We have to be handsome until we grow old

Bridie 2022-09-06 18:16:32

Revisiting Pride and Prejudice, the hype for Kingsman is overwhelming. I have never encountered such a drowsy gift of a pillow. Only 20 years later, can Colin still be handsome?
The results show that some men can't be called old, they can only be said to be fermented. Especially when this man wears a custom suit, his hairstyle and shoe uppers are spotless and undisturbed, he has a black umbrella that can represent London, and he is a gentleman, you can't resist, not to mention others. Also has a very glamorous job - secret agent.
The organization that Uncle Colin serves is cold enough, but in fact Uncle's heart is lonely and soft, and there is also a hidden eternal guilt. The two scenes that left the deepest impression on me in the film were when Uncle brought the bad news to Eggsy's mother and son. The background lighting was soft and the home was elegantly and warmly furnished, typical of a middle-class family. The director was deliberate, because the style of painting changed after 17 years, Eggsy's room was cramped and shabby, and his mother was punk all over. Commit to a scumbag. Without any language, we also know the downfall of this family. This turn of fate is the most cruel and sad. So Uncle Colin can't let Eggsy go. What's more, the young man is loyal and brave enough, never thought of betraying his comrades under any circumstances, and has the potential to be an excellent agent.
Then there's the headshot drama. Because I learned that the Chinese version had deleted the scene of the massacre in Colin Church, I was still wondering how it was possible to keep such a bloody scene of headshots, and I was also worried about the ability of the children around me. But I underestimate the director too much, and I bow down here, his imagination exploded. He made the heads of the elites dance in the air like the tutu skirts of classical European ladies, accompanied by joyful music. I think this scene should go down in film history, it has bad taste and dark humor. What makes it even more funny is that the villain Valentine in the play looked at the gorgeous fireworks and asked Eggsy in tears: "How can you kill so many innocent people?" It's going crazy.
In fact, when it comes to Valentine, he is quite a hilarious villain. He insists that human beings are a virus, and the future of mankind can only be achieved by reducing the population through artificial regulation, and the so-called elites are the manipulators. This theory has fascinated many elites, including Uncle Colin's old superior, Arthur who looks kind and amiable. I thought about it for a while, and I think this rhetoric may really move people, because money is more than money, and enjoyment is more than enjoyment. The rich have done it, but you suddenly raised them to the status of gods, and they can stay out of the world The suffering of people can control all living beings, drinking champagne and watching them go crazy, that kind of feeling they think they can give it a try, so there are many guests in the bunker.
Let's talk about Uncle Colin. He is literally a textbook for an English gentleman. He was leaning against the wall in haute couture, and the red bathrobe projected absolute sexiness. He could also sit at home and strategize, saving Eggsy anytime, anywhere. Simply divine. Even if Chinese men have not brought their grandchildren at home at this age, they will never dare to be handsome. But our Uncle Colin is destined to be handsome until he grows old and tossed until he grows old. It is said that he will return for the second part, and I can't help but wonder what cool scene he should use.

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Kingsman: The Secret Service quotes

  • [Valentine notices the people in the party room looking gloomy]

    Valentine: The fuck's wrong with them?

    Gazelle: I don't know. Could be something to do with the mass genocide.

    Valentine: Give me the mic.

    [Gazelle hands Valentine a microphone. Valentine stands up]

    Valentine: Hey all! Everybody listen up! What the fuck is wrong with you people? I just want to remind you all that today is a day of celebration. We must put aside all thoughts of death, and focus on birth. The birth of a new age. We mustn't mourn the ones who give their lives today. We should honor their sacrifice, and their role in saving the human race. We must put aside doubts and guilt. You are the chosen people. When folks tell their kids the story about Noah's Ark, is Noah the bad guy?

    [Crowd says no]

    Valentine: Is God the bad guy?

    [Crowd says no]

    Valentine: How about the animals marching two by two?

    [Crowd says no]

    Valentine: Of course not! Yeah, that's it! Let's turn those frowns upside down. Eat, drink, and paaaaarty!

  • Harry Hart: I very much regret that your husband's bravery can't be publicly celebrated. I hope you understand that.

    Michelle Unwin: How can I understand, if you won't tell me anything? I didn't even know he wasn't with his squad.

    Harry Hart: I'm so sorry I can't say more. I would like to present to you this medal of valour. If you look closely on the back, there's a number. And as a more concrete gesture of gratitude, we'd like to offer you a... Let's call it a favour. The nature of it is your choice. Just tell the operator: 'Oxfords, not Brogues.' And then they'll know it's you.

    Michelle Unwin: I don't want your help!

    [Pushing away the medal]

    Michelle Unwin: I want my husband back!

    [Sobs]

    Michelle Unwin: [Hart walks away and approaches little Eggsy, who is playing with a snow globe]

    Harry Hart: What's your name, young man.

    Little Eggsy: Eggsy.

    Harry Hart: Hello, Eggsy. Can I see that?

    [Eggsy gives Hart the snow globe. Hart gives Eggsy the medal]

    Harry Hart: You take care of this, Eggsy. Alright?

    [Eggsy nods]

    Harry Hart: And take care of your mum, too.