The film of personal heroism is also such a piss.

Stewart 2022-04-22 07:01:02

I have always been indifferent to such movies, and it is all about the story of one or several mutants defeating the big devil who came out of nowhere to save the earth. It may be interesting to watch only one or two, but it is boring to tell a story tirelessly for decades. Interestingly, most of the local classmates are very fond of such topics, which makes people feel that they are really dreamers or IQ is always in the same place.

Under normal circumstances, I would never watch this kind of film. But when the little boys in the department (the "men") asked if they wanted to go, what was their IQ at the moment of beauty. When I watched it, I felt that the film turned out to be more appealing than I imagined. It may also be because the expectations were too low, so I unexpectedly felt that it was not so bad.

From the perspective of the screen, the typical large-scale game CG effect, the villain image is designed with a sense of shape, and it makes people feel very friendly in the first half, so in fact, I am looking forward to the final plot of the villain's victory. The scene of the funeral for the queen can be called the climax of the whole film. Against the background of the dark blue starry sky, a small boat carrying the body slowly moves forward with the current, followed by the funeral fleet. A rocket ignited the boat in front, and a dozen or so rockets ignited the boats behind the funeral. When the boat floated to the edge of the waterfall, it hung in the air and continued to move forward. The old king cast a spell, and the boat dissipated into countless stars. It's a pity that my language description ability is too poor, but the picture is really beautiful!

In addition to the pictures, the movie is not too ugly mainly because there are many laughs hidden in the cookie-cutter plot.

1. Looking at the poster, I don't think that Thor's hammer is so small when he first appeared in the movie. Compared with Cheng Yaojin's domineering sledgehammer, it's like a strong man holding a small hammer. This kind of thing really has Lethality? In addition, the quality is not too good, the texture is either stone or plastic, are the artifacts so shabby?

2. In order to show the protagonist's figure, a meaningless shot of the topless bathing was added. No matter what the figure is, I can't see it clearly. If you want to show off your figure, don't hold the pipa and cover your face. Only one back is exposed, and even the mermaid line can't be seen.

3. When the bodyguard of the villain in the middle beats Thor, the strength makes people feel that his face is not pumped into mud and unscientific, and then a close-up view, the protagonist's face is still white and delicate, not even a bruise. At this level, I'm embarrassed to pretend to be the strongest villain samurai, but he's actually a bitch in his bones!

4. A hero must match a beauty. In order to highlight the beauty, the hero sacrificed a mother for the beauty, and consumed a younger brother (although the younger brother later survived), but he did not see how sad he was, and continued to be with the beauty. And the beauty also seems to be added for the purpose of setting. There are beautiful and hot girls around, but she has to go to the earth to find a little sheep. Isn't this really the romance of Qiong Yao girls?

I only remember these for the time being, and I will add them later if I think of them.

This kind of film about old wine in a new bottle is nothing more than watching a handsome guy and a beautiful woman. Unfortunately, the protagonist's face is completely not to my taste. Loki is still cute, but unfortunately there are too few appearances.

PS: When watching the trailer, there seems to be a Chinese beauty in next year's X-man, quite like Fan Bingbing, I don't know if it is.

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Thor: The Dark World quotes

  • [from trailer]

    Malekith: Ask yourself: what would you sacrifice, for what you believe?

  • [from trailer]

    Jane Foster: It's a different world. Maybe they were different for a reason...