Within ten minutes of the opening, Brother Long will not do anything. In my homework, I introduced that The Hobbit Trilogy is the prequel of The Lord of the Rings (after watching the movie in the back row, I lamented that the director did not give the ending to my sister, I really want to learn and sell it now and tell you that there is a future for this thing. Two films~)
Then the protagonist's old man's appearance appeared (in view of the old man's negative image in the first three films, I continue to be hostile to the old man--) I am looking forward to the appearance of Peanut Little Pot Friends, and by the way, I look forward to my blooming brother (It turns out that there is no blooming brother! Bad review!)
Then I saw Frodo growing up! ! ! At the beginning, Brother Long actually said that he was Baggins when he was young, but I believed it because of my ignorance! (I'm so sorry for the one who played the previous trilogy three times.)
Frodo, who was tired of playing the male lead, played a little soy sauce and played handsome, so he obediently returned the protagonist's halo to his uncle (don't even talk to Gulu Let's meet Mu! The soul fades!)
And then that one (who doesn't seem to have any other friends) (who hangs out with the hobbits all day) (the hobbits like to hug his thighs) (the beard hasn't turned white yet) Gandalf is thick It's on the line~ He even said proudly, "You may know my name, but it's not necessarily the right number. In fact, I am the famous Gandalf that you have always heard of~" (￣▽￣")
Old Gandalf One When he appeared, he began to discuss with Peanut about teaming up to kill monsters
("Well, it's like this, everyone is full, I'm missing a nurse"
"I haven't played online games for a long time"
"It's okay, I'll help you register id"
"No, I have to call It's too annoying to upgrade the mobs, I don't want to play"
"You can't make movies without playing! My role is going to be cut off"
"What level are your guilds? Can you bring them? Oh, it's annoying, I I still don't want to play"
"Fuck you wait")
So the sinister old man didn't want Bilian's tricks
In the evening, a group of otaku rushed into Baggins' house uninvited and shamelessly devoured all the food he was preparing to store at home. When they were full, they burped. Everyone gathered around the fire and started brainwashing Peanuts with singing~
Helpless Peanuts The classmate was so well raised by Cuan Fu (bao) that he didn't use his brain for too long until he woke up the next day and found out that he (he was successfully brainwashed) didn't play games, didn't he! Row! of! Put on a small suit and catch up with your guild.
"The Thirteen Masters of the Lord of the Rings" just made their debut with
no equipment, no money, and few little monsters on the road, but the big monsters couldn't be beaten. This group of people just fled all the way. . .
Some of the Tucao paragraphs
[Wizard Ranking] talked about the ranking of wizards. The first place was the white robe Saruman, the fifth place was the brown robe animal breeder, and the old Gandalf ranked fourth. Then Brother Long and I complained that old Gandalf really couldn't find anyone to play with him, and because he didn't like animals or couldn't keep his old face down, he wouldn't find a breeder to play with, so he pretended to be the boss of the dwarves all day;
I Said that Gandalf was not very good later, Brother Long said that it was a full level up and a white robe, so he formed a shameless team to kill Saruman in order to usurp the throne (tsk tsk)
[ The Boulder Man] The Thirteenth Master of the Lord of the Rings had a landslide when he was climbing the mountain. Just when I was thinking about why they were carrying their backs like this, I saw the Boulder Man, and then I made three slashes. It turned out to be the legendary one who was also shot while lying down. . . . At first, I thought it was a quarrel between husband and wife, but then another one appeared, it turned out to be a rape in bed. . .
[Orcs] Under the education of Jay Chou's "Let the souls of half-orcs roll over", I always acquiesced that the half-orcs are a kind group, but the author of The Lord of the Rings directly wrote them as bad people without defending them , Of course, the slot in this paragraph is not just this, the point is that the king of the orcs, he he he he he, he raised only Dingchun! ! ! Why can someone else's mount be dirty, thin and cowardly, so he can raise a fat and white Dingchun? ! ! Is it actually Silver Sang? ! ! ! tell me why? ! ! ! And that guy is only a coward who can't make trouble! (Strange why I say that?)
[Argument] When the Thirteenth Young Master was pushed to the edge of the cliff by the orcs, Gandalf asked Little Butterfly for help, and found a group of big birds (I really forgot what species),
I said, "Why do they have to be so hard on this? Climbing the snow-capped mountains and walking the grasslands? Called me early, didn't the filming be finished?"
Brother Long "Did you forget? Didn't they quarrel with Gandalf in front of them? So I can only rely on "
me"... "
So does Gandalf really mean that it is not a good thing to hold small grudges?
[Queen of the Elf Race] The Elf race has always been a race I like more, because it looks cleaner and has more advanced equipment. If you find any one, you will have the high quality of flowering (key point), and you will not be reckless when it comes to big things. , I know that I can't just die, in short, I'm more wise, but the queen of the elf family is too dead, and I don't like her very much in the first three movies. At that time, there was an elf princess to balance the balance and I forgot. The unpleasant feeling came back again. You said that when you talk like a female ghost, are you tired and you are still playing telepathy with Gandalf in front of Saruman? ! Finally, I still got my hands on it. . . (← I don't know what I'm excited about)
[The iron man] Prince Thorin. . . When I was young, I was considered a rich second-generation. Before I could rush to do some things that a rich second-generation should do, my family was defeated by the old man. I could only go to the folk to support myself by forging iron, but after all, I was a rich second-generation body. I can’t afford the trouble, I can’t bear the hardship, so I think about forming a group to go back to my hometown to loot. Along the way, in addition to always remembering the revenge of the neighbors next door for not helping me, I always look at our peanuts, which is not pleasing to the eye, md is not just not letting you Be the protagonist! It's so frustrating to have hair! Not Aragorn at all cute! o(￣ヘ￣o#)
[Big Chin King] This product is so cute, Brother Long and I are arguing about whether the lump on his chin is a beard or meat
[Grumm] Gollum when we were young! Although the symptoms of sperm count have already begun, they are still very cute, and their eyes are bigger than before. In fact, Gollum is the most pitiful one, right? ! Living in the sewers every day, I finally picked up a treasure, was robbed, and was kicked by a robber before taking it away, poor Gollum. . .
I'm actually curious. Gollum has been hiding the ring in his panties, so he never thought of putting it on his hand? Brother Long said he was going to be invisible to anyone by himself! so. . . So this guy doesn't know that this ring can be invisible for the rest of his life? ! This Nima is true love! ! ! Not for the role of the ring, but simply love the ring! ! ! How could you bear to take the ring away? ! (Three views have been destroyed)
I thought that Gollum was very similar to the house elf from Sirius's house, and guessing the riddle was the one that I thought he would discuss with the friend in my heart to tell the riddle = =
[Troll] snot into the pot I suddenly felt full. . .
I’ll write so much for now. I’ll add what else I’ve come up with . By the
way, everyone should keep quiet while watching a movie. When we complained like this, the aunt sitting on my right disliked me several times, but. . . But then my aunt gradually followed in our footsteps, leaning over to listen to embarrassment when we complained. . .
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