Academic research on cup sizes - I found out I have Sheldon's syndrome. . . .

Tamia 2022-10-24 21:43:04

It is estimated that I have watched too much BIG BANG recently, and my brain has turned my ears. I found that the current cup size is very imprecise.
Strictly speaking, the current bust size is not rigorous, and the best size establishment standard should include both absolute and relative values ​​(take men's actual feelings about the size of the bust, such as pulse, heartbeat, and respiration rate as the reference value. ) By weighting, a combined operation is performed to calculate a new value, which is called the actual bust.
If this measurement method is popularized, there will be three calculation methods of bust in the future: physiological bust (absolute value), psychological bust (using adult heterosexual male psychology as a model) and actual bust (combining physiological bust and psychological bust by weighting Operation)
such as 32D and 36E, in terms of length, of course, 36E is more proud, but because the lower circumference (32) of 32D is smaller than that of 36E (36), the visual contrast and conflict are stronger.

The absolute value is a theoretical value, which is used as a reference for establishing the general scale. The
relative value is a psychological value, which has a greater impact on the male's visual perception.

Just like the physiological bust is classified by ABCDE as a grade.
Psychological bust classification can be used as a classification standard by the hardness of male bumps, but this standard is not intuitive, especially for women without JJ, they can't understand in their life, "Shamefully hard, so hard, What's the difference. So what standard can we use to visually and intuitively express the hardness of men?
cucumber? Although cucumbers are a good reference, for men, they have no actual experience with cucumbers.
what? Men use, women also use, too hard and easy to short, too soft and not easy to use?
By the way, pencil, we can apply the pencil hardness standard,
4B is the softest, 4H is the hardest, 4B, 3B, 2B,. . . . 3H, 4H and so on, getting harder and harder.
Let's take the example of 32D and 36E as an example. The mental bust is 3H and 2H. (Assuming that HB is completely unresponsive, 2B is very disgusting, and 4B is very disgusting)


PS: I think if I expand this article If you write a paper, you can win the Nobel Prize in Physiology~

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The Big Bang Theory quotes

  • Penny: Look, Sheldon's hugging me!

    Leonard Hofstadter: It's a Saturnalia miracle!

  • Penny: So, what do you say Sheldon, are we your X-Men?

    Sheldon: No. The X-Men were named after the X in Charles Xavier. Since I am Sheldon Cooper, you will be my C-Men.

    Howard Wolowitz: [as Sheldon walks away] Oh, that's not a good name.