[1] Ironic theory about sheldon

Jessica 2022-12-17 17:46:47

The Big Bang Theory Season 1 (2007)

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[1]
1. Twelve years old Experiments have shown that if there is even a small difference of two millimeters in the height of a block of stairs, most people will stumble.
If the height of a single step is off by as little as two millimeters, most people will trip.
2. Mass cultural delusion, which means that the apparent position of your birth relative to the sun of an arbitrarily determined constellation may determine your personality.
Mass delusion, that the sun's apparent position relative to arbitrarily defined constellations at the time of your birth., somehow affects your personally.
3. It is an honor to witness your brain at work.
It's just a privilege to watch your mind at work.

[2]
Sheldon sneaked up in the middle of the night to help penny tidy up the room, so cute.

【4】
1. Test a hypothesis: see if the separation of water molecules from the protein of the egg has an effect on the taste.
About the separation of the water molecules from the egg proteins and its impact vis-a-vis taste.
2. There are many benefits to eating multivitamins, but people can only absorb a certain amount, so if you buy so much, you buy a bunch Raw material for precious urine.
There's some value to taking a multivitamin. But the human body can only absorb so much. What you're buying here are the ingredients for very expensive urine.
3. People are so patient when they fish, and they want to throw it away after a while. Stack up the explosives.
You can only fish for so long before you got throw a stick of dynamite in the water.
4. It's acceptable to be smarter than others, but you can't stress it all the time.
It's okay to be smarter than everybody, but you can't go around pointing it out.

【5】
1. Leslie said, hooking people depends on the chest, keeping people depends on the head.
Leslie: come for the breasts, stay for the brains.
2. I seem to find your pupils dilated when you look at her. Unless you are addicted to drugs, it is because of sexual attraction.
I thought I saw your pupils dilate when you looked at her. Which, unless you're a heroin addict, points to sexual attraction.

【6】
1. Penny's Halloween party, sheldon dressed as doppler effect Black and white vertical striped clothes.
2. Mirror Tactics: She cuts her hair, so do I; she shrugs, so do I. Subconsciously she would think, "We are in sync, we belong to each other."
Mirror technique: she brushes her hair, I brush my hair back. she shrugs, I shrug. subconsciously she's thinking, "we're in sync. we belong together.”

[7]
1. Reduction to absurdity by contradiction: that is, by exaggerating a party’s argument to the point of absurdity, and then criticizing its result, which is a logical fallacy.
Reductio ad absurdum: it's the logical fallacy of extending someone's argument, toridiculous proportions and then criticizing the result.
2. Beds, even makeshift beds, people will always put the headboard away from the door. This is the rule the ancients followed to protect themselves from wild beasts.
A bed, even a temporary bed is always oriented with the headboard away from the door. It serves the ancient imperative of protecting oneself against marauders.

【9】
Scientists never compromise. Our brains are trained to combine facts and draw irrefutable conclusions.
Scientists do not compromise. Our minds are trained to synthesize facts and come to inarguable conclusions.

[12]
- So you now have a small competitor, I really don't understand how serious it is.
Of course you don't understand, you've never been at the top.
——so you've got a little competition, I really don't see what the big deal is.
Well, of course you don't, you've never excelled at anything.

【15】
1. How bold are people, How productive is the land.
No guns, no glory, man.
2. I always thought I was more like a cuckoo. An amazing creature that lays eggs in a common bird's nest. Of course, the cuckoo that hatches first will eat all the food, leaving the other normal siblings to starve to death.
I always thought i was more like a cuckoo bird.a superior creature whose egg is placed in the nest of ordinary bird.of course,the newly hatched cuckoo eats all the food,leaving the ordinary siblings to starve to death.

【16】
1 , I do not celebrate birthdays. My parents only celebrated when I achieved something, and being ejected from the birth canal obviously wasn't one of them.
I don't celebrate my birthday.my parents focused on celebrating achievements,and being expelled from a birth canal was not considered one of them, 2.I
agree with your argument but disagree with your argument.
I accept your premise; i reject your conclusion.

【17】
1. The most primitive brain is the amygdala structure. The speech function, however, is at the center of the last developing neocortex. The former can easily dominate the latter. Science has confirmed that this is the "nothing to say" concept.
The primitive portion of the brain, known as the amygdala.while speech is centered in the much more recently developed neo-cortex.the former can easily overpower the latter.giving scientific credence to the notion of being "rendered speechless".
2.In In 1935, Erwin Schrödinger tried to explain the Copenhagen interpretation in quantum physics by doing an experiment where he put a cat in a box with a small bottle of sealed poison that could burst at any moment. Well, no one knows if or when the poison has been released unless you open the box. So we think it's okay for cats to be alive or dead.
Anyway, in 1935, erwin schrodinger, in an attempt to explain the copenhagen interpretation of quantum physics, he proposed an experiment, where a cat in a bos with a sealed vial of poison that will break open at a random time.now,since no one knows when or if the poison has been released until the box is opened. the cat can be thought of as both alive and dead.
3. Sheldon learns Chinese. Used to reason with restaurant owners.

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The Big Bang Theory quotes

  • Penny: Look, Sheldon's hugging me!

    Leonard Hofstadter: It's a Saturnalia miracle!

  • Penny: So, what do you say Sheldon, are we your X-Men?

    Sheldon: No. The X-Men were named after the X in Charles Xavier. Since I am Sheldon Cooper, you will be my C-Men.

    Howard Wolowitz: [as Sheldon walks away] Oh, that's not a good name.