Dual-personal guessing or man-eating tarsier-like shorts are not sexy at all

Madelyn 2022-04-21 09:01:07

Bearskin Troll.
A hare that runs faster than a wolf.
A love story of a dwarf and an elves.
Long-haired elder. Goddess of Cleansing. Rock giants, a mountain is fighting a mountain.
Chubby monsters are cute.
The double-person/beast-like shorts of a tarsier who likes to guess or eat people are not sexy at all.
The dwarf beat it with "what's in my pocket".
Gay Gandalf saves everything.
Rubber-like orcs are as numerous as maggots.
The divine eagle catches a wolf like a tiger.
"You have the right to fail"
The Lord of the Rings that makes people invisible.
Samsung and a half

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The Hobbit: An Unexpected Journey quotes

  • Bilbo Baggins: I have... I have never used a sword in my life.

    Gandalf: And I hope you never have to. But if you do, remember this: true courage is about knowing not when to take a life, but when to spare one.

  • Dori: Mr. Gandalf, can't you do something about this deluge?

    Gandalf: It is raining, Master dwarf, and it will continue to rain until the rain is done. If you wish to change the weather of the world, you should find yourself another wizard.

    Bilbo Baggins: Are there any?

    Gandalf: What?

    Bilbo Baggins: Other wizards?

    Gandalf: There are five of us. The greatest of our order is Saruman the White. And then there are the two Blue Wizards... You know, I've quite forgotten their names.

    Bilbo Baggins: And the fifth?

    Gandalf: Well, that would be Radagast the Brown.

    Bilbo Baggins: Is he a great wizard, or is he more like you?

    Gandalf: Well, I think he is a very great wizard... in his own way. He's a gentle soul who prefers the company of animals for others. He keeps a watchful eye over the vast forest lands to the East, and a good thing too. For always evil will look to find a foothold in this world.