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Children's Paradise Meal
Electa 2022-11-26 02:20:22
The subtitles from the falling stones at the title show the first impression of the movie: cool visual effects. Severe special agent training, skydiving, and churches with one enemy and one mirror to the end, all the content that can enhance human adrenaline, through the combination of performance and CG, have reached a new height. The charm of actors is even more unstoppable. Who would have thought that Uncle Colin, who knows his destiny, can raise a pistol so coolly and gracefully to kill? The set of agents, blade girls, stupid cute dogs, etc. who are killed on the scene is impressive. Add appropriate humor and even dirty content, and a full-fledged meal is ready. Just like the children's paradise meal, you will get tired of eating it often, but you will always think about it if you don't eat it.
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Kingsman: The Secret Service quotes
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Harry Hart: [Grabs a fountain pen from the wall] Now, I've had a lot of fun with this. One of our finest examples of chemical engineering. Poison. Harmless when ingested. But at a time, convenient to you...
[Pulls pen clip outward]
Harry Hart: It can be remotely activated. Primed.
[Pushes clip back]
Harry Hart: Lethal.
[Eggsy looks at the gold cigarette lighters on the wall]
Gary 'Eggsy' Unwin: And what about these? What do these do? Electrocute you?
Harry Hart: Don't be ridiculous. It's a hand grenade.
Gary 'Eggsy' Unwin: Shut up.
Harry Hart: If you want to electrocute someone, you'll need a signet ring.
[Grabs a ring from the wall]
Harry Hart: A gentleman traditionally wears the signet on his left hand, but a Kingsman wears it on whatever hand happens to be dominant. If you touch the contact behind the ring, it delivers 50,000 volts.
Gary 'Eggsy' Unwin: [Pointing at the smartphones and tablets on the opposite wall] And what about them? What makes them so special?
[Eggsy grabs a lighter while Hart is not looking]
Harry Hart: Nothing. That technology is caught up with the spy world.
[Hart and Eggsy head back to the main lobby]
Harry Hart: Put it back, Eggsy.
[Eggsy puts the lighter back]
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Kingsman Tailor: Perfect timing. Gentleman's just finished.
[Valentine and Gazelle step out of Fitting Room 1]
Valentine: Mr. DeVere. What a coincidence. You are totally the reason I'm here. When you left my house, I was thirsting for that dope-ass smoking jacket you had on. And since I'm going to Royal Ascot, apparently you need one of these penguin suits. Here I am. What are you doing here?
[Valentine shakes hands with Eggsy]
Valentine: What's up, man? Richmond Valentine.
Harry Hart: This is my new valet. I was just introducing him to my tailor.
Valentine: Another coincidence. So am I.
Harry Hart: Did you have any chance to think further on my proposal?
Valentine: Most definitely. My people will be getting in touch with you very soon. I guarantee it.
Harry Hart: A word of advice: Ascot requires top hat. I might suggest Lock & Co. Hatters, St. James.
Valentine: 'Lox', as in smoked fish?
Harry Hart: As in 'locked up'.
Valentine: Oh. I have trouble understanding you people sometimes. You all talk so funny.