One of the worst movies of all time

Rylee 2022-04-23 07:01:06

There are countless pitfalls. This is the first time a movie has made me want to vomit like this, and I really vomited. The following is a list of Thor’s pitfalls.
First, the dog-blooded God Realm defense system
God Realm these few anti-aircraft guns and vegetable basket small planes are the defense system? ? ? Look at how many planes the enemy sent, there are only 4 of them! ! ! One of them was also killed by the old black knife. I know that there was a similar incident at Pearl Harbor, but did you know that Japan dispatched a full 200 planes that time, and your defense system can only defend the next 1 plane with 3 planes. You customized it with North Korea. ? ? ? This can also be called a defense system, or a system. . . This is to protect the Nine Realms, that is not shameful enough. The
prison is underground in the palace
. Below the Kremlin is the prison. . . I think it is understandable that there is a secret escape route downstairs in the palace, a passage to a secret vault is understandable, and even a passage to a brothel is understandable. . . Why does it have to lead to prison? ? ? King, do you like picking up soap so much? ? ?
Third, Sol's tactical arrangement (1)
We can't restore the shield, and we can't detect the enemy. Maybe the enemy is around at this moment, and we have no way of knowing. . . So we should bring ether to the enemy, and then look for opportunities to hit the enemy. . . I'm just X your sister's Sol, do you know how many enemies there are, there are only a dozen people in each plane, and this one in the Chinese army is the lowest class organization. But how many people in the God Realm, 10,000 people, a whole division of people. . . . . Then Thor and the king were prepared to die. They used one division to fight several classes, and they could say that the sacrifice was too great. This is not a Kryptonian or a Saiyan. Is it so awesome? . . Why give up treatment
four, Saul's bloody tactical arrangement (2)
I really got Saul, can't you run with the ether full of the universe? Anyway, after passing the Nine Realms connection, ether is useless, and it will not be too late to duel with the enemy? Why are you in such a hurry to give the ether to the enemy? I just can't figure it out, didn't your mother sacrifice her life to prevent the magic soldiers from having direct contact with the ether? Maybe the magic soldiers don't need to extract ether at all, and just collect the woman and the ether on the spot? How do you know, Sol, that you will definitely have a chance to fight back at the scene? How dare you say that this arrangement is less risky than your father's. . . If your father uses one division to fight one platoon, you feel that the risk is high, and the risk is small if you send the atomic bomb to the enemy. . . . You are not a risk, you are the mad
five, the tragic
black general of the magic soldier of life, who is tied with Thor, and even has an advantage. This is something that even the Hulk can't do. You deserve to be strong, I thought You are the representative who can fight with DC. . . Guess how it died, it was blown up by a grenade. . . . This is the text that can't see my emphasis. I emphasize "one", "grenade", "just". Isn't this a very obvious way to die? It's like Superman was cut through the glass and died when he passed through the building, Spiderman fell to his death without touching the building, and Batman ran into the wire on the way out of sight. The pole died, and the Hulk turned into a crutch and broke his neck and died. . . . . What the hell, this is obviously because the director is hungry, so let him hurry up and get the lunch. . .
The above are the main grooves that I can't control. I don't want to go into details about other astronomers who love to run naked, or a woman who touches the red ether. All in all, this movie is talking about the underworld forces with less than 100 people who wanted to grab the atomic bomb from the 10,000-strong army of the Jiang government in Nanjing, and finally managed to grab it. story. . . It has the feeling of Mario saving the princess. Although it failed in the end, I think when the magic soldier died, he must have thought: "I really didn't expect that I could hold on to this level, I'm still very strong." . . . . . .

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Thor: The Dark World quotes

  • [from trailer]

    Malekith: Ask yourself: what would you sacrifice, for what you believe?

  • [from trailer]

    Jane Foster: It's a different world. Maybe they were different for a reason...