Superman Can not Fly

Catharine 2022-04-21 09:01:13

After watching the movie, one of the points that I kept ranting about was: How could Superman fly?

His father didn't tell him that the gravity of the earth is much smaller than that of planet K, so you have invisible wings, child!

So our Kent Ridge students finally began to overcome gravity and fly after destroying the surface landscape again and again! And fly! Then learn the secret manual [Dancing Sky Art]!

You must know the difference between the air dance and the movie's various close-ups that "Superman jumps up and flies around in the air through self-improvement, overcoming the environment and physical strength". The difference is that the former is a 100% protagonist halo , the latter is 50% of the protagonist's halo plus 50% of the inspirational film.

But Nima's inspirational film is also shot with a little connotation, okay? Unless your red cloak can bring its own propeller + direction converter, it can turn instantly in the air + adjust the height at will + all kinds of contradictory wave forward + float in the air at will! Environmental protection does not consume energy, and the pickup tool only costs 998!

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_ Why are you trying so hard to figure out these messes, because this movie is the legendary brainless daddy movie.

The primitive tribes and the high-tech tribes were mixed at the beginning and thought we were on the wrong set!

What the hell is the AI ​​in the shape of a disgusting magic mirror! What is it that can talk, fly, and become a special effect factory, and finally fly out piles of small metal particles and big tentacles! With this technology, you can update the weapons you use and the planet will be destroyed! (Oh yes)

I really can't afford the mess of the back and forth between the young Kentgang and the young Kentgang that some of the previous paragraphs didn't have. It is here that some people start to leave the stage and some people start to discuss the plot director, you know!

The young Kent Ridge is showing his miracles anytime and anywhere and finally watching his father mess up in the wind. Is it really a man! The plot of hating the father thought it was Li Goudan who appeared.

The heroine and the hero just met each other, said less than ten words, and then fell in love with each other inexplicably! Is the screenwriter trying to die? Although I know that these two people with the protagonist's face are definitely going to fall in love, but please don't be so direct like the gun friends...

When it comes to the protagonist's halo, I really can't complain... The film All the actors in the film have their own inner OS "It's okay, Superman must be here, Superman will save the earth, so I'm not afraid of aliens, high-tech weapons, come, come, and hurry up and take a photo" in the doomsday disaster of Nima film! Is this treating the audience as an idiot or positioning himself as a children's film! Before the big battle, everyone looked relaxed and happy. If I were the director, I would temporarily give you a lunch box to show the audience the shocked expression of the blind dog's eyes!

In the end, I also complained that the K-star people are so awesome... One person can destroy a spaceship, one eye can burst lasers, a few people can threaten the earth, those who master warp speed, and can escape from black holes , blablabla... Why did the volcanic eruption on the planet exterminate the family, not to make the protagonist so tragic to the point of brain damage... Finally, let me

remind you: watching this movie, the ear volume will be automatically turned down by 50%, otherwise, just wait Be struck by all kinds of sudden sound effects... (same as Hunan TV's advertisement)

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Extended Reading

Man of Steel quotes

  • General Zod: Your son, Lara, where have you sent him?

    Lara Lor-Van: His name is Kal, son of El. And he is forever beyond your reach.

  • Father Leone: What's on your mind?

    Clark Kent: I don't know where to start.

    Father Leone: Wherever you want.

    Clark Kent: That ship that appeared last night, I'm the one they're looking for.

    Father Leone: [swallows nervously] Do you know... why they want you?

    Clark Kent: No, but this General Zod... even if I surrender, there's no guarantee he'll keep his word. But if there's a chance I can save Earth by turning myself in, shouldn't I take it?

    Father Leone: What does your gut tell you?

    Clark Kent: Zod can't be trusted. The problem is, I'm not sure the people of Earth can be either.

    [walks away]

    Father Leone: Sometimes, you have to take a leap of faith first. The trust part comes later.