Just spit a few words, in order to be able to fall asleep.
1. I hate the four hobbits when I watch The Lord of the Rings, and I hate dwarfs when I watch The Hobbit. What kind of shit is this? If it's a disease, call it anti-main characterism.
2. This article is also known as "Martin Freeman's Face Base".
3. The suspicion of being too cute in some places in the film is too much! Heavy! ! When Lord Chao saw that Jilong was about to be woken up by you, he squatted on the ground and sang little shing shing?
4. In fact, it is quite feasible to enter other people's houses from the toilet in Lake Town. Anyway, the poo falls directly into the lake and becomes the organic fertilizer of the fish. Fully automatic flush toilet? The palace teacher who visited Louis XIV in the past focused on the toilet - it is said to be the best place for assassination. It is highly dangerous, especially if you are struggling with gravity, and you should always be alert to someone squatting in the lake below and stabbing your chrysanthemum with a spear.
5. I have never seen such a trendy dragon. I heard that bilbo came here especially to show off his figure. He was praised for being a good tail, but the dwarf king actually said that his parents were fat... Where the hell the dwarves would go, it was too much to hate.
6. A series of movies and TV shows - if you collect gold, don't build a furnace in the vault, it will shit people.
7. I know I'm crazy but the orcs is so handsome, so handsome, so handsome, don't drag me and let me go down this road.
8. I saw gollum in the last one, and this one has legolas, so I'm satisfied.
9. Whoever said that sauron is a gigantic eyeball, everyone has made a shadowy necromancer, and then beeping will make you bia the wall like dry tofu.
10. The whole process relies on the big star to distinguish the bunch of dwarves.
11. The residents of Changhu Town are simply representatives of the death faction - attracting orcs with poisoned dwarf, and then putting a group of funny people into the lonely mountain to wake up my dragon, but unfortunately he can't "ha----- -----------" I'm pissing you off.
12. Legolas was beaten by ntr when he appeared on the stage, and he was beaten with a nosebleed during the final battle. You can see his expression at this time is clearly saying: "Crack! Grandpa's first three episodes were born and died, I don't remember how many times, especially I don't even dare to touch ashes. I, how dare you let the nose bleed on your face, do you know how difficult it is for you to come back to work, why don't you run away from where you are going, stop and watch me call you a bear face, drive!"
13. Oh yes Come on, legolas, the little braids at the back of your head are Baba's craftsmanship. It's so cute. Was your Baba's hair pulled by Master Wang? It's so smooth and unreasonable. What kind of potion did you use to introduce me.
14. I don’t know if the boundary between movies and TV series is gone now, or the fault of young actors in corrupt countries is too severe. In short, the casting range is so wide that the casting will not give people “wow” like before! “Oh”! “Huh”! feel.
15. The rhythm of this movie is coming back to see the situation and be happy again this time next year. Director, I'll try my best to forget about the Songhai that Brain Dead brought me.
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