even if there is no commercial advertisement,
even if you want to praise a Hollywood popcorn film, it is without connotation and depth;
but, as far as we are For a generation,
just hearing the word "Transformers" makes them so excited that their blood boils to the point of urination.
This live-action version of Transformers broke out the memories of Transformers fans for a long time, and, the new fighter F22, aircraft carrier group, Air Force One, gunships, bombers, Chevrolet new Camero, Peterbilt 388 heavy truck, Pontiac Killer 3 sports car, Hummer off-road vehicle, GMC truck, sexy heroine MEGAN.FOX, major Hollywood movie stars, a collection of military, cars, beauty, funny, music and big scenes, of course, not less than our beloved Transformers, so luxurious and multi-element The big package, it really makes people willing to be raped one hundred and one times, one hundred and one times.
Of course, I am neither an advertiser nor a child of a movie theater. As a film critic, complimenting a movie is not my forte. In the final analysis, I have a limited vocabulary for compliments, and it is easy to expose my literary skills. Beloved Transformers, but also had to pick out some bones.
First of all, the rhythm of this film is too fast. In today's world, only Foshan Shadowless Legs can match it. Gorgeous and spectacular scenes whizzed past the audience's raised eyeballs and pouted O-shaped mouths like swords and shadows. Big Brother Michael Bay, climaxes and splendor are constantly desired by audiences around the world, but this desire and passion must be based on The audience is only in a relaxed state of mind and body. In the two-hour and seventeen-minute film, how many fans endured the torment of the feces and urine, struggling and struggling between going and not going, which led to the film. After the end, the toilet was bursting, and the sound of running water resounded inside and outside the theater like a waterfall; Transformers are the precious spiritual wealth of our generation, but our spirit can be tested, so the prostate does not need to be tested, right? At the beginning, the rhythm of the film was not fast, it was all mortal fun, but I was looking forward to a few Transformers to cheer up my nerves. This kind of fast-paced and dazzling film will have a fatal weakness, that is, ENDING must end in haste, making the audience cry out; saying "hastily" does not mean that the scene is not big or not exciting, but the film The overall rhythm is too fast, and there is no priority. As a result, the handling of the climax is not much different from usual. According to the needs of the general audience, it needs to be light or heavy, fast or slow. The final climax erupts such a gradual process, there are comparisons , Only with contrast can the main body emerge. You can't let the audience be so excited that when you reach the G point, you will give the long-awaited ending to OVER with just two moves; that kind of blockbuster treatment The mode can't give people the unfinished pleasure, but it makes people feel impotence and premature ejaculation; of course, if you say that there will be a sequel, and the last sequel will be called ENDING, then there is nothing to say, but no matter how long it takes, do it. For the whole or part to be good, it is very important to control the rhythm and distinguish the primary and secondary; there is a trick in traditional Chinese medicine, "nine shallow and one deep", which should be recommended to Hollywood directors to seriously comprehend.
Secondly, the Transformers have no horns and no corners and can't tell the shape. In the animated version of Transformers, the protagonist is a robot and a human is a supporting role; but in the live-action version of the Transformers, the protagonist is a human and the supporting role is a robot, so the entire film has too few depictions of the Transformers. This arrangement makes fans greatly Unhappy, first, there are too few robots, and too many makeovers; Autobot sent Boss King, Hornet, Jazz, Ambulance, Ironhide; Decepticon sent Megatron, Starscream, Barricade, Scorpion and Fan. Chaos; of course, what kind of onions are iron sheets, barricades, poisonous scorpions and confusion? The Hornet was originally a Volkswagen Beetle, but now it is unveiled as a new Chevrolet Camero. Although it is dazzling, it is completely out of color, which is completely inconsistent with the character of the Hornet. The Hornet is supposed to be a small and exquisite car. Now it's big and brainless, just like many handsome and cute children who are young and hard to see when they grow up, so why did you choose Camero? How can you sacrifice a character's original look just to advertise a Chevrolet? Even if you choose QQ, it is more suitable for Little Hornet than it! Besides, who is Tin Hide? Who is the roadblock? Who is confused? It is said that they are regular customers on the Internet, why do I have no impression at all? Chaos is good at stealing information. He is the crazy little robot in the play who is always in a hurry. His shape and characteristics are quite CUTE, but according to the Internet, this character actually appeared instead of Sonic! WHY? WHY? TELL ME WHY? ! ! What kind of identity is Sonic, how can it be replaced? That's one of the best figures in the Decepticon. Sonic is taciturn and low-key, but he has made great achievements many times. There are also senior assistants such as Robot Bird and Rumble Long. When he bought toys, the Robot Bird was a tape, which was small in size and was the easiest to carry to the classroom to play without being discovered; Now this psychedelic, although the type of work he is engaged in is no different from sound waves, and the opening can also be turned into a tape recorder, but being brave and resourceful is two different things; as a toy, it has so many tentacles and is so long that it is difficult to put it in a schoolbag of. After all, kicking Sonic out is just too lazy to draw a few more robots and keep a few more lunch boxes. The staff at DreamWorks and Paramount are too cut corners, right?
Second, it is difficult for the Transformers to argue against me. In addition to Optimus Prime can be distinguished, other Transformers is difficult to distinguish. Originally, Autobot's eyes were blue, and Decepticon's eyes were red. This was an important sign, but they all had single-skinned and small eyes. When they were scrambling together, this sign didn't work at all. The new shape of Transformers undoubtedly took a lot of effort. The overall shape is full of the heavy metal feeling of the industrial age. However, the resolution is too poor on the scene, especially in the metropolis; but in the final analysis, the director arranged too few scenes for the Transformers. , the characters have no personality at all, and even the dialogue is pitiful; I believe that many audiences saw the scene where Megatron broke the jazz in half, and no one knew who died; how to arrange a few words for the jazz before his death Dialogue, talk about your life testimonials, say thank you to the people who helped you, and finally inspire the brothers to overcome their sadness and move forward bravely. This is the basic style before death, and it is also the basic respect for the supporting roles. What happened to Transformers? Transformers can't play acting? Can't compete for an Oscar? Prejudice! Discrimination!
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