David Seville:
Chipmunks can't talk either.
Simon:
Well, our lips are moving and words are coming out.
David Seville:
This is not happening. I'm not talking to chipmunks, I'm not talking to chipmunks.
Alvin:
So, how's that going for you, Dave?
David Seville:
Uhh - uhh, how'd you know my name?
Alvin:
Oh, that one? We read your mail by accident.
Simon:
You really oughta pay that utility bill, Dave. Ever heard of a credit rating?
Theodore:
[turns on the food processor]
What's this thing?
David Seville:
Hey, hey... hey, hey, turn that off!
Alvin:
[turns off the food processor]
Sorry.
Simon:
[rubs Theodore's head]
He fell out of the tree at birth.
David Seville:
C-Can all animals talk?
Simon:
Well, fish do have this type of sign language.
Alvin:
Hey Dave, do all humans have houses that smell like sweatsocks?
Alvin:
[singing while squirting soap out of the soap dispenser]
Dave likes to wear, dirty underwear, with little hairs...
Simon:
We're getting off on the wrong foot. Allow us to introduce ourselves. Hello, I'm Simon, the smart one. He's Alvin...
Alvin:
The awesomest one...
Theodore:
And I'm Theodore.
David Seville:
Oh, that's nice to meet you. Now get out of my house.
Theodore:
But... we talk.
David Seville:
Which only makes me want you out of my house that much more. It's creepy, unnatural, somewhat evil.
Alvin:
I kind of liked him better when he was unconscious.
David Seville:
[places a mixing bowl over the chipmunks]
Gotcha!
Alvin:
Hey!
David Seville:
Ha-ha-ha-ha-ha!
