A totally uninspired sleazy movie

Christine 2022-12-04 20:03:56

One star for the hand-tailored suit inside, and one star for Lancelot, who was cut in half as soon as he came out. The bloody scene with the symphony runs through the whole movie. This is probably the so-called violent aesthetics. However, I don't like it very much, and the scene with headshots is not at all beautiful in my opinion, but there is a kind of disgust from the bottom of my heart. Respect Life. Except for the suit, there is no bright spot in the whole movie, and the plot is basically bullshit. Slot 1: As an agent, I don’t have the qualities of an agent. As an agent, Da Lala walked to Professor Arnold’s classroom in broad daylight, grabbed his collar and shouted: Do you know that my colleague sacrificed for you? ! ! ! When I saw this plot, I was incredulous. Isn't not revealing one's identity or even appearance a basic quality that an agent must have? Besides, a hostage who was kidnapped inexplicably and was inexplicably released after sacrificing a colleague, shouldn't we be wary of whether this person has been manipulated? Just send it directly to the door? All I can say is, this is an upright agent... So suspicious of Valentine, he even sent it to the Hongmen Banquet, even if he ate it, but he didn't get any valid information? Agents are only good-looking. If a gentleman is useful, why do you want an agent? As a highly suspected bad guy, with such a big move to give away a mobile phone card for free, why don't you think about getting one back for research? It's a good thing to break into the enemy's interior, but I've never seen such a direct attack into the enemy's interior. Would you be more euphemistic? Cover your face, okay? Are there only a few agents in the Ace Academy? Slot 2: High-tech equipment without logic. The use of high-tech is actually the norm, but I have never seen such a bullshit high-tech as in this movie. Your watch’s amnesia flying needle is Conan Sponsored? With two balloons on it, an accelerator, and a space suit, can the fuck go through the atmosphere? I was drunk too, when I finally fell out of space? Is there a reduction gear and a buffer device? Didn't it fall down and not burn into ashes? Slot 3: Cheap means of coercion. The real coercion is not based on equipment, but on connotation. Wearing a hand-made custom suit, carrying an umbrella, and wearing black-rimmed glasses makes you a gentleman? The threshold for this gentleman is very low. Slot four: bloody scenes that pretend to be beautiful Almost all the bloody scenes in the whole film use symphony as the background music, and the plasma bursting out of the human brain is replaced by a gorgeous powder like fireworks. I want to say that this is not beautiful at all. These originally heavy scenes have been replaced with a cheerful atmosphere, right? Contempt and insult to life. A rotten movie with absolutely nothing new, I really can't think of anything worth watching.

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Kingsman: The Secret Service quotes

  • [Valentine notices the people in the party room looking gloomy]

    Valentine: The fuck's wrong with them?

    Gazelle: I don't know. Could be something to do with the mass genocide.

    Valentine: Give me the mic.

    [Gazelle hands Valentine a microphone. Valentine stands up]

    Valentine: Hey all! Everybody listen up! What the fuck is wrong with you people? I just want to remind you all that today is a day of celebration. We must put aside all thoughts of death, and focus on birth. The birth of a new age. We mustn't mourn the ones who give their lives today. We should honor their sacrifice, and their role in saving the human race. We must put aside doubts and guilt. You are the chosen people. When folks tell their kids the story about Noah's Ark, is Noah the bad guy?

    [Crowd says no]

    Valentine: Is God the bad guy?

    [Crowd says no]

    Valentine: How about the animals marching two by two?

    [Crowd says no]

    Valentine: Of course not! Yeah, that's it! Let's turn those frowns upside down. Eat, drink, and paaaaarty!

  • Harry Hart: I very much regret that your husband's bravery can't be publicly celebrated. I hope you understand that.

    Michelle Unwin: How can I understand, if you won't tell me anything? I didn't even know he wasn't with his squad.

    Harry Hart: I'm so sorry I can't say more. I would like to present to you this medal of valour. If you look closely on the back, there's a number. And as a more concrete gesture of gratitude, we'd like to offer you a... Let's call it a favour. The nature of it is your choice. Just tell the operator: 'Oxfords, not Brogues.' And then they'll know it's you.

    Michelle Unwin: I don't want your help!

    [Pushing away the medal]

    Michelle Unwin: I want my husband back!

    [Sobs]

    Michelle Unwin: [Hart walks away and approaches little Eggsy, who is playing with a snow globe]

    Harry Hart: What's your name, young man.

    Little Eggsy: Eggsy.

    Harry Hart: Hello, Eggsy. Can I see that?

    [Eggsy gives Hart the snow globe. Hart gives Eggsy the medal]

    Harry Hart: You take care of this, Eggsy. Alright?

    [Eggsy nods]

    Harry Hart: And take care of your mum, too.