Stereoscopic "Avatar"

Cornell 2022-04-23 07:01:03

When I was seven years old, I saw a three-dimensional movie - "Happy Laughter", in a movie theater in a county town - I never had to buy a ticket for that movie theater, because the manager of the movie theater was my dad's student, thank you - When I entered the door, I also gave out a pair of glasses. I sat on the wooden seat. The surroundings were dark and full of people.

I stood up almost immediately, my dirty hands scratching and scratching in the air, scratching the infinitely beautiful void.

I haven't seen a 3D movie since then. I didn't go to the cinema to watch all the recent "Guinea Pig" and "Glacier".

After hearing about it, Zhang Xiaobei showed me an affectionate and chilling smile - "I suggest you leave your first time as an adult to IMAX3D Avatar".

All right!

But this is the first time since I was an adult. At the beginning, I was a little nervous. When the picture appeared, my chest started to feel tight. Suddenly I knew: I couldn't stand up anymore, like Jack in the movie with his legs crippled. I can no longer do it, reach out my hand and touch the void. Everything I have is rigid on a chair, half dead, only my eyes, it is like another little man, hiding in my body that has begun to age, at that moment, it suddenly has its own heartbeat, shy , was frightened, struggling to escape the shackles of the eye sockets, and crawled into the beautiful nothingness. My chest continued to feel stuffy, I felt uncomfortable, and my whole body couldn't stand my eyes. They were cursing, despising, envy and hatred (forgive me for using a word commonly used by bandits). They are the unfortunate souls of the dark ages who have been tragically unpredictable. They are the riverbeds that have been withered for a thousand years and suddenly hear the sound of running water but only grin and smirk. The mummified corpse called "The Virgin of Loulan" was displayed in the temple. It was a big-character poster with only one slogan and three typos that was pasted on the innermost floor during the Cultural Revolution. The soot in the teapot was a loofah that had been left unattended for ten years on the wisteria stand. It is a person who has lived for so many years in the blink of an eye and has all the basic identities of being a human being (man, husband, father) but can never give up these identities again - "an identity".

Zhang Xiaobei, where are you in the cinema? In this silent darkness, have you returned to your childhood? I understand why you have this wedding. . . . .

However, I was just a guest who paid 100 yuan, and only my eyes saw the beautiful bride "Avatar". But back then, I used my whole body.

As a result, my eyes became tired very quickly, and I had to take off the toad mirror. The complaints of my body disappeared immediately, and on the huge screen, there were only blurred and monotonous pictures left.

These are two completely different movies, and I don't know which one is the real one. Just as I often wonder if the things I remembered thirty years ago were true.

In the theater, there was no sound, everyone seemed to be shocked, but I don't know if anyone was like me, but they were actually confused.

In order to be worthy of RMB, I put on my glasses again. The subtitles of the film are printed in the copy, and when you want to watch it, you have to look for it. On the entire screen, there is only one line of words, which is monotonous and cold. Sometimes I feel like I am that line, in the virtual dream world, so out of place. When it comes to close-ups, the actors and the background behind them create a rude effect that makes you want to reach out and wring that big head off. But—don't forget, I can't reach out.

Primitive forests, indigenous people with long tails, thousands of branches hanging down from the tree of souls, the indigenous people connect with those branches with their tails, and they can hear the voices of all the undead.

Sacrifice, the mother of nature, catkins lick wounds to heal them. Far from civilization, close to God's care. The catastrophe is imminent, and before the end of the trial, the phantom knight is in the air. save the world! But he speaks English, and he has to ask someone to translate in a low voice.

Love, fall in love with a woman, and let the woman teach herself how to love.

In modern times, people are becoming more and more thieves, squeezing time, engaging in outdoor sports at night - camping, adventure, hunting, picking, and indoor activities during the day - clubbing, group chat, eating fast food, and blogging.

War is the most and the most boring.

IMAX's Avatar, I seem to be sitting in front of a huge fish tank, the water in the tank is gurgling, the birds and flowers are fragrant, and it is exquisite. The winding path leads to the secluded, layer upon layer, and the beauty is complete. At the same time, I became more aware that I was separated from it by a thick, hard glass that could never be broken through.

The revolution of film technology has just begun. In the future, we will all be like Avatars, with a tail that can be inserted into the data jack on the seat and communicated with the world on the screen through a weak current. Murdered and set fire, molested Hitler, climbed the Tiananmen Gate to announce the end of the meeting, kicked Lenin's ass, followed Tang monk and apprentice to learn Buddhist scriptures from the West for half an hour, and their feet also blistered, raped Zhang Ziyi or was raped by Xu Jinjiang, and gave them to leading cadres above the provincial and ministerial level. Giving reports, eating oranges endlessly, drooling, being put in a lunatic asylum, and coming back to life. . . .

Imagination, I admit that the imagination of our minds is infinite, just as technology is infinite. Technology and imagination are WTO, free trade. Mostly bubbles, but people are happy to see bubbles because reality is coming to an end. Imagination is more and more irrelevant to daily life, "upstairs and downstairs lights and telephones"? what? Now pay attention to virtual reality. Since reality is an idiot, I will virtualize another one, and I will still be an idiot. If I virtualize another one, I will be an idiot again. It doesn't matter, there is no cost anyway, just focus on the process, who pays attention to the result? Is it cheap? Not cheap at all, because this thing has nothing to do with anyone else.

People finally realized in the movie that the people who invented this thing a hundred years ago must not be the ones written in the books, let's all be quiet: it's Avatar, da da da da. . . . .

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Avatar quotes

  • Jake Sully: [collector's extended cut] You want a fair deal? You're on the wrong planet. The strong prey on the weak, it's just the way things are. And nobody does a damned thing.

  • Corporal Lyle Wainfleet: [seeing Jake in a wheelchair] Aww, man, that is just wrong.