"Quotes"

Allan 2022-12-10 07:41:32

"The lack of the silver spoon has set you on a certain path, but you needn't stay on it. If you're prepare to adapt and learn, you can transform."


"Every bit of reasearch kept pointing to the same thing .

The carbon emissions are a red herring, and we are past the point of no return no matter what remedial actions we take.

Uh-huh. You know your shit.

I sometimes envy the blissful ignorance of those less well-versed in their... 'shit'. As Professor Arnold always said: 'Humankind is the only virus cursed to live with the horrifying knowledge of its host's fragile mortality.'”


“There is nothing noble in being superior to your fellow man. True nobility is being superior to your former self. — Hemingway”

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Kingsman: The Secret Service quotes

  • Merlin: Hugo, Digby: you don't land in the K, you're not in the K. Rufus, you opened too soon. You were all over the radar. All three of you, pack your bags. Go home.

    [the three candidates leave]

    Merlin: Eggsy, Roxy, congratulations. You set a new record. Opening at 300 feet, that's pretty ballsy. Well done for completing another task. Fall out.

    [Roxy and Charlie leave. Eggsy stays, angered that he was the one without a parachute]

    Gary 'Eggsy' Unwin: Sorry, sir, but why the fuck did you choose me as the gimp? Am I the expendable candidate?

    Merlin: No, no, no. You don't talk to me like that. If you have a complaint, you come here and whisper it in my ear.

    [Eggsy approaches Merlin]

    Merlin: You need to take that chip off your shoulder.

    [Merlin pulls Eggsy's rip cord, revealing that he had a parachute the whole time]

  • [Eggsy wakes up, tied to a railroad track. He sees the Interrogator approach him with a knife in hand]

    Gary 'Eggsy' Unwin: Who the fuck are you? Where am I?

    The Interrogator: This knife can save your life.

    [Eggsy suddenly notices a train approaching]

    Gary 'Eggsy' Unwin: Fuck!

    The Interrogator: My employer's got two questions for you, Eggsy. What the fuck is Kingsman? And who is Harry Hart?

    Gary 'Eggsy' Unwin: I don't know who the fuck that is! Shit!

    The Interrogator: Oh, Eggsy, I just killed two of your friends who gave me the same bullshit answer!

    Gary 'Eggsy' Unwin: Fuck! Just cut the fucking ropes, please!

    The Interrogator: Hey, Eggsy, is Kingsman worth dying for?

    Gary 'Eggsy' Unwin: Fuck yeah!

    [Train passes over Eggsy. He discovers that the section dropped down before impact. Hart arrives at the scene]

    Harry Hart: Congratulations. Bloody well done.

    Gary 'Eggsy' Unwin: How'd the others do?

    Harry Hart: Roxy passed with flying colours. Charlie's up next. Want to watch?

    Gary 'Eggsy' Unwin: Yeah. Alright.