The first 1/2 of the story is actually a cliché. Cultivation cheats, so that you can cultivate into a gentle ruffian, and the audience does not need to know at the end that he will become a hero and save the world.
In fact, the best part of the story is in the last 30 minutes. There is also the 5-minute fireworks headshot that was not cut off by the naked buttocks when it was submitted for inspection, but he also had to take the
blame. Although the director borrowed from the predecessors, the brilliant colors are 100% suitable. The music does not prevent it from becoming a classic black humor shot in film history. In the future, I will be plagiarized, borrowed, and spoofed in various ways, and then I will find that it doesn't seem right to press it anywhere.
Let’s talk about the plan of saving the earth and purifying humanity that the villain of the big syndicate spared no expense, time, and trouble. The villains in the past were throwing missiles, nuclear bombs, and at most the aliens to destroy the earth. The co-lead villain has the absolute advantage of controlling the old elites and satellites of the earth, and can suddenly kill all human beings, but, just not! He acquired global telecommunications companies, set up countless base stations around the world, and crossed the strong Great Wall of the Chinese people, truly realizing the integration of global information and free WIFI for life! People all over the world rejoice!
The big co-head villain has mastered the biggest weakness of modern human beings! Let you be inseparable from your mobile phone every day, let you bow your head every day, and let you be greedy for cheap! I'm here to treat you! In the end, people all over the world were punished by the villains because they just wanted to use free WIFI. They co-authored a rhythmic beat, beat, beat, beat, beat, beat, beat, beat, beat, beat, beat, beat, beat each time, and started gang fights with bare hands at landmarks in various countries. rolling around. The villain is happy, and the audience is also very happy! But if you think about it carefully, if there is a day when Internet access and calls will be free around the world, and there will be no international long-distance roaming, who can resist the temptation? can you? I can't anyway!
The people all over the world, who are beaten like shit outside, are the background boards. The showdown between the protagonist and the blade girl is a battle, a cat and a dog battle! The nimble and agile female cat with the blade saw that the dog-like little manservant was not pleasing to the eye for a long time, and decided to teach him a lesson. As a result, the cat who was beaten and could only parry was victorious! Equipped with viciousness, shit luck and the protagonist's halo, he won such an unexpected victory. . . .
The director told us that this is a group of jokers I invited, and played a group of ruffian jokes, just to make the audience happy, and we were indeed very happy!
The following is the Mary Sue time, if you feel uncomfortable, please stop watching!
As I mentioned earlier, most of the story is in clichés, but the highlights of the clichés are all wearing a custom three-piece suit, with a good body to spurt blood, looking like a university professor, but in fact, he is a man who never hesitates to shoot a gun and has an elegant mouth. Li Biao's uncle who was born in a nobleman with dirty characters, is especially handsome and tragic when he takes care of the three kinds of sluts. After a moment, he showed off his graceful figure and agility. Harvested the adoring, surprised and frightened eyes of the servant. The second kind of fake scholar is really a slut. Uncle doesn't talk nonsense, he just slaps his ears, scratches his teeth and slaps, and he smacks so elegantly, and he still says that you know how good I am! The third kind of toad-type slut, this kind of slut is everywhere in life, is not conscious of being in a pyramid scheme, and washes your brain like a fly to let you join, beside the point. What Uncle said was as cool as firing a machine gun. Before that bitch was conscious, Uncle took out the gun and jumped at her. Although the plot emphasizes that it is under the control of the mind, and although normal people in reality will not slaughter these sluts, at most, they will crusade with their mouths, but the performance of the movie makes the audience feel good! again! It's your fault that such a wonderful piece is cut out!
Finally, wait for the second episode of Uncle's elegant return!
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