Kingsman: Secret Service Academy

Milo 2022-11-21 16:54:42

Although it is framed in a story that can not be described as absurd, it is still hard to hide the brilliance of this drama that makes me eager to open the second screen. This is the first movie in 2016 that I did not hesitate to give five stars.

There are innumerable elements worth admiring in the film, such as the charming and dazzling sexy gentleman style of British men, the strong British flavor, and the bloody and violent aesthetics mixed with joy to the extreme.

Tired of watching the rhythm of traditional Bond-style spy films, the deified spy is matched with a beautiful woman who will die after rolling the sheets. This combination of an ascetic veteran cadre Uncle Fan Er and gangsters is simply refined and fresh and mouth-watering.

High-tech, umbrellas, shoes, glasses, symphony fireworks headshots, four and a half minutes of bloody church killings, this film is really against the sky.

Finally, omit the 10,000-word obsession with Uncle Colin, the Virgo.

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Kingsman: The Secret Service quotes

  • Harry Hart: [Grabs a fountain pen from the wall] Now, I've had a lot of fun with this. One of our finest examples of chemical engineering. Poison. Harmless when ingested. But at a time, convenient to you...

    [Pulls pen clip outward]

    Harry Hart: It can be remotely activated. Primed.

    [Pushes clip back]

    Harry Hart: Lethal.

    [Eggsy looks at the gold cigarette lighters on the wall]

    Gary 'Eggsy' Unwin: And what about these? What do these do? Electrocute you?

    Harry Hart: Don't be ridiculous. It's a hand grenade.

    Gary 'Eggsy' Unwin: Shut up.

    Harry Hart: If you want to electrocute someone, you'll need a signet ring.

    [Grabs a ring from the wall]

    Harry Hart: A gentleman traditionally wears the signet on his left hand, but a Kingsman wears it on whatever hand happens to be dominant. If you touch the contact behind the ring, it delivers 50,000 volts.

    Gary 'Eggsy' Unwin: [Pointing at the smartphones and tablets on the opposite wall] And what about them? What makes them so special?

    [Eggsy grabs a lighter while Hart is not looking]

    Harry Hart: Nothing. That technology is caught up with the spy world.

    [Hart and Eggsy head back to the main lobby]

    Harry Hart: Put it back, Eggsy.

    [Eggsy puts the lighter back]

  • Kingsman Tailor: Perfect timing. Gentleman's just finished.

    [Valentine and Gazelle step out of Fitting Room 1]

    Valentine: Mr. DeVere. What a coincidence. You are totally the reason I'm here. When you left my house, I was thirsting for that dope-ass smoking jacket you had on. And since I'm going to Royal Ascot, apparently you need one of these penguin suits. Here I am. What are you doing here?

    [Valentine shakes hands with Eggsy]

    Valentine: What's up, man? Richmond Valentine.

    Harry Hart: This is my new valet. I was just introducing him to my tailor.

    Valentine: Another coincidence. So am I.

    Harry Hart: Did you have any chance to think further on my proposal?

    Valentine: Most definitely. My people will be getting in touch with you very soon. I guarantee it.

    Harry Hart: A word of advice: Ascot requires top hat. I might suggest Lock & Co. Hatters, St. James.

    Valentine: 'Lox', as in smoked fish?

    Harry Hart: As in 'locked up'.

    Valentine: Oh. I have trouble understanding you people sometimes. You all talk so funny.