um, overall, Marvel's performance is not bad this time, it only took 30 minutes to push the film to a climax: Raid on Hydra ——Ultron Battle Damaged Body Domineering Appearance——Outer Space Shooting Mecha Automatic Assembly Battle Green Skin Tear Shirt Maniac, and then the movie entered the refractory period, entered the state of sage, turned around and fell asleep, without any trace The meaning of taking care of the unfulfilled audience with a little expectation.
Since I was a child, I have loved watching robots fight people, yes, not robots fighting, so I don't love Transformers, and I don't love "Pacific Rim". I love robots destroying the world. To be precise, it is the kind of robot with human appearance, with a skeleton that can exude metallic luster and texture. From the appearance, the production process is very sophisticated and complex. Completely, pay attention It is the kind that completely crushes all aspects of ordinary human beings, with a strong desire to destroy the maker (human), the "Terminator" series is the only film that can satisfy my emotional needs, the first and second films. Department. So, when I saw the first trailer of Fulian, I saw Ultron dragging a body made of broken and damaged parts, saying "I got no strings" in an electronic voice, I literally licked the screen, ( Although the point of licking the screen is a bit strange) The battle is damaged by the wind, and the beauty is incomplete! Would it bring a sense of psychological excellence and inspire compassion in people with intact bodies (one of the normal types of human mental activity)? I waited until Ultron came out with great expectations and expectations and great endurance.
Buy a ticket to enter,
30 minutes later...
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so. Strictly speaking. Age of Ultron does not meet these requirements for me. ? ? ?
Why?
Austria. Creation. Sex. Grid. Catching. Chicken.
It's like calculating 1+1= with the most advanced computer in the world today? ;
It is like the handicapped party borrowing the number of the strongest king group to beat underage primary school students;
it is like during World War II, Germany insisted on pulling Italy and Japan to be friends.
How crippled, how perverted, how arrogant, how conceited, how maddened the master who can do this must be?
Just ask Qingshan Gangchang, what is the most efficient way to kill?
Aoyama God sacrificed Conan Kogoro.
An average of 30 minutes, to be precise, you can kill at least 1 person in 25 minutes after slicing the beginning and end of the film, and there are more than 700 episodes in the cold and summer.
Looking at our Ultron, it took 117 minutes from the time of its birth (15 minutes at the beginning of the film) to the last killing by the yellow diamond noble Purple Potato Man, and what about the humans who were obviously killed by him in the film? ——0
This means that 1 Ultron ≤ 1/5 Conan Kogoro. Fight the five scumbags! Pooh!
Take a look at what Ultron has done:
1. Create a villain
2. Recruit a younger brother
3. Buy skins
4. Play with inflatable dolls
5. Create a meteorite
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It is easy to understand creating a villain and recruiting a younger brother, not to mention all of them are their own Shadow avatars - how good people are, high efficiency, and don't bend over to say hello when going out - won the essence of the profound meaning of Brother Hao Nan's "enough ruthlessness, loyalty, and many brothers!"
Next, let's look at the last three lines. These three lines fully reflect the author's romantic feelings, express the thoughts and feelings of Ultron worrying about the country and the people, dedicating full oil to the country and the people, and striving to create an equality of all living beings. Harmonious society, to achieve their ideal of world peace.
Buy skins, create small Ultrons, create meteorite enclosures, shoot up to the sky and free fall in the air... Self-
cultivation, family order, governance of the country, peace in the world
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Can you still run and grow on the bloody avenue like Conan step by step ! ?
Also, what is the most important trait of being a villain? ——The sense of oppression that runs through the whole film from beginning to end.
It can bring the opponent/audience the feeling that as a primary school student, after being robbed once, he will no longer dare to walk on the road from school with peace of mind. ——Refer to "Terminator 2" T1000/"The Dark Knight" Joker/"Black Friday" Jason/"Texas Chainsaw Massacre" leather face, and "Death is Coming".
The audience is not a fool, seeing this kind of subject matter, and even from the title of this kind of film, you can know the final ending. It is nothing more than bad and strong, justice triumphs over evil, and the Rockets fly to the sky. If it does not end with this, it will not pass domestic censorship at all. System: After the founding of the People's Republic of China, animals were not allowed to become sperm, and foreign films were not allowed to substitute evil for good. Therefore, audiences go to the cinema for the following purposes: 1. To watch stars; 2. To watch special effects; 3. 1 and 2 are basically the same, but 3 involves the rationality of the story and the plot arrangement of the popcorn movie. At least you have to have peaks, troughs, climaxes, endings, endings, twists and turns, and arduous experiences, right?
On the other hand, in the film "The Age of Ultron", after 30 minutes, the villain of Ultron can be said to be unemployed, to eat a corpse, not to chase after the Women's Federation, and to be happy and make toys for a while, and then go to South Korea for plastic surgery. I don't even want to come here to harass and harass the Women's Federation's nostalgic party. Friends who have played real-time strategy should know that the situation of developing with peace of mind to fight the 200-population battle can only occur in the "StarCraft" in the LAN era. At that time, I was young and casual, and only later realized that it is not called real-time strategy. That's called wasting internet bills.
Murder without pushing towers, chrysanthemums are scattered everywhere, waiting to be exploded!
When the old couples from the Avengers finished their retelling, started eating, drinking, punching, and finally facing Ultron, I guess they all felt this way in their hearts: I just like the way you look at us when we are unhappy and can't kill us.
What about the audience? ——World peace always comes so suddenly...
I don't think scientists need to panic about the loss of control of artificial intelligence, anyway, it will waste time until humans are capable of dealing with it and will fight to the death with you.
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