I was thinking of a film with Hannibal, the goddess of literature and art, and the goddess of literature and art. It must be comparable to "The Lord of the Rings". . In my mind, Dowson must belong to the tragic villain category, Daddy Hannibal must have the attributes of a demon god, and Portman must have fallen into an embarrassing taboo incoherence.
The director told us that a movie that satisfies all the above epic elements can also be very happy, and he really did it, allowing all the actors of British literary films to fully perform the epic brain holes of the American people.
What comforts me is that the movie template I guessed is still a bit reliable, but it is not "The Lord of the Rings", but "The Hobbit".
Let's talk about the background first.
There are a group of local tyrants living in the far outer space. They have the clothing and equipment of human prehistoric times. They are a little taller than humans, but compared with the frost giants, they are the dwarves of the alien world. . They live in a castle that is splendid and towering, completely ignoring the practical value of space, and live a happy life of having nothing to do with the aliens.
Then there is the story of the little prince who does not care about the little prince who is loved by his mother and begged his father to pay attention to it.
The role of the eldest prince in promoting the plot is to cause trouble himself and prevent his younger brother from causing trouble.
Referring to the seeder-like god Zeus in Greek mythology, Odin in the movie is really restrained. There are two sons and one of them is carried, which fully reflects the importance of family planning in the royal family. It is conceivable that if there are several princes born again This film is going to be the same episode number as "Scarlet Heart".
Through Lei
1, Women's Federation, Lei 2, we have witnessed Lei Shen's longer and darker hair, witnessed Ji Shen's longer and longer hair and a more and more rear hairline.
Don't ignore the details, The stalk of hair is worth thinking about.
Q: Why did Jishen and Thor, who had neck-length and half-long hair at the end of the Women's Federation, become shawl-long hair at the beginning of Thor 2?
Thor, can you answer how long it took you to fly home with your bundled brother and take the Super Energy Box Cosmic Cube?
Let me sort out the plot
1. Thor's enthronement ceremony was disturbed by the Frost Giant. Thor was very angry and took his friends to fight the Frost Giant. Finally, he was taken away by Father Holy Light. Then he took off his clothes and collected toys in the name of violating the rules of the sky
. 2. Jishen found out that he was not his own, like Root Grass
3. Thunder God passed the car repeatedly and successfully held hands with the female driver
4. Ao Daddy went to bed, Jishen acted as his agent, but his friends did not dump him, and his loyal dog also gave Thor the back door
5 .The base god killed his own father for the sake of his stepfather [insert a sentence, besides his appearance, base god is definitely Lau Fei's own biological, and the second villain gene is inherited] base god's force value reached the peak of 3 steps
6. Oddy I slept soundly without saying "Five-star red flag (crossed out) I'm proud of you~" when Jishen was at his
worst Dad wakes up to show off his exploits, turns on workaholic mode, and destroys his hometown while smashing a sledgehammer, but Hannibal decides to finish a movie because he doesn't want to eat
meat Restore the force value, rush to the sky in the form of a
salted
egg superman A magician is as keen as the magician in "The Hobbit" to use a staff as a rolling pin, and the two-stroke spell to kill his father has since been lost
. His brother (with a hammer) pressed him, and his brother used Thor
's demolition Dafa to successfully wake up Ao's father. 12. Jishen
: I will be back~
13. Jishen came to S.H.I.E.L.D. as a future warrior, stabbed the traitor with the highest intelligence value (pseudo) in the whole film, took away the universe cube, and completed the [big boss task] 90%
14. Jishen went to great lengths to dig his eyes to scare humans into making a second speech and was locked up in order to enter S.H.I.E.L.D.
15. He was beaten by the US team, and successfully captured after being beaten by Sauni
16. Be slapped in the face by Thor
17. After the chaos of the Saonimei team, the base god finally completed the captured mission, which is gratifying.
18. Widow sister tactfully made the second-shaking S attribute of the base myth to break out and completed. [Ji Shen's Purpose] Mission
19. The Eagle Eye Squad raided the base camp and completed the [Rescue Ji Shen] mission
20. Once the brain hole of Ji Shen was opened, Sledgehammer felt a bungee jump, huh, he is okay to jump from outer space, just give him The 30,000-meter bungee jumping height of the sledgehammer is too water.
21. The Hulk went crazy and joined the [Avengers Demolition Team]
22. The base god stabbed the kidney Coulsen and then chatted with Coulson about high, and was thrown into the street
and interjected, the high-tech of the gods In fact, it is reflected in their clothes. The whole show was bombed, bombed and dumped countless times. The clothes were also bombed like the shield of the American team. The thread was not burnt
. All kinds of dressing, are they all illusions? Does that mean...
but that goat horn helmet will be knocked off as long as it is worn, and it can always be picked up again [? 】Back...
So the question is: is this dress real or fake?
23. Jishen Pao Sao Ni's house set up a stage, met an opponent with the same attributes, the chat mode is fully open, I want to play with Sao Ni, I want to play with Sao Ni, fail, try again, fail, why did Nima encounter a heart attack Strong people don't stab the kidneys.
24. Sauni asked a very important question, what the hell is Kishen doing in the spaceship? The base god said to disintegrate you from the inside. It
seems
that it has no practical effect other than smashing his brother. In fact, this is the purpose, right?
By the way, this kind of thing to pull everyone's hatred must also be planned by the base god, probably.
25. Kishen pia Fei Sauni, completed the last majestic rise
26. Kishen was blown away by Sao Ni, smashed by Thor, blown away by Hawkeye, shot by Hulk as a cucumber, and finally scared by the Avengers pose to cry, complete the [Big Boss] Mission] 100%
Speaking of which, Hawkeye has worked for Jishen for so long. Jishen does not remember that his arrows have bombs. A mage is playing with his bare hands to catch arrows, even if he takes the arrows, he is still reluctant to let go...
He also told us not to play close to the Berserkers. 27. Jishen
said he wanted a drink, but his brother took him back to the sky
28. The Avengers demolition team expressed strong dissatisfaction with the alien demolition team of Jishen, and announced that New York can only be done by us Come to dismantle the speech, unplug the battery of the alien city management, and complete the task of [Demolition & Save the Earth]
. The base god actually carries the plug of the Rubik's Cube with him. No wonder he always likes to plug it in disorderly . 30. Jishen, who was brought to meet his parents by a
sledgehammer
, was placed under house arrest to play, Mama hopes that the 2 princes will be able to study for a Ph.D. in prison
31. The female driver is possessed by Aunt Universe, 32. A certain Teletubbies
turned into a prisoner, but he was not dumped because the Gene God was not good enough for aliens.
33. The Teletubbies Corps came to the Divine Realm. 34.
Ma Ma gives full play to the subjective initiative and close combat skills of the magician to make herself the back of the female driver. When she can stab the spicy chicken to death with a knife, she suddenly pauses and waits for the giant baby behind her to pick her up and then start again. TX Spicy Chicken Silk, was stabbed to death.
In terms of vitality and intelligence, the base god trained by Mama is indeed young and out of blue. 35. The
braided Teletubbies was disfigured by a sledgehammer
. 36. The base god completely turned into grass and began to abuse
himself37 .The IQ of the sledgehammer suddenly reached the peak of the trilogy, seeing through the disguise of the base god at a glance, becoming the No. 1 seed player of the team of "If you dare to rebel, you will be destroyed"
38. "The rescued base god" reached the trilogy of god annoying At the peak, the transformation into a cos can’t stop at all.
39. The sledgehammer’s friends joined the team of “If you dare to rebel, you will be destroyed”. So far, the enemies of the base god can circle the earth when they are connected.
40. In order to make up for the lack of appearance in the first half, Jishen began to complain more and more. From his brother's demolition skills to driving skills to escape skills, he covered all aspects. It can be included in the tutorial of God's troubles. The spirit of mama in the sky can be comforted. Read
41. The sledgehammer made the bungee jumping professional Jishen play trapeze again
42. Jishen's acting skills were outstanding, but thirty-six strategies could not stop the spicy chicken silk's love for Aunt Universe, he ate it
43. Jishen Rescue Thor, who was madly flattened by the giant baby, and was stabbed to death by a thump in the chest. Thor believed that Jishen, whose death credit was negative, died.
44. Thor and the spicy chicken silk staged "Through Space
to Kill You" 45. The female driver played a mobile game witty
Destroying monsters by making the endocrine disorder in the universe 47. Spicy
chicken silk was accurately pressed by his own spaceship, and should not die according to the law of
the
villain After that, "My Favorite City to Demolition" ranked top
50 on the Earth Demolition List. Where is Dad?
View more about Thor: The Dark World reviews
