[Moving Movie Review] Excited, so cute! ! [Unintelligible, spoilers]

Due to the bad radio and television, the schedule of The Hobbit was scheduled to the end of February, and it was only after the whole world that it was the turn of the Celestial Dynasty. Later, due to the awards season, the DVD resources flowed out very quickly. This pair has not yet been released. What a box office hit the mainland is! ! Originally, I wanted to endure it until I went to the cinema to watch it directly in February, but the charm was so great that I couldn't resist it. After two nights, I finally watched it! ! ! Excited the whole time. In fact, I am not a ringer at all. The first time I watched The Lord of the Rings was in my sophomore year. After watching the extended version of the trilogy for a whole day, I was so excited! And so far, I haven't finished reading The Lord of the Rings novels, I haven't started to read the Silmarillion, and I have read the Hobbit once, so in fact, I don't know the complicated history of elves and dwarves at all. All the background knowledge is probably only The first half of The Hobbit, The Fellowship of the Ring and The Two Towers, as well as the Lord of the Rings trilogy movies, as well as the half-understood background knowledge that the group talked about, as well as the fan art [cover your face], plus I have read a lot of translations, so what I understand now is a complete mess. But I love Middle-earth! ! And the fellow ringers in the Lord of the Rings group are so nice! ! It's really funny that Emma is ranting about something in the group while watching it! ! It is bound to have to go to the theater to watch it after it is released, and the resources at hand may also consider taking a few clips out and watch it again and again. But the first time I was really excited, I had to write something!

So there is such a full spoiler that is almost nympho and small details.

HOT DWARF!! At your service!

I really think this group of short, handsome and rich are the protagonists. Thirteen dwarves, I can remember Thorin, Fili and Kili, Balin, Ori with a slingshot, Dwarin with a bald head, Bumbo with a huge fat, and Boffer with a hat. Barely recognizable is Oyster's father, Groin, and Dolly, who has a delicate haircut. The remaining three only know that they have a five-pointed star head, and the other two really have no impression. Originally, I was worried that apart from the king of dwarves and the two young heroes, everything else would be indistinguishable, but now it seems that the situation is still good. The group scenes are handled very well, and the characters are also very three-dimensional.

Sorin first. As expected of the king of dwarves! As soon as he appeared in Bagdidong, he was full of aura of a king. He was not crushed under a pile of dwarves. The last one appeared alone, and he did not participate in the childish and lively dinner of the first twelve dwarves. He had a look of melancholy and worry. Then he said very aggressively: I got lost twice. Holy crap, don't bring such self-deprecating and cute! What's wrong with getting lost! ! Twice! ! ! Is it because I got lost that I was late and didn't have a big meal and could only drink some soup miserably? ! Anyway, the whole film is showing the demeanor of a king, and his expressions are almost all hatred of the family and the country. A leader who has carried too many burdens, in addition to getting lost, he is domineering all the way to the end! It's just that the last part of the scene where the giant eagle was rescued was because of a small complaint, and since then he can no longer look directly at the dwarf king! I finally know why so many people are so cute with thorin and bilbo, is it because of the first block and the final reconciliation hug? Please let go of the Dwarf King!

both! few! Man! Starting from the sentence at your service at the door of Bag Di Cave, these two are completely eye-catching! It's not as romantic as I imagined, but Kili, whose hair has been flowing all the time, is so handsome! Also play tricks! The troll was still roaring a minute ago, "I don't have roundworms, you have roundworms!" After being kicked by Sorin, he immediately changed his words, "I have huge roundworms, the biggest of all!" Mengfan ! Although he doesn't have the graceful ease of an elf prince pulling a bow, the archer Kili is so handsome! Pale language is powerless to express my excitement.

I love all the little details about being short, handsome and rich. Ouli threw down the weapon in his hand very resentfully. A dwarf stepped on Dwalin's bald head and climbed a tree. Bumblebee's sausage and crushed table got the look in Boffer's eyes after Bilbo said that he had nowhere to go. Hot dwarfs chats all the way, noisy all the way, but lively!


Gollum and Bilbo's guessing game is full of drama, with the key Gollum blinking his big eyes. Watching him put his hands on the stone and lean his chin up, he looked forward to the game like a little girl. Later, the Gollum that Bilbo saw before he jumped bravely was pitiful and helpless. I was so motherly that I wanted to touch his bald head to comfort him. I must be broken.

Almost all the appearances of the elves are nympho laughs! At first, when King Se's ecstasy tilted his head and turned his body on the big horned deer, my face was covered in blood, and only a few seconds was really not enough to watch! ! ! Elrond's uniformed commander! But as an elf king, do you really need to lead troops out to encircle and suppress so many little orcs? No wonder Gandalf asked Lind where Elrond was, and Lind he was ashamed to say. Mrs. Gellar has grown completely backwards! No, except for Gandalf, all the characters in the trilogy have grown in reverse! ! ! It's so beautiful, every move is like a queen, but Lady Galar and Gandalf telepathically and then touch their faces and touch their faces, have they really forgotten Celeborn of Lothlorien! ! ! ! Injustice for Lauder!
wizard! The brown robe's face of bird shit is so cute! ! There is also a rabbit car that runs faster than a Warg! Gandalf is really old when he comes out, and the eyes are especially scary. Then seriously condemn Saruman, you can't insult mushrooms! It's said that several people in the Shengbai meeting are tacit, and the acting is so good! !

I even think that the big fat meat that is swung around on the Goblin King's chin is cute. There must be something wrong? In fact, except for the one with Gollum, Bilbo's sense of existence has been reduced. And now I'm starting to worry that there may be a lot of Menglong / Hobbit Sippi in the next two films, and now I'm a little worried that these two actors have a tendency to turn black from passers-by.

Finally, the music of the worrying hobbit at the opening of the movie got my heart pumping, then my dear frodo. The conversation between old Bilbo and Frodo, Gandalf crashing into the chandelier in Bag End. Impressed! All are good memories!

If it's on the big screen, I can't guarantee that I won't cry!

And the dwarf version of Song of the Lonely Mountain is really good! It's more epic than the original song! And it appears many times throughout the film! I've been humming quietly all morning! Although I only remember the first four sentences. The original sound was great. I'm really resentful that I only got three technical awards at the Oscars this time, and neither the soundtrack nor the original soundtrack!

I've written so much in a daze, but here's the point - after the release, you must brush IMAX 3D! ! ! ! After brushing, I want to write a normal movie review! ! ! !


2013.1.11

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