Kill, Spartan, Kill

Adell 2022-04-21 09:01:13

This film has been accumulated for nearly a year, and I finally finished watching it. It feels normal. Imdb has a huge score, which is estimated to reflect the will of the European and American people.

The war scenes are still pretty cool. The invincible shield + small spear are invincible, but I still don't understand why the elephants are afraid of them... The Persians have been completely demonized, and they wear little ghost masks. How could there be such rich iron in ancient times? Xerxes is very tall, but he wears countless rings all over his face, and his voice is demonic, half perverted and half gay. Alas, why do I always think that Iranians do not have the habit of piercing rings, but there are a lot of white people!

I didn't expect that this film would also have naked women, and it appeared more than once. It seems that films suitable for all ages can only be found in cinemas in the future. The little queen is quite beautiful, but she's brainless as usual, and that sword and pestle is so beautiful, killing a stinky politician! Leonidas is still pretty dashing, especially when he's wearing a helmet. .

People say no parody of The Godfather can surpass, and I say no parody of Gladiator can surpass it. Not to mention the old Spartan 300.

Spartan King Leonidas: Spartans! Ready your breakfast and eat hearty... For tonight, we dine in hell!

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Extended Reading
  • Corene 2022-03-23 09:01:12

    The Spartan 300, which trains muscular men, mentioned in the third-year man friends. At that time, the director just started filming and was very interested in production techniques. Meow\(^o^)/

  • Heath 2021-10-20 18:59:01

    Very wonderful film, from one star to five stars makes sense. If you didn't watch the TV series first, you might have more surprises. I like to see everything about Sparta.

300 quotes

  • Daxos: I see I was wrong to expect Sparta's commitment to at least match our own.

    King Leonidas: Doesn't it?

    [points to Arcadian soldier behind Daxos]

    King Leonidas: You there, what is your profession?

    Free Greek-Potter: I am a potter... sir.

    King Leonidas: [points to another soldier] And you, Arcadian, what is your profession?

    Free Greek-Sculptor: Sculptor, sir.

    King Leonidas: Sculptor.

    [turns to a third soldier]

    King Leonidas: You?

    Free Greek-Blacksmith: Blacksmith.

    King Leonidas: [turns back shouting] SPARTANS! What is YOUR profession?

    Spartans: HA-OOH! HA-OOH! HA-OOH!

    King Leonidas: [turning to Daxos] You see, old friend? I brought more soldiers than you did!

  • Dilios: Xerxes dispatches his monsters from half the world away. They're clumsy beasts, and the piled Persian dead are slippery.