Are your eyes ready?

Noemie 2022-04-21 09:01:06

At 13:50 on January 10, 2010, I was sitting next to the largest IMAX theater in Asia, and I was indignant at the policy that non-Dongguan household registration (including temporary residence permit, residence permit) people could buy tickets online to squeeze the resources of Dongguan/New Dongguan people. . As a taxpayer who is fighting in the local area, he can't enjoy local welfare first. What's the reason? The evil Guangzhou-Shenzhen Axis Powers kicked Dongguan out of the Guangzhou-Shenzhen Co-Prosperity Sphere. , and now he has extended his black hand to the people's last solace - the cinema, is it tolerable or unbearable! I seriously think about the necessity of Dongguan independence. This independent trend of thinking only lasted until the beginning of the movie, and all the resources of my brain were devoted to a more urgent topic - how to adjust the combination of myopia glasses and polarized glasses.

In short, after an hour of hard work, I experimented with various political structures such as anarchy without myopia, presidential system where myopia overwhelms polarizer, and parliamentary system where polarizer overwhelms myopia. Both radical revolution and incremental reform have failed. Scientific tools like the golden section, the dichotomy, the approximation, etc., also don't help. I am sadly aware that it is impossible to achieve true 3D when the level of the people at the bottom is not high (450 degrees of myopia), the two levels are severe (the difference between the left and right eyes is 200 degrees), and there is a lack of social consensus (150 degrees of astigmatism). I started enjoying the dim picture and the only thing with 3D effects - subtitles.

After walking out of the cinema, I had the urge to queue up again to buy tickets, not for the IMAX 3D version, but for the regular version. I want to see details obscured by polarized lenses. Of course, this is just an impulse, there is still something called an e-donkey in this world, isn't it?

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Although everyone should After reading it, I still make a few suggestions:

1. Remember to bring glasses cloth. I found out after the end that the polarized glasses were dirty and depressing.

2. Come in early, like me running in at the last minute, the steam you breathe will condense on your glasses.

3. Wear less, there are many people, it is hot, and the reason is the same as above.

4. Protect your eyesight, I hope you still have time.

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    Norm Spellman: What's VFR?

    Trudy Chacon: It means you gotta see where you're goin'.

    Norm Spellman: But you can't see anything.

    Trudy Chacon: [laughing] Yeah, ain't that a bitch.