Your parents died when you were young, you lived in the house of your uncle and aunt, in the utility room under the stairs, you were bullied every day, and every time you would only say to yourself, Shura, ah no, Harry Potter, be patient!
One day, the mysterious magic world opened its doors, and an owl came down from the sky with an envelope in its mouth. A low-IQ big man with a full beard tells you that you are the son of heaven, so hurry up and pretend with us.
Your uncle and aunt were taken aback and said it was impossible, it was just our family's trash nephew.
You climbed out of the utility room under the stairs, smiled crookedly, and purchased things according to the school's requirements.
The people at the bar said that the seven-year period had come, and the return of Harry Potter was welcome.
The bank clerk is also saying that the seven-year period has come, and to welcome Harry Potter back, your parents have left you a huge wealth in the bank.
The wand seller is also saying that the seven-year period has come, and to welcome the return of Harry Potter, this unique phoenix hair wand is yours.
Yes, everyone is saying that the seven-year period has come, and welcome back Potter.
At this time, you smiled crookedly and pushed the trolley forward. As long as you bravely hit the pillars between platforms nine and ten, you will be able to board the train to Hogwarts, concoct potions, meet Emma Watson, and from then on wands, wizard robes, Flying broomsticks, long-legged and fair-skinned female boxers. In the days to come, you will bravely break into the secret room, chase down your father's former friends, play in troubled waters to participate in inter-school leagues, seduce your brother's sister, and listen to Dumbledore shouting from the tower "Why are you just watching, Harry, don't you already? Have you been betrayed?", and finally had a life-and-death fight with the bald man, and directly PKed the imperial city, putting an end to the idiot Snake, who could fail when the bald man attacked a middle school.
The next moment, you were sent to the hospital with blood on your head, seven stitches were stitched on your forehead, and you went home and huddled in the bed and muttered to yourself. You begin to suspect that you have been cursed by a bald man with albino nose without a nose, in order to avenge the bloody revenge that was killed by the blood of a baby many years ago. After waking up, you look in the mirror and find that the seven needles on your forehead look more and more like a lightning bolt. Yes, you are Harry Potter, no one will question you, everyone is welcoming you back.
At this time, you touched a piece of paper on the table, looked down, and broke out in a cold sweat. It turned out that this was the ticket stub for watching "Harry Potter and the Philosopher's Stone" yesterday. I understand it all. It turns out that everything is a dream. You are not Harry Potter. You are you. But since Aunt JK Rowling has been expelled from the authorship, the current pot can only be Warner Bros.
At this time, you see a well-known dog licking novel, What Dawn of the X Family, next to you, and you are shocked. In addition to being an old tauren, you are also an old suture monster. Stone" will not let go. At this moment, you feel indignant, what kind of thing is Teacher Frame, you must defeat it, and now you must defeat the Stitch Monster, support the originality, and support Aunt Rowling's return as the author.
So what should you do?
After thinking about it, in order to support "Harry Potter and the Philosopher's Stone" with practical actions, you bought another movie ticket, grabbed the 3D glasses, ran to the theater happily, and watched the movie again.
The night after watching the movie, you're Harry Potter again, the boy with lightning bolts on his forehead.
The only difference is that Harry Potter had only one lightning bolt, and now, you have two.
If you are going to the cinema to watch "Harry Potter and the Philosopher's Stone", you must remember to bring your own 3D glasses, so as not to spend money on buying another pair of 3D glasses. If you really love this movie, please don't take the screen. If you want your own child to enter this magical world, please be sure to tell him, sit quietly in the seat, don't disturb others, every brother/sister/uncle/aunt in the theater is for the purpose of returning That magical world just sits here.
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