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On the development of science and technology, the harm of mobile phones and the importance of protecting the environment
Marcella 2022-11-03 22:40:25
The villain Warrent in the White House arguing about the deal made the back and the voice alluding to Obama. Warrant wants to avoid the destruction of the earth's environment by reducing human beings, and wants to be a savior. Harry was controlled by Warrant's sim card to kill everyone in the church, and then was shot in the head by Warrant. Iger discovered that Arthur, the head of the secret service, was also an accomplice of Warrant, and had a chip implanted in his neck. Arthur asked Iger to drink and wanted to poison him, but he secretly mixed it and poisoned himself. The female classmate Roxanne used a hydrogen balloon to the atmosphere and used a missile to blow up one of Warrant's satellites. The plan to exterminate most of the human beings through the sim card was delayed, but just when Warrant wanted to use someone else's satellite to reconnect, instructor Merlin used The sim card on Arthur's neck made the heads of Warrant's accomplices explode, and the sim card was still connected, and the mobile phone let humans kill each other. Iger killed Warrant and his knives-footed female minions and saved all mankind. The Swedish princess who was captured by Valente said you saved the human race and we can play ass. Then he actually fucked the princess asshole. Nice popcorn movie. I want to know what happened to Obama and other American leaders. Did they all get headshots?
Extended Reading
Kingsman: The Secret Service quotes
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[Valentine notices the people in the party room looking gloomy]
Valentine: The fuck's wrong with them?
Gazelle: I don't know. Could be something to do with the mass genocide.
Valentine: Give me the mic.
[Gazelle hands Valentine a microphone. Valentine stands up]
Valentine: Hey all! Everybody listen up! What the fuck is wrong with you people? I just want to remind you all that today is a day of celebration. We must put aside all thoughts of death, and focus on birth. The birth of a new age. We mustn't mourn the ones who give their lives today. We should honor their sacrifice, and their role in saving the human race. We must put aside doubts and guilt. You are the chosen people. When folks tell their kids the story about Noah's Ark, is Noah the bad guy?
[Crowd says no]
Valentine: Is God the bad guy?
[Crowd says no]
Valentine: How about the animals marching two by two?
[Crowd says no]
Valentine: Of course not! Yeah, that's it! Let's turn those frowns upside down. Eat, drink, and paaaaarty!
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Harry Hart: I very much regret that your husband's bravery can't be publicly celebrated. I hope you understand that.
Michelle Unwin: How can I understand, if you won't tell me anything? I didn't even know he wasn't with his squad.
Harry Hart: I'm so sorry I can't say more. I would like to present to you this medal of valour. If you look closely on the back, there's a number. And as a more concrete gesture of gratitude, we'd like to offer you a... Let's call it a favour. The nature of it is your choice. Just tell the operator: 'Oxfords, not Brogues.' And then they'll know it's you.
Michelle Unwin: I don't want your help!
[Pushing away the medal]
Michelle Unwin: I want my husband back!
[Sobs]
Michelle Unwin: [Hart walks away and approaches little Eggsy, who is playing with a snow globe]
Harry Hart: What's your name, young man.
Little Eggsy: Eggsy.
Harry Hart: Hello, Eggsy. Can I see that?
[Eggsy gives Hart the snow globe. Hart gives Eggsy the medal]
Harry Hart: You take care of this, Eggsy. Alright?
[Eggsy nods]
Harry Hart: And take care of your mum, too.