Brilliant: A gentleman's agent, a middle-school villain, a bloody plot

Dashawn 2022-08-20 14:22:23

In the film, the extremely environmentally friendly middle two villains themselves out of love for the mother earth, despair of human beings, and have always regarded human beings as viruses on the earth: all kinds of death, wars, destruction of the environment, and extinction of animals all day long.
One day the villain really can't stand it anymore: you stupid humans, have you ever considered the feelings of the earth! Come on, let's reopen Earth Online, otherwise this server will have to crash for human beings. Letting humans kill each other is a good idea, excited!
This villain is not only a middle schooler, but also super rich and eloquent. He persuades celebrities from all walks of life to join his own plan to destroy the world. It can be said that his comrades in arms are all over the governments of various countries and infiltrate major secret agencies. The villain is so capricious!
Thinking of Evans, an important figure in the ETO organization in the Three-Body Problem, these two must meet too late.
=w=


My greatest pleasure in watching this film is to appreciate the killing of men in suits and leather shoes.
Fighting can be so gentlemanly, so calm, so handsome, and so supernatural!
Muscles are not important, what is important is that after finishing the suit, you can wear it obediently and gracefully.


Although it is said to be a special academy, the attention is all on the older generation.
The first half basically depends on the male god Colin, which is really indescribably pleasing to the eye.
This waist, these long legs, this suit and leather shoes! Have you ever seen a tailor who can fight like this (isn't)!
The screenwriter is also ruthless. The male god was given a box lunch just after hanging up in the church, which made my heart feel half cold (but he died so simply, and it was also praised). It is said that the teachers of the hot-blooded male protagonists all come with their own flags. Sincerely I don't cheat. BUT, I heard that as long as the box office is good, the director promised to have his own plan to bring 33 back to life in the second part.
(Director! I have contributed to the box office, begging for 33 resurrection coins!)


The bar fight, skydiving, church killings and fireworks are too brilliant.
In the last tens of minutes of the movie, people all over the world turned into a manic murderer and scuffled into a ball. A group of elites who claim to be chosen people instantly turned into brilliant salutes, and they died without a letter. The majestic background music rendered this bloody scene full of comedy atmosphere. Several people around me couldn't help but laugh, including me.
And the blade girl kills people with graceful dancing, danger and beauty, which is unforgettable.

It’s a pity that the church massacre can’t be seen on the big screen. The video uploaded on the Internet has been refreshed many times. The flow is smooth and smooth, and the bgm is super free bird. Such a bloody fight was shot by the director with a playful and amusing feeling.
It is mentioned that this time 33 is not infinite ammunition! The action of changing the clip is so cool (I just saw this part of the church on the Internet yesterday and immediately decided to go to the cinema to watch it. Unfortunately, this part was cut in China, how exciting it would be to watch it on the big screen!). If I don't cut this part, I'll definitely rush into the movie theater for a swipe!
I have watched a lot of Third Brother’s movies recently. Anyone who has watched it will know that Third Brother’s action movies are notorious for being open-minded. Like “The Lion”, the little guy slaps the past and rotates 360 degrees in the air, kicking people and flying. The Chinese people who are used to seeing realistic martial arts will be stunned when they watch it for the first time.
Now it seems that the third brother movie still needs to learn more about the opening posture in the future.
It’s also an act of pretense. I don’t know how high other people’s style is. Even the code name is the Knights of the Round Table series. It's technical.


In addition to the villains who have both the second and the kind heart, and the agents with superhuman combat power and demeanor, the film also has a heroic protagonist.
From the bullied gangster, to finally putting on a custom suit and glasses, reborn like 33 possessed, invincible into the enemy's lair, and finally sitting on a beautiful woman, the male protagonist will go to the peak of life under the guidance of 33, all happy ending.


But every time I see hackers in the movie, I feel very painful...
Now encryption is so awesome, why are these hackers every time they are in a no-man's land!
Merlin, you must be a real devil! Law! division!
As a coder sitting under the screen, I saw that there were also string tags in the code that flashed when Merlin hacked into the system.
How can it be so fast to crack the system, what kind of black technology.... Ask the villain, which outsourcing company did you ask for the security of your database, such a scumbag.
(don't care about the details)



All in all, a good movie with a lovely gore, well worth watching.

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Kingsman: The Secret Service quotes

  • [Valentine notices the people in the party room looking gloomy]

    Valentine: The fuck's wrong with them?

    Gazelle: I don't know. Could be something to do with the mass genocide.

    Valentine: Give me the mic.

    [Gazelle hands Valentine a microphone. Valentine stands up]

    Valentine: Hey all! Everybody listen up! What the fuck is wrong with you people? I just want to remind you all that today is a day of celebration. We must put aside all thoughts of death, and focus on birth. The birth of a new age. We mustn't mourn the ones who give their lives today. We should honor their sacrifice, and their role in saving the human race. We must put aside doubts and guilt. You are the chosen people. When folks tell their kids the story about Noah's Ark, is Noah the bad guy?

    [Crowd says no]

    Valentine: Is God the bad guy?

    [Crowd says no]

    Valentine: How about the animals marching two by two?

    [Crowd says no]

    Valentine: Of course not! Yeah, that's it! Let's turn those frowns upside down. Eat, drink, and paaaaarty!

  • Harry Hart: I very much regret that your husband's bravery can't be publicly celebrated. I hope you understand that.

    Michelle Unwin: How can I understand, if you won't tell me anything? I didn't even know he wasn't with his squad.

    Harry Hart: I'm so sorry I can't say more. I would like to present to you this medal of valour. If you look closely on the back, there's a number. And as a more concrete gesture of gratitude, we'd like to offer you a... Let's call it a favour. The nature of it is your choice. Just tell the operator: 'Oxfords, not Brogues.' And then they'll know it's you.

    Michelle Unwin: I don't want your help!

    [Pushing away the medal]

    Michelle Unwin: I want my husband back!

    [Sobs]

    Michelle Unwin: [Hart walks away and approaches little Eggsy, who is playing with a snow globe]

    Harry Hart: What's your name, young man.

    Little Eggsy: Eggsy.

    Harry Hart: Hello, Eggsy. Can I see that?

    [Eggsy gives Hart the snow globe. Hart gives Eggsy the medal]

    Harry Hart: You take care of this, Eggsy. Alright?

    [Eggsy nods]

    Harry Hart: And take care of your mum, too.