cough, wrong, one thought that crossed my mind was: Is shorting Manchu adults to please the Chinese market? Anyway, Chinese audiences are all stupid and fast who have never watched American comics as mentioned above...
When we watch this man full of jokes, we can also complain about how cruel the screenwriter is to poke the hearts of comic fans; but if we face How many viewers would directly block this film when he was confronted with a Manchurian who is said to be the 'actual controller of the Celestial Empire' who is actually a bullshit terrorist? To be precise, can this film still be released in the Mainland?
Which of the current Hollywood blockbusters can be so high as to give up the mainland market? Who doesn't have stupid ideas about the Chinese market? In these films, I think "Iron Man 3" is very professional.
The man who was going to fall in love with Iron Man and kill each other for the rest of his life has become the air, and Nini will play Wing Chun. It is not the virus that saves Nini, but a Chinese doctor and a beautiful nurse, ( And Yin Sen, why does he seem to be Chinese too?), by the way, I also clarified that the fortune cookies are Japanese goods, and I can see that the tattoo on the big villain Jilian looks like a dragon in a blink of an eye... I have prepared so much to please Chinese audience's 'smart trick', is it not dedicated enough? ——Of course, it was the white man who shrugged his shoulders with coffee and crossed Erlang’s legs and said that I had tried my best, not our master worker who wiped his face with oil and sweat and said that I would try again.
Then turn around and complain about how inconsistent the roles of Wang Xueqi and Fan Bingbing are. If I were the director, I would definitely cut the plots of these two people clean. And Yili has a lot of grains. It can be said that Iron Man 3 is an advertising film with a lot of grains. How generous.
To sum up (hey, where did you say it?), shorting Manchurian is definitely a great way to avoid high-voltage lines and please the Chinese audience! As for the American audience...I really can't think of any excuse to explain it to the writers. It's not necessary to hurt the fans' hearts so much. Is it because the writers have some psychological shadows or don't plan to make a sequel at all, so in this episode It's enough to burst out all at once?
In addition, there are several slots in the process of watching the movie [Don't watch it if it's not corrupt, it's definitely mixed with strange things]:
1. Where can I see Mantie lobster meat in the future! ! ! ! ! ! ! ! ! ! ! !
2. I'm blind, and I think Killian is very similar to Hanmer in the previous movie. When he grabbed Nini, I was thinking that Qiong Yao was possessed and grabbed Nini's shoulder, 'My Nini' , it's all for you, for you! for you! Hammer Industries, it doesn't matter if you play with it, it doesn't matter if I get caught, will this come out without plastic surgery and fine-tuning? '
3. When Nini refused to lend Ronaldinho the battle suit, in addition to complaining about the stalk of the magazine before, there was another important reason - fear of revealing her figure. Although we all know his C-shaped figure, it is definitely different from seeing it and experiencing it in person. What if Xiaoluo came out of his suit and grabbed Nini's hand excitedly and shouted, 'What's wrong with your stomach, Nini? There's a big piece of empty space in the battle suit. Could it be... Are you pregnant? I'm going to be a dad! 'What can Nini say? Could it be that the child is from Team America?
4. Jarvis is definitely a loyal dog, but Chinese is a bit watery. You see, people who learn Chinese are called eloquent ones. The Chinese language corresponding to your standard English pronunciation should be Beierliu. Children's Beijing film ah. And 42, it's just a stupid short-legged corgi [Hey, I definitely didn't hint at Nini's figure]
5. Although I knew it was impossible, in fact, I had been expecting the US team to save Nini. Delusional Xiao Luo rescues Nini, but the episode of Xiao Po Boy saving Nini is also very heart-warming, and in the end, Xiao Chili saves Nini is even more emotional... Who said that once you enter the rotten door, it is as pure as a passerby, and I am a passer-by. It was corrected by "Iron Man 3"! I can't get up with Nini anymore! Since then, I have bowed down to the sports bra of the Queen of Peppers, and walked towards the road of the lady, without looking back!
ps: The most important point is that I forgot to complain before. As a girl who suffers from dysmenorrhea every month, how much I want to stay in Ronaldinho's armor and let Chilian warm my belly...
After re-reading my own film review, I found that I actually gave the film four stars at that time, and decided to change it back to three stars...but it didn't work... Generally, I have the urge to comment on movies that are three-star to three-and-a-half stars, such as the second type of the Women's Federation II. Divided, really ╮(╯_╰)╭
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