So we attacked again and again, we have the "Hulk" with a yellow soul, and our little East Asian brother South Korea also announced through "Dragon War": the dragon should be Korean TMD! Including the western ones too!
Hollywood on the other side of the ocean cannot stop, always reflecting on its own achievements: we monopolize 80% of the global market. We have Industrial Light and Magic and Blu-ray technology. We even taught the Taliban terrorists to call them "Lambo!" whenever they saw an American soldier. But why can't you deal with those aunts in China who are sitting in front of the TV and wearing sweaters? Why can't you deal with those middle-aged people in Japan who wear small glasses, look like water, and are psychopathic?
So Uncle Sam also put autumn spinach here again and again, so we saw the American version of "Infernal Affairs", and we saw the American version of "The Grudge".
Don't say I'm unconventional, grandstanding, and I have to pick on the bones. But how do I see Wall-E like Pixar's flattery to the horrific audience of Asian menopausal women. The presence of the Pixar gods in the animation world is nothing short of a myth living in a no-fly zone. Like Jesus, he created toys, created an underwater world, created insects, created monsters, created racing cars, and created little mice. What's next? As long as there is 3D and digital technology, Pixar can complete its own "Genesis". However, I found that China was actually overwhelmed by "Blue Cat 3000 Questions", and according to the trend of watching one "question" a day, it would take at least 10 years for 3000 to ask.
Reflect! Reflect! What's the problem? Drama! I've never played Buzz Lightyear since I was a kid. All I play is bouncing and filming. Can you make a 3D animation for me to try? Our underwater world is the Dragon Palace and the third prince of Nezha, can you try to make a "Taota Tianwang Searching for the Son"? Our favorite insects are the hardworking little bees! We have black and white and impermanence! We drive a tricycle! The most irritating thing is that we have used mice as the four evils since we were young, did you know that? Should I film the black cat sheriff chef? I'll give you face in vain, and I'll "mobilize" you if you have nothing to do.
Improve! Improve! Now that the 400 million teenagers have fallen into trouble, the 120 million menopausal women will make up for it. The form is not important, the plot is king. "Wall-E" is watching you! Full metal case of Asian love story.
A poor boy who picks garbage, or an orphan! Poor enough, right? Suffering enough? As soon as this identity is revealed, hundreds of millions of aunts can't wait to see how this kid gets home. This is the true biography of Auntie Qiang Yao.
Then there is no need to think about it, the heroine must be rich and beautiful. If you want to add elements of Korean dramas, Wall-E should still have a hint of handsomeness, and when he smiles, the sun should shine on the earth.
Ava's father should be a BOSS-level character, with the right to have money and a corrupt stomach! Is the captain here? If it happens to be a Japanese father, then he can't be bald. The captain only regards Ava as an employee in the company, without the slightest emotion. Japanese father, can't see any affection. Open your mouth and shut your mouth, Father. At home, I really treat myself as a general.
Ava's role is special! Special agent level, carrying tasks and powerful energy. This goes back to the way of domestic criminal investigation dramas. The poor boy Wall-E leaves his hometown for his lover and goes to the big city! After this, China, Japan and South Korea will be brought together. He will move and make many friends in the city with his silly sincerity. It has also changed the urbanites with their own local flavor.
Of course, there is no shortage of villains. In China, they are corrupt and corrupt in the police department. Delusional usurpation of the authority of the old chief. Putting it in Korea and Japan is the company's young and strong, delusional to eat the shares of the old chairman. The plot is getting more and more intimate, isn't it?
The beginning of love should be the seemingly dull, silly WALL-E suddenly burst into a small universe, not only escaped from death, but also staged a unique romance! light fireworks! The law of the ages! So Wall-E travels into space with a fire extinguisher.
After laying the foundation of the relationship, the unlucky boy Walli will inevitably die, and he can push Ava to make up his mind to devote himself to raw rice and cooked rice. Pretend to have amnesia! Even kindergarten kids can do this now.
Since then, the prince and princess have lived happily ever after...
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