Homecoming of the Dwarf

Daron 2022-04-21 09:01:07

This movie is not called The Hobbit, it is called The Legend of Dwarf Heroes. You see, the meaning of the existence of dwarves in The Lord of the Rings three is to be funny. If I remember correctly, it is the last dwarf species left. Nima outperformed hundreds of millions Brother's sperm looks like that? ! Look at the dwarves 60 years ago, they are not only outstanding in strength but also handsome. I thought that the first story of bringing the dwarves home will be finished later, but the dragon is still there. Is the story of the dwarves going to run for three episodes? Saw the original hard wound.

On the way, I suddenly thought of how the elves reproduced their offspring. Is it the setting that the pigtails will be twisted after mating? I don't remember. But if you are immortal, that clan must be the most of all. As long as you maintain productivity and destroy all races without pressure, why do dwarves like humans still exist in the world. And if they are of high moral character, then why do they see death and do not help them, they are afraid of doing things, only care about their own comfort, and run away when the enemy comes? This is unreasonable. Then if you die after mating, the average triplets are enough. After all, it is still a war-torn era, and the number of non-mating deaths is there... The elves are a foolish setting.

But what's even worse is Gandalf. In the first part, I was very puzzled by his inexplicable resurrection. I thought I didn't read it carefully, but after watching Nima for the second time, he just loves to open bugs. You see every time When the second plot was so thrilling that there was no way to save people, Gandalf was able to hang up immediately, and Sun Wukong turned somersaults, but he couldn't bring his master and brothers. Are you crazy about walking that way, or are you kidding the dwarves?

The line of the protagonist of the film is too polarized. Nima is a good person among good people in various scenes, but in the cave section, he first steals other people's things (burglar is not a vain name), and then almost kills You and Gulu were born to be a good match. You said that it was the Lord of the Rings, it was the Lord of the Rings that attracted him, but even with the Lord of the Rings on, the eyes didn't appear. It means that the power of the devil world was weak at that time. Forcing, Sauron is still in a deep sleep, it must be a problem with your old character, Baggins.

There are orcs around the forged swords of the elves that will flash, so why don't the long swords of the dwarf king and Gandalf flash, energy saving and emission reduction? Nima lightsaber slashing and slashing looks so cool, Star Wars!

Is this the same mountain as the Lord of the Rings on the mountain road?

In addition, what is the setting of only white people in the world view?

Aside from the complaints, this film is still very hot. After all, watching the dwarves fight bravely to kill the enemy has a different feeling. The battle is a dwarf who is twice as tall as oneself. . But after traveling so far, in fact, it just changed the setting of destroying the Lord of the Rings to the setting of restoring the motherland, so the first part alone still looks a little thin. Saruman was already weird in the devil world at that time? Wouldn't Nima dare to let people slowly fall into the dark process of filming, no one loves flat characters.

In general, I still expect some new content in addition to the expedition in the second part. Give a purpose, then go on an expedition, and then cut monsters all the way on the road, the plot is too thin.

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The Hobbit: An Unexpected Journey quotes

  • Bilbo Baggins: I have... I have never used a sword in my life.

    Gandalf: And I hope you never have to. But if you do, remember this: true courage is about knowing not when to take a life, but when to spare one.

  • Dori: Mr. Gandalf, can't you do something about this deluge?

    Gandalf: It is raining, Master dwarf, and it will continue to rain until the rain is done. If you wish to change the weather of the world, you should find yourself another wizard.

    Bilbo Baggins: Are there any?

    Gandalf: What?

    Bilbo Baggins: Other wizards?

    Gandalf: There are five of us. The greatest of our order is Saruman the White. And then there are the two Blue Wizards... You know, I've quite forgotten their names.

    Bilbo Baggins: And the fifth?

    Gandalf: Well, that would be Radagast the Brown.

    Bilbo Baggins: Is he a great wizard, or is he more like you?

    Gandalf: Well, I think he is a very great wizard... in his own way. He's a gentle soul who prefers the company of animals for others. He keeps a watchful eye over the vast forest lands to the East, and a good thing too. For always evil will look to find a foothold in this world.