I am not a fan of The Lord of the Rings, and I am not a fan of The Hobbit, I see it purely because of my obsessive-compulsive disorder , Because after watching the first part, I was upset if I didn't understand the complete story.
I'm afraid I won't be able to write a short review, but if I don't record it, I'll waste my time complaining in the cinema.
The whole movie is chattering, it's like a parent's usual chatter, you don't need to worry about your mind and still don't delay your understanding of the key plot.
The problem is that Smaug also likes to babble, such a huge fire-breathing dragon, actually let a few dwarves and hobbits play around, although I know that the English dub of this dragon is with Scroll, in order to have more with his old lover Talk about homely, reminisce about old times, talk about love and talk about love, but I watched the Chinese version of Nima. Do you know how difficult it is to watch the English version in China? And I don't know if it's the dragon's IQ that is worrying or underestimating the audience's IQ. Such a powerful dragon has not met a Transformer or a mecha warrior, fight a few times more, roll a few more laps, but it's just a dwarf , I want to shout, eat them, hello! ~Burn them, bite them, what are you talking about!
Dwarves are really annoying and lack of
willpower: from the first to this one, there are many episodes in the middle that show that their willpower is not strong, they give up at every turn, and they leave things behind at every turn; they have a lot to do. The career is not as hard as a foreigner (the Hobbit), and he knows how to explore.
Ungrateful and arrogant: No matter what purpose the elves of the Elf Kingdom save the dwarves for, they are saved, no matter why they did not help the suffering dwarves before, but after saving their lives from the orcs many times, they should With a grateful heart, at least one thing is one thing, and everything must be clear. And in Hegu Town, although they prioritized money transactions, the handsome guy did his best to help them get through it smoothly~~~ I really didn't even have a polite thank you! Holding his forehead and sighing...
Looking at the dwarf's behavior, it feels like, God! Can they really get back their lost home far? What if we take it back, can we govern the country well? I'm just worrying...
The elf prince is used to play handsome all the time, archery posture, turn around to shoot, run and shoot, shoot in various positions, rub! Those eyes, that beauty, that handsome dick, that drool (¯﹃¯) the
elf prince, his father, the elf king, your appearance is to tell the human race that our country’s genes are like this. Look at my son, he has inherited my beauty from his father and me. , I turned around and didn't bother to deal with anyone. Even my favorite dwarf prince, Thorin, I had to squint at him and wait for him to come back and ask me for help...
The story of the battle with spiders, the climax~ In the words of my friend, the director is I like spiders, I used so many close-ups, the rhythm is absolutely scary!
Although I am not a fan of this film, it has brought the fun of complaining to my leisure life, and I am grateful for the existence of this film = =
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