Gentlemen rely on gold to lose their morals

Ashleigh 2022-08-19 12:52:25

Let's talk about the shocking section first. Of course, the first is the popular church massacre. Are you sure there is a substitute? Fighting drama dumps 007 classmates N streets, screenwriter and martial arts instructor plus chicken legs! This kind of blasphemous three views drifting in the wind is what the people of the corrupt country think about. Secondly, Uncle Colin, who is so handsome and scum, eats McDonald's with the big devil without any sense of disobedience. What's the matter? Well, mc, how much did you pay for advertising? ! The last group of people exploded into a firework-like headshot. This kind of more bloody, dark and funny style features is getting used to it (I used to accept incompetence when I didn't lose my morals). Finally, the cute dog and the princess doing the asshole. . . The bottom line must not be stepped on (even if you kill small animals like hemp, you can't kill them), at the same time, the royal family is just f**k.
Finally, I want to complain about Brother Qiang and Uncle Colin, the official CP certified by the corrupt country. Which kind screenwriter should write a HE for them. It's fun to abuse this pair every time. Angry~~The male protagonist was seriously robbed by Uncle Colin, there is no way ╮(╯_╰)╭ The aura of young people is too weak, he is obviously handsome, and the child will forget it after watching it. . . .
The technical loopholes will not shrink. The Lun family is a commercial film. What do you think?

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Kingsman: The Secret Service quotes

  • [Valentine notices the people in the party room looking gloomy]

    Valentine: The fuck's wrong with them?

    Gazelle: I don't know. Could be something to do with the mass genocide.

    Valentine: Give me the mic.

    [Gazelle hands Valentine a microphone. Valentine stands up]

    Valentine: Hey all! Everybody listen up! What the fuck is wrong with you people? I just want to remind you all that today is a day of celebration. We must put aside all thoughts of death, and focus on birth. The birth of a new age. We mustn't mourn the ones who give their lives today. We should honor their sacrifice, and their role in saving the human race. We must put aside doubts and guilt. You are the chosen people. When folks tell their kids the story about Noah's Ark, is Noah the bad guy?

    [Crowd says no]

    Valentine: Is God the bad guy?

    [Crowd says no]

    Valentine: How about the animals marching two by two?

    [Crowd says no]

    Valentine: Of course not! Yeah, that's it! Let's turn those frowns upside down. Eat, drink, and paaaaarty!

  • Harry Hart: I very much regret that your husband's bravery can't be publicly celebrated. I hope you understand that.

    Michelle Unwin: How can I understand, if you won't tell me anything? I didn't even know he wasn't with his squad.

    Harry Hart: I'm so sorry I can't say more. I would like to present to you this medal of valour. If you look closely on the back, there's a number. And as a more concrete gesture of gratitude, we'd like to offer you a... Let's call it a favour. The nature of it is your choice. Just tell the operator: 'Oxfords, not Brogues.' And then they'll know it's you.

    Michelle Unwin: I don't want your help!

    [Pushing away the medal]

    Michelle Unwin: I want my husband back!

    [Sobs]

    Michelle Unwin: [Hart walks away and approaches little Eggsy, who is playing with a snow globe]

    Harry Hart: What's your name, young man.

    Little Eggsy: Eggsy.

    Harry Hart: Hello, Eggsy. Can I see that?

    [Eggsy gives Hart the snow globe. Hart gives Eggsy the medal]

    Harry Hart: You take care of this, Eggsy. Alright?

    [Eggsy nods]

    Harry Hart: And take care of your mum, too.