Kill, Spartan, Kill

Adell 2022-04-21 09:01:13

This film has been accumulated for nearly a year, and I finally finished watching it. It feels normal. Imdb has a huge score, which is estimated to reflect the will of the European and American people.

The war scenes are still pretty cool. The invincible shield + small spear are invincible, but I still don't understand why the elephants are afraid of them... The Persians have been completely demonized, and they wear little ghost masks. How could there be such rich iron in ancient times? Xerxes is very tall, but he wears countless rings all over his face, and his voice is demonic, half perverted and half gay. Alas, why do I always think that Iranians do not have the habit of piercing rings, but there are a lot of white people!

I didn't expect that this film would also have naked women, and it appeared more than once. It seems that films suitable for all ages can only be found in cinemas in the future. The little queen is quite beautiful, but she's brainless as usual, and that sword and pestle is so beautiful, killing a stinky politician! Leonidas is still pretty dashing, especially when he's wearing a helmet. .

People say no parody of The Godfather can surpass, and I say no parody of Gladiator can surpass it. Not to mention the old Spartan 300.

Spartan King Leonidas: Spartans! Ready your breakfast and eat hearty... For tonight, we dine in hell!

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  • Spartan King Leonidas: A new age has begun, an age of freedom. And all will know that 300 Spartans gave their last breath to defend it.

  • Spartan King Leonidas: Unless I miss my guess, we're in for one wild night.