported spiritual opium, the world view was a little more complicated, and the weapons were more imaginative. Therefore, in my impression, almost no one mentioned Transformers. During the spring outing, I carried one or two around in the car, and when the boys wanted to go out and run wildly, they were left to the female classmates for safekeeping and let them organize the size. Transformers have been around once, and only Megatron has practical value at this time, which can come in handy when playing war. One of my classmates even bought a beautifully crafted leader warrior (the Autobot leader of the fourth volume) after the first year of junior high, but due to the pressure of public opinion, he shyly gave it away after playing for a few days. So what the film critics say about the spiritual pillar of childhood, if it is true, then their childhood is too shabby.
It is said that when he was preparing for the filming, Michael Bay himself also meant it. No matter how good it was, it was not a toy commercial. Later, out of the consideration of making a name for himself, he finally took over the job. The motivation was not pure at the beginning. , the results are naturally very speculative. In terms of shape, several protagonists have changed. Optimus Prime's chest muscles seem to be more developed, and the waist and legs also have obvious slimming effect, but the masked face full of sense of justice is inexplicably opened, and the position is close to The man is very long, making him look like an old lady with a stubborn mouth when he speaks. The most terrible thing is that his flickering blue eyes actually have two long eyelashes, and the whole is an old female spy. Completely corrupt the image of the great man. Megatron has always been very imposing. That small pistol was really indecent back then, and a dignified leader has become such a small thing, which makes people worry about the future of the Decepticon. The other members have undergone a lot of changes, which is generally a good thing. After all, a CRV in the Autobots' team is better than a Changhe one. The bumblebee's relatively nonsensical little devil's shape has also been changed. Otherwise, I simply don't know what he can do. It’s just that Michael Bay must not understand the original setting of Transformers. When Autobot was created by the Six-Faced Monster, it was used as a construction robot, so they were all cars and the like, while Decepticon developed a combat robot. Therefore, it is possible to change into some characters with relatively strong combat effectiveness. In the movie, Michael Bay treats this origin as a matter of personal taste between Autobots and Decepticons, which shows how stupid the Autobots are, revealing the taste of life of the lower-class poor everywhere.
After watching the whole film, you will find that the Autobots did not make any crucial contribution to the final victory, but only delayed the time of the Decepticons. In the end, the destruction of the Decepticons was attributed to the great U.S. Air Force, who took measures according to local conditions. We used 110 armor-piercing bullets, thanks to our heroine with good driving skills, who pulled the disabled bumblebee to fight bravely, and finally our hero, who easily eliminated the terror leader Megatron who had been vigorously rendered before. To put it bluntly, it's not the same thing that Hollywood abused in the 1990s. In short, everything can only be expected to be saved by the United States. Michael Bay is completely a simple-minded great American chauvinist. It would be fine if he could do it consistently, he would spend the first half of the film advertising eBay, so you can imagine how stupid the plot was, Optimus knew through eBay that the male lead had glasses that he desperately needed , and then everyone got it from life to death, knowing the frozen location of Megatron, a group of people was done, and drove to the North Pole, but Megatron was actually frozen by humans more than a hundred years ago. In the laboratory, God, even if this kind of plot is completely deleted, it does not seem to be fatal to the development of the plot, but it may be fatal to the sponsorship of eBay. But just because it was so stupid, the naked advertisements that were forced into the film were brought out of an extraordinary laughter effect, especially the part of the NOKIA mobile phone, I just wanted to fall into my seat laughing.
We watched the dubbed version. It is said to be the original cast of the dubbing "Transformers" cartoon. It sounds like it, but it is still so dogmatic, rigid, and bluffing. In the second half of the film, after Jazz was cracked by Megatron, Optimus Prime held Jazz's body and said, "Ah~ we lost an old friend!" Goosebumps popped out immediately, but the dry voice made people want to put a KY in his mouth.
The cinematography of this film also makes people dizzy. As for the degree of dizziness, it varies from person to person. Anyway, after watching the film, I felt like I was overwhelmed, and I didn’t even have an appetite for late-night snacks.
Qiwen is appreciated, and there is nothing else to say. Thinking about it carefully, it seems that our childhood was not so miserable. We are all three people, and we have to pretend to be a climax to remember the bittersweet sweetness, and Michael Bay is like the hero of "Transformers". People show up in disgust, and keep peddling some small bits and pieces to pass everyone's class time. The memory of Transformers is irreversible. When I was in elementary school, I went shopping in the wrong place and walked into a secluded street. When I was thinking about how to get out, I suddenly saw a toy store with neatly placed inside the counter. With Hasbro's full set of Transformers, the high-quality engineering plastic glows faintly in rainy days, making people feel that they must buy it. This is the best impression of Transformers to me.
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