Thinking of the 2.5-hour film length, I hurriedly went to the bathroom first.
A few of my companions gladly accepted my offer and threw me down to look at the bag in a frenzy.
And then this disaster movie from beginning to end has not stopped since. Running away to the toilet? The film didn't give me any chance.
I can tell you from personal experience that I use my bladder to assure you that Man of Steel has no pee spots, at least for the first hour or so.
Because after an hour, my brother really couldn't hold back. . .
Planet Krypton, the general who commanded the entire army, a general who shouted I have been trained my entire life to become a warrior, was beaten to the ground by a chief scientist with his bare hands.
A spaceship built by a chief scientist can only let his child escape alone. Kal-El later asked his father why he hadn't evacuated together, and the chief scientist's father said: I can't.
It's heartbreaking. A group of exiled Krypton criminals transformed the exile ship, completed the feat of interstellar travel to the solar system, and created a planetary engine.
Do you know why the planet Krypton died? The goblins combine with cannons, the void holds back the sheep's knife, the divine bull emerges and disappears, and the gods shine naked. The effect is the same.
So I think that the chief scientist Jor-El and the general Zod must be opposite.
If only Russell Crowe (someone who can spell an actor's full name correctly, must be applauded!) to play Zod.
Then the background music played: Lord, let me find him … I will never rest, till then, this I swear by the stars … (Hey! Les Miserables is poisoned!)
But as far as Uncle Russell Crowe's singing is concerned, forget it.
It was Superman's adoptive father, who resolutely refused to allow Superman's son to rescue him before he died, and was swept away by the hurricane.
The background music played again: If I die, let me die, let him be, bring him home … (Hey! The medicine can’t be stopped!)
Someone who rarely recognized an actor was very embarrassed, so he boldly asked someone around him. Human flesh intelligent face recognition machine: Hey, is Superman's adoptive father Voldemort?
Resolutely beaten in the face.
Krypton's entire planet is about to blow up and their scientists haven't done anything?
So please don't always blame the State Earthquake Administration for inaction.
Krypton is a planet. The planet Krypton went supernova.
Interstellar spaceships use the principle of warping time and space.
A black hole is created when two space-warping spaceships collide.
Black holes can suck in Krypton's thugs along with their ships and destroy them.
The law of causality is dead, and something burns paper.
Assuming that a black hole can be made, geeks can start to do the math and see what a great idea their strategy is.
Assuming that the two spaceships add up to 100 tons, and assuming that the speed of the alien barbarian is similar to that of Bolt, take 10 m/s. It can be estimated that the escape radius is on the order of tens to hundreds of nanometers. That is to say, only alien barbarians within a range smaller than a bacterium will be sucked out.
If you adjust the data a little bit, assuming that the mass of the spacecraft is a billion (10^9) times larger, it will take at least multiple pieces to run away from something 500 meters away. As a result, the escape velocity is almost a few meters per second. A farmer who is not sure about the situation can get close and take a look, and then evacuate safely after finding out that the situation is wrong.
If my estimates and the calculator that comes with Windows are reliable, not being sucked away by the black hole is something that can be done by all the scumbags. Not to mention those guys who were on the ground one second before and hit the satellite the next.
Don't say it, it's all tears.
It seems that the issue of Hawking radiation from black holes has not been mentioned yet.
Hey, stop talking, okay!
Ah, the Earth's mass field is changing and the gravitational field is increasing in every region.
Ah, didn't I say that I won't say more!
Question: What do black holes have in common with the new Superman science advisor?
Answer: They both suck.
I saw a scarf a few days ago, probably saying that if the relative speed exceeds the speed of sound, a piece of tofu can kill a person.
Superman rescued Lois Lane, which fell after the plane crashed, again and again. Lois Lane had nothing to do with it. After getting down, he calmly kissed me and me with Superman.
Where is the superwoman someone is asking about, no need to look for it, just based on this, Lois Lane is definitely correct.
While watching the film, someone suddenly said: Oh, this scene is very similar to Independence Day! A large mothership, sending several small spaceships to all corners of the earth to cause mischief.
Unexpectedly, the head of the regiment said unexpectedly: Oh, I haven't seen Independence Day.
There are movies that I have seen but the head of the group has not seen! Can not help but shed moved tears.
In fact, the way of death of one of the spaceships is very similar to that of Independence Day, and it was copied by someone like a sea fishing moon.
So the spaceship that was hit to the point fell down while screaming.
Planet Krypton has a very cool thing called Codex, which determines the talents, skills and fate of each planet's citizens.
It's almost like an account book.
Kal-El's father stole the entire household register and integrated it into every cell in Kal-El's body.
so what? It seems that there is no other function besides recruiting targets.
Jor-El is a dead man who has lived a very long time, popping up in various places from time to time to give some cheats.
The headmaster gave Jor-El a very incisive definition: a novice elf.
On the beautiful and rich earth, there are always a group of people who love life, culture and history.
Their love for the earth simply moved the world.
When Kal-El and Zod were fighting so hard that the whole city was about to be levelled, they were - wandering around! Bo! thing! Pavilion!
Zod just hung up with a crunch, and a pair of kryptonite dog eyes were still shining when he was about to die.
I think it has to be like a monster being beaten to death by Ultraman, and the shards are flying all over the sky, and by the way, show off the 3D special effects.
General Zod, your death is so irresponsible.
DC is said to be shooting the Justice League next. Superman, Batman, Lex Luther Are you shaking?
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