300 Muscle Men deserve to die

Torey 2022-04-19 09:01:14

Orange's phone is a buy-one-get-one-free movie every Wednesday. So, every Wednesday afternoon, we both work together to contribute a little of our GDP to Great Britain. This week is 300, and the domestic translation is called "Spartan 300 Warriors". To tell a story well, basically bloody violence, erotic love, and magical epic elements are indispensable. Watching the trailer on TV, basically all 300 are alive.

Quite good looking. From the original intention of director Zack Snyder's shooting, those scenes of brain-spraying zombie monsters fully satisfy his personal aesthetic taste, while the bloody and flamboyant scenes increase the commercial competitiveness of purely violent comics. The tragic atmosphere pervaded from beginning to end, and the scenes of war were majestic. ——However, these are not important. For Snyder, how to use light, shadow and color, and use visual technology to reflect the gorgeous fantasy of the epic, the blood and pathos of the characters is his ultimate experience. All these, he did. So in terms of visual effects, 300 is very enjoyable to watch.

Because of this, probably no one will care whether the plot of 300 is reasonable enough, and whether the decision of King Leonidas to bring about the deaths of 300 families is wise enough. But even if I have nothing to do, I want to talk nonsense a little bit and then I will say, as follows.

Was the visiting Persian messenger really pushed down the deep well because Leonidas intended to maintain peace during the Olympic Games? It seems that he didn't know what to do, so he turned to ask the queen for advice, and the queen instructed him to push the drop. It can be seen here that Leonidas is afraid of his wife~~~ If the wife wants to push us, push us~~~ Apart from the vision of modern women, the women at that time were really short-sighted and did not understand whether the two countries were at war or not. The rule of beheading the messenger, instructing the men of my family to mess around, to create a fierce battle between the two countries, and countless casualties before they stop? This proves that in the era when people were still wearing open-crotch pants, it was true that when women participated in politics, the world was in chaos. Therefore, the most fundamental reason for the death of 300 warriors is that the king was a wife tuber.

300 handsome and sturdy muscular men climb mountains and water to set off birds. On the way, I met a bunch of passionate patriotic youths. Their muscles were not as sturdy as 300 warriors, but they were quite stalwart. The hot-blooded young people showed their loyalty in front of the king, raising their arms and shouting to fight side by side with handsome muscular men. The king was originally very interested, but after the hot-blooded young people introduced themselves, the king began to think that the family background was not good, and he was not a royal family. You know, the blood of the nobles includes the spirit of civilization and the savage physique. Those savage people who only have savage statures can only use an iron to train the biceps on their arms. How can they compare with the aristocratic men who have undergone severe training, even if they have the same breath. So in the end, if the passionate young people were not really patriotic and blindly loved this wife-scaring king, followed secretly, and defeated the Persian legion at the last minute, the film would have ended in 52 minutes.

Leonida's most serious mistake is not to dislike the poor and love the rich, but to judge people by their appearance. How could the hunchbacked geek be rejected just because he was ugly? You must know that the ugly people in the martial arts novels are all talented. The so-called "harmony but different", the thickness of the arms of others is different from that of the 300 warriors, it is also good to take them with you to peel apples. Maybe in the end Leonidas did his best to stab the Persian enchantress Xerxes with the arrow that missed because the apple was not full the night before. Look at it, you must not offend the ugly people. People who have been discriminated against since childhood are usually the ones who will pay for it. Leonidas is a dead end.

In addition, there are some small bugs in the film, such as: Persians are all ugly, from the bull-eyed messengers visiting Greece to the king Xerxes dressed as a witch and as tall as an elephant, even those The real women who trembled with flowers and danced wildly with snake waists in the cave of the base were all so ugly. This! ! ! Seriously destroyed the vision of that exotic land in my mind. . .

Also, in order to emphasize the special effects, the muscles of the strong men are over-interpreted. If the screen in "The City Is Full of Yellow Chrysanthemums" is full of big waves shaking and shaking, and 300 miles away, a bunch of small muscles are shaking and shaking. I often watch and stare at those chest muscles. … -_-b After the movie ended, we discussed it, and we all agreed that Leonidas had a problem with his muscles, not only sagging badly, but also wrinkling and creasing so badly that he could not be classified as a lean muscle man.

Under the treatment of some shots, Leonida with black hair and beard looked worried about the people on his face, wearing a red cloak, looking down at the warriors who followed him with care, with a golden and peaceful light behind him. , In a trance, this does not seem to be a bloody and violent R-rated film, but a scene of Jesus' rebirth preaching and preaching.

Of course, what is commendable in the film is that the cut and transition of those fast and slow motions should be imitated from the martial arts of Jet Li and Donnie Yen in "Heroes", and the arrows shot in the sky should be taken from the section of assassinating Qin. Snyder didn't know whether to pay Zhang Yimou's tuition or not. In addition, the majestic war fighting also has the meaning of borrowing from "Gladiator"; it goes without saying that the use of visual technology is similar to that of "Sin City", since the two comics were originally written by Frank Miller.

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300 quotes

  • Spartan King Leonidas: A new age has begun, an age of freedom. And all will know that 300 Spartans gave their last breath to defend it.

  • Spartan King Leonidas: Unless I miss my guess, we're in for one wild night.