----------------Introduction: The movie theater is too noisy, the children are too noisy, the third brother's glasses are not good -------------
There is no H1 at all to see H2 Looking forward to it (because I got too many spoilers before), I was neither disappointed nor surprised after watching it.... But PJ, let me tell you what, from LOTR to HOBBIT, you have been madly changing the second part (see Watch TWO TOWERS!!), the second part has a grudge against you? ! ! (The Hobbit is simply a thin book, and I won't say anything about the trilogy!!!)
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1) We went back to the Prancing Horse Inn. What is the purpose of the dry bread, the malicious passers-by and the emergent tall savior? ? Memories, memories, or yourself? ? ?
2) Tell me that werebear (I know his name is skinchanger) When did BEON have an unforgettable past, so there are two more shackles on his wrist?
——Speaking of which, this was originally a very interesting plot, which is worth writing about and can delay the time of the film... But Sister Pi, you just skipped it and let your good friends enter MIRKWOOD...
3) Challenge the spider! This was originally a very tense scene, but Sister Pi spent all her energy on letting the audience experience the dizziness of BILBO. The real spider siege time is too short and too short! I don't know what's going on in your head PJ...! !
4) Woodelves! !
——From the appearance of LEGOLAS and the female elf (what is her name T?), the atmosphere of the whole film becomes very...weird! !
5) PJ, tell me, what were you thinking, PJ, when you decided to let KILI tell the female elf T that he had a weapon in his pants and the female elf said there's nothing angrily (shy??)? ? Ha ha! ! So this is what you think is the best dialogue for love at first sight? ?
I really don't know how the female elf T fell in love with KILI and how KILI fell in love with her inexplicably? ! !
But Sister Pi is even more attractive, making KILI the third party who digs the walls of LEGOLAS! ! —they — two elves and a dwarf in such a weird triangle, I wonder what Tolkien would think? ! !
Tell me, isn't LEGOLAS' official outfit GIMLI? ? If he had been abused by the dwarves like this before meeting G again, how could he still have such deep... feelings with G? ? (Okay, I'll complain about LEGOLAS later)
6) Spirit King of MIRKWOOD, when you changed your face, I thought I saw Yinhetian! ! Sister Pi, no matter how much you love "The Mummy", please don't make up your mind on THRANDUIL's face (although he was originally just a soy sauce guy), thank you! Those are elves, elves living in the forest, not fairies, not monsters, not trees, thank you! ! ! ! ! (And why did you set him up like that?????)
7) Let me complain about LEGOLAS... No, it's actually still PJ - and OB of course!
I said OB, since you want to play the role of LEGOLAS, can you please lose weight (PJ, can't you let him lose weight? That's your duty!)? ? ! ! I'm all looking at LEGOLAS with a fat and flabby face - I must say that the LEGOLAS here is very manly, sturdy in fights, ruthless and taciturn - but please, is this still LEGOLAS? ? Especially the one wearing heavy armor, I wonder where the flexible, light, elegant and lively LEGOLAS went? ? ? ! Why is the sunny elf prince in LOTR (including the original book) so gloomy here? ? ? ! ! I'm going, don't tell me I've been emotionally hit! ! There is no reason whatsoever! ! The time from HOBBIT to LOTR is only 5 or 60 years, which is very short for the elves. This time is enough to subvert the character of LEGOLAS? ? ! !
——In one, LEGOLAS, you are so good at martial arts, why didn't you play well in the LOTR battle? ? Does your father know that you will take light effort? ? ? Why do all the elves in Mirkwood stretch their hands so much? ! ! Back then... No, why did you still send troops from LOTHLORIEN from RIVENDELL when you were fighting SAURON in the future? ? Their elves are inferior except for their heavy armor! ! Y'all too! Biao! fierce! ! Is 1V10 good? ! !
8) And then the bucket, well, I admit that just making a bucket all the way to LAKE TOWN is really boring and not good in the movie. It's good for you to join the thrilling orc fight, is it necessary to let the elves all the way in? And then LEGOLAS stepped on the dwarf's head...? ? (PJ, why are you a dwarf black??)
9) After entering the lake town, and the various rewrites of encountering BARD, I can't complain. I just think about BARD...why don't you go back and sing the Bard's song? !
10) Compared with the first and second biggest slot of this film, the chattering dragon is nothing at all. Although the setting of Sister Pi will make people misunderstood: the dragon died because the dragon talks too much, right? ?
(Tell me PJ you are not trying to increase the role of the voice actor???)
(Tell me PJ, you don’t let the wolf speak and the spider does not speak, so you assign all the speaking tasks to the dragon, right??)
11) Add the front : Sister Pi, do you really *&%# have a grudge against the dwarves? ? You were robbed of money by dwarves in your last life, you are such a black dwarf. Such as THORIN. As the leader of the dwarves, don't you think that you set him up inconsistently? The dwarves, including THORIN, are selfish and stubborn. So cold-blooded to give up so lightly? ? Please don't highlight BILBO in this way...!
Of course PJ not only blackened/twisted the dwarves, I don't know how he understood the elves.
Every die-hard fan has different brain supplements, tell me PJ, do you think your die-hard HOBBIT is like this since you were a child? You paint WOODELVES like a ruthless...jerk (I can't find the word), especially Thranduil.
12) Last but not least, a joke - no, I'm not talking about the dwarf's beard - I'm talking about the only romance in the show.
KILI is injured and needs the rare herbs mentioned in LOTR for healing (here, the people of long lake town use it to feed the pigs, when I gave the picture of the pig's size, I seriously wondered if it was Sister Pi who was here again Cameo!)——So the LEGOLAS and the female elf who hit the long lake all the way to save the people (mainly the two soy sauce children of BARD) and dwarves (so bad without weapons?) from the brutal orc———— - Tsk tsk! Sister Yu, a beautiful elf, who saved the dwarf with an extraordinary shot; pitying and worshiping each other, crossing species, igniting love... shit! This episode made me laugh all the time! ! Why? The female elf looks good, but the setting is too stupid. She looks at KILI who is moaning (howling) while applying medicine; and KILI's howling always reveals an inexplicable [pregnant woman's dystocia]? ! ! What's happening here? ? ! I'm going, too much drama! ! !
13-end) In fact, lake town itself is enough for a show. There are even colored people in the crowd! !
Let's just say, I'm not only not racist, but anti-racist. But for the world of TOLKIEN, I have another world view, and I guess this is what many old fans have - elves without beards, elves without excess fat, and the people are basically white. Although the book does not say it directly, the information left by the world setting, various illustrations, animations, movies... The influence given is just like this! !
When I saw blacks, Moors, Malays (? I'm sorry the picture is too dark to see the facial features), etc. appeared on the screen, I jumped to DND in an instant! ! ! Yep, that's the DND setting, PJ! ! Where do you think you are? ? (Don't tell me about the relationship between DND and TOLKIEN, please I know, I also play DND!)
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After ranting, I want to say: the movie is certainly not that bad (except for some settings for elves and dwarves! !!).
But also to say: For fans who haven't read the novel, or at least aren't die-hard fans or can accept the changes, the movie will look and feel better.
The theme song inherits the style of H1, maybe not as good as 1, but I thought it was good too.
There are indeed many silly points in the screen arrangement and story setting (such as the swaying SAURON'S EYE), and it can only be said that the whole movie is still standard.
What I have to say is that when I saw the EREBOR part, I was about to cry again (the last time I watched 1 I cried so hard -_-) - I actually felt like I was going home when I saw Lonely Mountain!
Of course, I have read the novel countless times, and the game has been opened countless times (the spiders in mirkwod will feel friendly), those stone halls, furnaces, and small trucks really make my heart boil...! ! !
Akenstone, my heart!
Erebor, my home!!
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Although every sentence is The gun is on Sister Pi, but I have to say that it is not easy for him to deal with the new line and the crew... After all, the film was made like this, we still have to thank (kuang) Xie (pen) for the investment that he thinks he knows everything about Fang! !
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