The men in the world are all liars.
My father is a state official, and he opposes Yujiang God of War. The God of War of Yujiang sent heaven soldiers to wash our village with blood.
If you take a girl to watch this movie, you will definitely think you are a second-hand.
The God of War of Yujiang is the most stupid god I have ever seen. A state official in a village opposed him, so a large group of people killed him and shot Liu Yifei's mother to death. Then Jet Li, wearing a bathrobe, came out and said when it’s time to repay the wrongdoing. Please be sympathetic. The parents were slaughtered by the second immortal, so don’t take revenge and hug you.
Liu Yifei said Jackie Chan, aren't you a fairy? Will the gods not call the wind and call the rain? Then Jackie Chan began to write the talisman on the ground, moistening the brush with saliva, and retching, but the writing of the talisman really worked-Jet Li got a pee from a high place. I'm sorry, Jet Li, you just take out the dick and pee in front of Liu Yifei!
Where did the old abbot in the temple learn English competition? Not New Oriental.
Li Bingbing and Liu Yifei played against each other. Liu Yifei said I was going to kill your witch, Li Bingbing said I was going to kill your bitch, please, Liu Yifei, didn't you want to kill Yujiang God of War? You and Li Bingbing seem to have no grudges,
Jackie Chan, don't drink up the elixir, leave a sip for Liu Yifei.
Liu Yifei asked: Where is Yujiang God of War? The little foreigner replied: He gave me a hug, he was disgusting.
The little foreigner asked the Jade Emperor, can you resurrect Liu Yifei? The Jade Emperor said, I am very sorrowful.
The Jade Emperor is too saucy. Two more bottles of the elixir will not work, and it looks like a cocktail.
Then the Jade Emperor sprayed the
little foreigner into the air. The little foreigner was like Crouching Tiger, Hidden Dragon, and Zhang Ziyi jumped off the building.
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It is said that the little foreigners who have studied martial arts for a long time will not be able to fart magical skills. They are too scared to death. The little foreigners such as Jet Li and others who lack sympathy vent their fears and respond indifferently: Don't forget to breathe. Really watched too much "Military Friend".
PS: Please note that I have rated it four stars, which shows that I like this film. I list the laughs to have fun with everyone, and small ones don't dare to share it.
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