A Tucao letter from the second dimension

Rylee 2022-04-22 07:01:02

*It has nothing to do with the special effects. It's all about the plot. One star is also deducted in this regard. You must know that there have been many five-star long reviews who strongly praised the 3D special effects of this film. Tucao, no wonder = =

**It has been posted in the teahouse before, there is nothing new, the miner who visited recently put the teacup in its place, let's go... [Hey]

The three went to see Avadar at night. Al's sci-fi movies.
As usual, there are a lot of new movie trailers in the opening sequence. Orange was about to fall asleep, but Mian and I were very interested while watching. One of them seems to be called Lightening thief or something. It is related to Greek mythology. The protagonist is the son of Poseidon, the god of the sea [... Who gave birth to? ], the human world and the gods are in a relationship of crossing each other. In the later stage, the protagonist also learned to pull out the fire plug and wave his hand to separate the red sea. It's a lot".
Speaking of Avadar itself, Mian's wholesale comment from her cousin was that "the special effects are wonderful and the plot is bloody". ...Well, the plot is really not that great, but we still growled "Fucking" while we were - - the expression was more accurate in predicting who would get bento, and when we were excited, we were still scolding and shaking each other's hand. ... = =
In fact, the whole work is still... It should be said that it is quite good? At least everyone likes it. Even if it's not a special trip to complain, it's worth watching it again. The music has a feel that suits my appetite.
...[covers face] But I still want to rant about it because of Mao, Avadar, your plot is too sloppy, right? I have to drop my jaw every time I change a scene...

1. At the beginning of the show, a bunch of people were sitting in the closed cabin waiting to land. The male pig was reading a monologue in the BG, and I instantly wore the final weapon girl... When I saw that the male pig and children's shoes were disabled, my face became even more embarrassing. Now, do you really want to give him twin steel legs with flying wings and cannons...? ! ? !

2. The plane landed at the base, the team ran out in a long line, the male pig pulled his wheelchair and moved slowly at the end, when one almost crashed/flattened? His Gundam stopped in front of him……………………
"...—¥—%¥...—(*— beep ah 囧"

3. The male pig moved into the laboratory, and there were a lot of conversations about genotypes, your body, etc. I was more I'm sure, isn't this the Gundam beep?......

4. Then finally came the sentence "A specific neural brain wave can only be matched with one body (the blue pointed ears seem to be called Avatar's) Object)”, Gundam Beep--Sub was instantly replaced by Loveless……………………

5. The female pig raised the arrow (you read it right, the arrow, the wild Avatar is the primitive--) towards the male When the pig's pseudo*Avatar body didn't shoot out, I turned my head to Mian and sighed: "This girl fell in..."

6. The new laboratory is in a group of floating islands, which are similar to the 3D version of Sky City They look exactly the same. Even the proportions of trees and soil are the same. orz

7. The shot of the male pig taming his mount #1 is hard to think of other than the HP3 Buckbeak.

8. "Nature "The energy net flowing in", director, are you sure that the author of the insect master will not trouble you? Although it is true that the insect is replaced by a tree......

9. Forgot to say that the female pig is her Princess, the real thing, so when humans really started fighting with Avatar, I drifted to Princess Mononoke...
So according to the latter's plot, when the male pig confessed his identity, I said to Mian, "If he dares to come back, his girlfriend will hate him to death, okay? ”, and then after an affectionate and resentful look, the male pig’s pseudo* body was abandoned in the forest…

10. Female support 1 is a mad scientist, she also has an Avadar identity, and mentions life at the very beginning She said "I'm willing to die for a sample of that" when she saw the tree, so she finally saw the tree and died. = =

11. The Avadar side tried to transfer the soul of Female Match 1 to her fake body through the tree of life, the witch of the side said (to the effect), "she need to pass the eye of the tree and then be able to come back"
... ...Truth, you have nothing to do, time travel, go back to the steelmaking crew for me! ! !

12. Al's personal heroism and the universal law of immortality for the protagonist were vividly reflected when the plot began to heat up. The male pig jumped from a height of several hundred meters on his mount No. 1 to tame the grandfather of the legendary female pig's grandfather. The legendary divine beast (not grass X horse--) that he once rode, actually succeeded in subduing Mount No. 2 as soon as the camera went black. You must know that when he started to tame Mount No. 1, which was about 1/5 of his body size Almost fell off a cliff……………………

13. When the male pig took his suave, tall and mighty mount No. 2 sugar and whip to address the Adavar group, Mian commented that "he has become a horse", when he rode No. 2 to various places to collect votes[ Wrong] When 2,000 troops were recruited in one day, I was powerless to say, "He's a complete mess..."

14. The war started, and we began to receive a lot of bento. EVA is possessed by the soul at this moment…………

15. Then nature/tree of life forced the cheating device on, and all the people flying in the sky and running on the ground came to help us. Sure enough, it's still Princess Mononoke--+………………

16. There is a male supporting role here. He is just doing research, transporting weapons and making high-purity soy sauce. Occasionally, in order to protect the male pig, he is punched in the face and locked in a small black room. There is no bad thing about stealing the limelight record, so he luckily used the stunt puppet but survived to the end. orz

17. The boss is an old man who drives a Gundam, with gray hair and a face full of flesh. It is exactly the same as all ACG's customs clearance bosses. No matter how you beat him, you can't beat him to death. ! ? !

18. So in the end, the human being was expelled from the male pig and turned into Avadar, and he and the princess lived a happy life
... Disney's standard ending? I...? ]

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Avatar quotes

  • Jake Sully: [collector's extended cut] You want a fair deal? You're on the wrong planet. The strong prey on the weak, it's just the way things are. And nobody does a damned thing.

  • Corporal Lyle Wainfleet: [seeing Jake in a wheelchair] Aww, man, that is just wrong.