After waiting for two years, I was once again conquered by this group of "King's men"

Jasen 2022-10-30 13:32:08

They, with legs two meters eight, are known as walking hormones,

They are heroic and just, romantic and unrestrained, and they have won countless hearts, but they just want to save the world,

No, I'm not talking about the generations of Bonds who have finished posing and rolling the sheets.

As the latest and most popular rotten country group , they have the highest three-piece suits, glasses, umbrellas, and oxford shoes .

They are The King's Man 2: Pure Gold O , aka

Kingsman 2: The Golden Circle

Kingsman: The Golden Circle

The advent of the "Ace Agent" series not only swept the global box office and word of mouth, but also brought a new template of an ideal boyfriend to the majority of fans. The face of Wang's man CP :

[The length of the neck is all legs, and the head can be cut off with blood and hair can't be messed up.] Colin Fell , the uncle , and Dandan Egerton are a pair of masters and apprentices. Uncle Face trains Eggy from a street gangster to an ace agent, and the two develop love for a long time~

Uncle Lian is known as the most beautiful face in a suit in the world, Ah Bu, the most beautiful man,

When he was young, he had a little white face that made people think.

Eggy is a new breed of meat in the rotten country, and the yuppie temperament after the suit and leather shoes is simply charming to death.

In addition to the return of the face CP, this film inherits the force of the previous work to break through the universe- museum-style weapon display , which is the favorite of Virgos.

The villain is not only capricious, but also cute and charming. The devil, played by Oscar -winning actress Julianne Moore , loves to make pork buns, and she also prefers to keep a bunch of male pets . She built her base like a doughnut paradise, and her gestures made people fully feel what it means to be "a fire in the open and a knife in the dark" .

The number one male favorite is Charlie, who was unsuccessful in the recruitment of "Kingsman" with Dandan in the last episode. He changed to a new "girlfriend" mechanical arm, known as "hand man".

The second male favorite is Elton John , the British music god who was kidnapped and raised by the devil , and he plays himself. I have to say that the devil's music taste is too high, and the British national treasure dares to be tied.

Whenever the devil recruits a new younger brother, the organization will wash his teeth, remove fingerprints, and draw a 24K pure gold circle to curse you.

Returning after two years, "Wang Man 2" will continue the style of the most different special agent film , with no pee spots throughout the whole process, bringing the former 007 style + Quentin-style violent aesthetics + B-level film humor and spoof to the extreme.

The beginning of the story takes only one second to enter the play.

Eggy went out on a date, and ran into the old enemy, the hand man. As soon as the two disagreed, they started a fight, and the car rolled for 300 rounds.

Shou Nan lost again, but stole all the confidential information of Wang Nan's organization.

While Eggy was happily meeting his father-in-law and mother-in-law, the villain bombed Wang Nan's headquarters into the sky with bombs.

Fifteen minutes after the opening, the group was destroyed. Have you ever seen a spy organization more unlucky than this?

Wang's men were left with Dandan and bald logistics. The two were desperate, and they found the last trick left by their ancestors and asked them to ask for help from the cousin of Wang's organization - the United States of America (Statesman) , referred to as "Beautiful Men" .

The souvenir of "Beautiful Boy" is wine, so each member is named after the wine and has his own stunt.

Among them , the stunt of Tequila Agent (Channing Tatum) is to play with a flower gun and spit at level 8. I watched this GIF for 8 hours without getting tired.

And the Whiskey Agent (Pedro Pascal)'s trick is an electrified version of the mantra lasso borrowed from Wonder Woman , which we call "The Whip Man ".

In the beautiful male headquarters, the face that Dandan thought about day and night finally appeared. The good news is that he didn't die after being shot by the villain in the last episode.

The bad news is that he lost his memory and became a lovely kindergarten uncle.

This can't help but make me fall into a great contemplation, the British agent is called the king's man (kingsman), the American agent is called the beautiful man (Statesman), then what are our Chinese agents called?

Maybe Chaoyang aunt

Ahem, in order to become famous, the devil does not hesitate to poison the drugs she sells all over the world-a zombie, corpse, and poison that makes people dance madly .

In other words—everyone who gets poisoned will turn into dancing zombies .

In the process of saving the world, Wang Nan and Whip Male have experienced challenges from extraordinary men, including the adventure of Frozen .

They were locked in a front-load washing machine, and they landed perfectly after 3 weeks of front somersaults and 2 months of back somersaults, and nearly killed 2 uncles.

In the end, it must be to save the world, but don't you want to watch the movie's highlight: "Fancy Weapons Stew" ?

Fight in the villainous comic Donutland , singing " country roads take me home " old American country classics while blowing heads with a British gentleman's umbrella.

The umbrella is a see-through and strafing machine gun, the glasses are holographic AR, and the suitcase is an all-purpose box that can shoot cannons on the front and block bullets on the back (I don't know why).

If the last film established the universe of ace agents, this film moved the location to the rural southern part of the United States, eating American food and drinking American food .

I have to say that the sharp contrast between the British style and the American country has raised the visual enjoyment of the film to a whole level .

The cartoon villain with whimsical conspiracy and super large , but the more you watch it, the more you like it, it is almost poisoned by Wang Nan.

Luxurious public funds to eat and wear and high-tech weapons to pull the wind make you seem to be traveling between magic and reality.

If you stay in the cinema all the year round, you will feel that movies cannot escape routines, especially commercial blockbusters.

But Wang's man made a new idea in the British "routine" , like old wine paired with rich game.

The plot is exciting and visually stimulating, making you sweat while shouting.

no matter what you like

Or a new era gentleman's agent with dazzling black technology after 007

Not even one of the cutest villains of the year with a vicious tongue and a black belly

"Ace Agent 2: The Golden Circle" can be 100% guaranteed to satisfy you

Finally, a piece of advice for all the men watching the movie, please put on your most decent outfit and go watch it,

Otherwise, you will conduct 360-degree introspection and all-round shame on your body, appearance, speech, manners, clothes, shoes and bags...

After all, when a sportsman wears a three-piece suit, he still knows how to taste and flirt

Who cares about the age gap? same gender?

I just want to rush into the movie and kneel under my uncle's suit pants to smooth the folds of his trouser legs~

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Kingsman: The Secret Service quotes

  • [Valentine notices the people in the party room looking gloomy]

    Valentine: The fuck's wrong with them?

    Gazelle: I don't know. Could be something to do with the mass genocide.

    Valentine: Give me the mic.

    [Gazelle hands Valentine a microphone. Valentine stands up]

    Valentine: Hey all! Everybody listen up! What the fuck is wrong with you people? I just want to remind you all that today is a day of celebration. We must put aside all thoughts of death, and focus on birth. The birth of a new age. We mustn't mourn the ones who give their lives today. We should honor their sacrifice, and their role in saving the human race. We must put aside doubts and guilt. You are the chosen people. When folks tell their kids the story about Noah's Ark, is Noah the bad guy?

    [Crowd says no]

    Valentine: Is God the bad guy?

    [Crowd says no]

    Valentine: How about the animals marching two by two?

    [Crowd says no]

    Valentine: Of course not! Yeah, that's it! Let's turn those frowns upside down. Eat, drink, and paaaaarty!

  • Harry Hart: I very much regret that your husband's bravery can't be publicly celebrated. I hope you understand that.

    Michelle Unwin: How can I understand, if you won't tell me anything? I didn't even know he wasn't with his squad.

    Harry Hart: I'm so sorry I can't say more. I would like to present to you this medal of valour. If you look closely on the back, there's a number. And as a more concrete gesture of gratitude, we'd like to offer you a... Let's call it a favour. The nature of it is your choice. Just tell the operator: 'Oxfords, not Brogues.' And then they'll know it's you.

    Michelle Unwin: I don't want your help!

    [Pushing away the medal]

    Michelle Unwin: I want my husband back!

    [Sobs]

    Michelle Unwin: [Hart walks away and approaches little Eggsy, who is playing with a snow globe]

    Harry Hart: What's your name, young man.

    Little Eggsy: Eggsy.

    Harry Hart: Hello, Eggsy. Can I see that?

    [Eggsy gives Hart the snow globe. Hart gives Eggsy the medal]

    Harry Hart: You take care of this, Eggsy. Alright?

    [Eggsy nods]

    Harry Hart: And take care of your mum, too.