I thought it would be a waste of time to list all the places in the film that I thought were nonsense, but after watching a film for two days, I really can't remember the plot. Just pick two and say
, the beginning is to enter the cave and steal gold. How to be extra careful when going there, for fear of stepping on the trap, and then running for your life after triggering the trap, jumping and jumping unscathed?
Then, framed by his assistant, he managed to jump over the obstacle with a big jump, and then climbed over the stone gate (it felt like a fairy tale), and as a result, wow, a big ball rolled behind him! But judging from the environment at the time, as long as our Dr stood still, or bowed slightly, the ball rolled over his head, so why run?
Then, I fell asleep~
The next day, I continued to watch.
Two civil servants found Dr and asked him to find the Ark. I saw that Dr. casually flipped through it, and a picture of the sacrifice scene was presented in front of everyone's eyes. Let me take a look again, the colored insert! ! (Only those few rays). Moreover, that big book has our Kangxi dictionary thick! It's just too accurate!
Let's go, get on the plane! Such a small plane, there is room for first class, and there are no more than a dozen people seated, what level is this! Air Force One! and! Or take off on the water! During World War II, a seaplane pulled a dozen people (including American archaeology doctors, Nazi lackeys, etc., the occupancy rate may be 50%), and crossed the Pacific Ocean. Oh my god! That airline is definitely the originator of low-cost airlines.
Then there are various episodes. Anyway, the fighting scenes in the United States are either designed by Chinese action, or by American wrestling actors. They say boxing. In fact, they are all routines. You hit me first, then If I fight you again, generally it will be three rounds if it can’t be solved in one round, and if it can’t be solved in three rounds, someone will usually take the pan behind the back. If the pan is not done, it's the end of the movie, and the opponent is the ultimate boss.
For example, Dr.'s female partner was put into a straw basket (in fact, she went in), and was carried and run. Dr. chased behind and turned out of an alley. Wow, Spielberg gave a close-up description of Dr.囧, almost everyone in front of me is carrying a straw basket! ! how could it be possible! ! !
The most terrifying thing is that after our Dr climbed out of the ground, he wanted to steal the plane. The Nazi pilot who used to fly in the blue sky, within 5 meters, was surprised that no one climbed on his plane, no matter what the director did. Arrangements, even if you are a trickster like Zhou Xingxing, you have to have your own ideas. Looking back at it can tire you to death! It wasn't until Dr couldn't handle the wrestler that he took out his gun and participated in the battle, and his marksmanship was extremely poor, and he finally died in depression, poor trick. If foreign pilots are of this quality, then I can say responsibly, that is, they didn't send them to Iraq to bomb, and when they did they would have them bombard them with AK47s.
Then it exploded, firelight, rumbling, I fell asleep in these big scenes~
When I woke up, Dr was already on the boat, facing the female number one in silky pajamas. Excited, I even had a little doubt about his orientation.
Then, the most incomprehensible thing happened, an earth man, male, about forty years old, strong physique, quick-witted, handsome in appearance, not very feminine. He is good at using a long whip, and has rich experience in entering the underground sea. But none of this was possible. How could he climb on the Nazi submarine and go with the boat to the secret base at sea? Did he chain himself to the submarine with a whip?
I 'm speechless~
As for later surrendering while carrying a bazooka, opening the ark and closing my eyes, after returning to China, I briefly explained the result, and the film is over. Oh, when it was screened in the United States, the crowd should have stood up and applauded, and the applause should have been long, why when I watched the old man push a car and disappear into the vast warehouse, what I thought of was the national treasure and brother. What about Sla?
I don't know if there are our rabbit's head and mouse's head in the endless box?
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