Tell you what the old fresh meat is! ! !

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mother! ! I want to marry my uncle! !
I'm going to write my entire review in rant! ! I really didn't plan to go to the cinema to see this movie! ! Because the title translation sucks! ! ! But then I found out there was Colin Firth! ! The two favorite uncles in the whole world are Liam Neason and Colin Firth! ! ! How could I not watch it! ! ! So I went to see it! ! !
Then I am very very! ! ! happy! ! ! Seriously, the whole film is a dark horse in commercial films! ! ! Neat tones are actually not very flat king! ! I feel very GIJOE! ! ! The only thing is! ! Mom! ! ! My uncle is too handsome to digest! ! ! I'm a kid who grew up watching BJ's single diary and true love! ! ! Uncle filled my childhood and my fantasies about men! ! This time! ! ! This time! ! ! Warm, warm and handsome uncle even fights! ! ! Played so well! ! ! Men are not bad, women do not love to know! ! !
Especially the deleted part! ! ! It's fried! ! ! It's fried! ! ! It's fried! ! ! So nice to delete the hair! ! !
Saimiao is also handsome! ! ! Who allowed you to be cute! ! !
I don't say anything! ! ! Take off your hat and undress! ! ! lick! ! !

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Kingsman: The Secret Service quotes

  • Merlin: As some of you will have learned last night, teamwork is paramount here at Kingsman. We're here to enhance your skills and test you to the limit. Which is why you're gonna pick a puppy. Wherever you go, your dog goes. You will care for it. You will teach it. And by the time it's fully trained, so will you be. Those of you who are still here, that is. Do you understand? Choose your puppy.

    [the candidates approach the cages. Eggsy gets a pug while Roxy gets a black poodle]

    Gary 'Eggsy' Unwin: A poodle?

    Roxy: What? They're gun dogs. Oldest working breed. Easy to train.

    [Looks at Eggsy's pug]

    Roxy: A pug.

    Gary 'Eggsy' Unwin: It's a bulldog, ain't it?

    [Disappointing look at Roxy's face]

    Gary 'Eggsy' Unwin: It'll get bigger, don't it?

    [Roxy shakes her head]

    Gary 'Eggsy' Unwin: Shit.

  • Valentine: It's not that kind of a movie.