Accidentally spent money to see the eunuch

Pedro 2022-04-22 07:01:02

He Yu Hang was thinking about going to the cinema, and after weighing it, he decided to watch "Caribbean World's End", which was delayed due to the end of the period. Surprisingly, there are still cinemas that have not taken this down, such as Xindongan, and it is still the original sound.
The next day, I rushed to Wangfujing excitedly, rushed to the theater to get the tickets, and entered the theater.

As soon as the film came up, our interest was once again aroused by the majestic music. At this time, we were not aware of the situation behind.
Watching and watching Chow Yun-fat appeared on the stage unknowingly, and then died unknowingly, within a quarter of an hour, I wondered if he was often used as a gimmick when I was not making a move, how could he be so sneaky and weak, Looking down, I suddenly remembered that this movie was castrated by radio and television.
Later, when I was eating, I remembered the "Watching Movie" that I brought with me. It happened that there was a review of this movie in this issue. Really, Chow Yun-fat should have a very passionate "welcome to Singapore" and Li Bai's "Guan Shanyue". Runfa did not recite poetry, only sensuality. The most amazing thing is that Jack, Barbosa and Xiaofeng, who are also the 9 big pirates, the first two posed with ease in the subsequent continuous artillery fire, but the moisturizing Xiaofeng was shot with a cannon, no gelding. For the part, pomade is really funny.
And then at the beginning, I said that as soon as the film came out, our interest was once again aroused by the majestic music. In fact, it should have been a little boy at the beginning. I don’t know why, he was also castrated by radio and television.
After a few fights, the music that accompanies the madness is sewed out of tune, and there is the final fatal gelding. In front of our eyes, Jack is hesitating about whether to insert the sword into David Jones' heart. After 0.5 seconds of black screen, we are stunned. Looking at the heart that Jack was pressing and then being stabbed in it by Will, there is absolutely no way to explain Jack's behavior without teleporting.
It's not the first movie to be cast down by radio and television, and it won't be the last. It stands to reason that we shouldn't be so angry, but the problem is that the castration technology of radio and television is too unhelpful. The eunuchs and prospective eunuchs are not only in physical pain, but also mentally traumatized, and no one will enter your purification room in the future. But there is an advantage to this. If there are more geldings, it will be clean, and there will be no more characters like 嫪毐 (not uttering absurdity) to rape your master or confuse the public, but isn't your master very upset? How do you speak to a wide audience.
You'd better study the methods of castration in feudal society and come out and mix it up, don't smash the signs of your ancestors in the hands of your generation.
But then again, it's already known as socialism, so how come there are still remnants of feudal bad habits

? , is so awesome in the pirates; why didn't Will turn into an octopus face after becoming the captain of "Flying Dutchman", it is said that the curse disappeared, because I watched the first two films relatively loosely, who can explain it to me; female It is not said that the sea god is very good, but except for turning into a pile of crabs and creating a whirlpool, there is nothing else to do. I also wondered who should run the villain's pile of ships, but then I understood; Why is Beckett cowardly? Li Yimeng thinks it's despair, I said, doesn't he have a younger brother? Li: It's just floating clouds. This is the problem, obviously the villain has an advantage, but there are thousands of ships behind him that are not needed, so they have to go over to Niu B alone, and then they will rest inexplicably. .
Yang Zuwu has said it a long time ago, don't bully B, bully B will be stupid in the future. But foreigners don't understand

the last long naval battle and Will proposes to Elizabeth, and the part of getting Barbossa to marry is definitely the highlight of the movie. I like the rendered weather. It is also said that after the subtitles, there is a scene where Will and Elizabeth meet in 10 years, but I didn't know it at the time, so I missed it.
As a commercial film, in addition to the Hollywood-style ending, "The End of the World" is actually quite good. Later, I heard a rumor that the original sound version is a few minutes longer than the Mandarin dubbed version, which is awesome.

Later, I planned to take a look at the place where the sunflower was photographed, but as a result, both the dv shop and the Agricultural Bank of China across the Wangfujing Church had disappeared without a trace.

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  • Lucinda 2022-03-23 09:01:06

    Although it is a dubbed version, although castrated for 20 minutes, although the plot is not too brilliant, although the final battle is not as magnificent as I imagined, but the details of the jokes and the entertainment balance made me cool in the cinema. So a few clicks, after all, entertainment films should not be too high, just be happy... wait for 4cd to come out and then complete it, especially the "hidden ending"...

  • Anthony 2021-10-20 18:58:42

    Pirates all give people such a cute feeling. It is often mentioned that pirates are fierce and evil, but the pirates here are always so funny!

Pirates of the Caribbean: At World's End quotes

  • Will Turner: Jack Sparrow sends his regards.

    Davy Jones: Sparrow?

    Will Turner: [looking at a suddenly wary Beckett] You didn't tell him? We rescued Jack from the Locker, along with the Black Pearl.

    Davy Jones: [glaring at Beckett] What else have you not told me?

    Lord Cutler Beckett: There is an issue far more troublesome... I believe you are familiar with a person called Calypso.

    [Jones shudders at the name]

    Davy Jones: Not a person, a heathen god. One who delights in cursing men with their wildest dreams, and revealing them to be hollow and naught but ash! The world is well rid of her.

    Will Turner: Not quite so well, actually. The Brethren Court intends to release her.

    Davy Jones: NO! THEY CANNOT! The first Brethren Court promised to imprison her forever. That was our agreement!

    Lord Cutler Beckett: Your agreement?

    Davy Jones: I showed them how to bind her. She could not be trusted... I, she gave me no choice! We must act before she is released!

    Will Turner: You loved her. She's the one, and then you betrayed her.

    Davy Jones: [tentacles bristling with rage] She PRETENDED to love me! SHE betrayed ME!

    Will Turner: And after which betrayal did you cut your heart out, I wonder?

    [Jones angrily knocks Will's cup from his hand]

  • [Jack the monkey is fired from a cannon into the Flying Dutchman, landing on a creature attacking Will]

    Will Turner: Thank you, Jack!