"Avengers": hand-to-hand combat is the first combat force

Shaina 2022-04-20 09:01:04

Obviously, the Hulk Hulk is the strongest in combat, whether he is armed with swords, spears, swords and halberds, axes and forks, shields with hammers, and luminous archery and pistols, none of them can compare to those with a whole bunch of stupid strength. It is said that masters have a problem. They have spent their whole lives seeking two answers. One is who can I kill, and the other is who can kill me. Hulk belongs to everyone and he can kill him except himself. Everyone can't kill him, including himself, and he can't kill himself. That's a bit too strong.

However, Hulk is strong, stupid and big. He doesn't look at him when he doesn't transform, and he has no IQ after transforming. He can only fight the enemy with flesh and blood. No matter how powerful the body of flesh and blood is, but who cares who knows, Iron Man is different, no one can hurt him even if he wears an armor, he is not afraid of the sky, he dares to scold the captain and dare to fight with Thor, he is bored when he is idle. Dare to poke Hulk and let him transform into play. He usually scratches his head and makes jokes, waving the flag and shouting and charging into battle at critical moments. In the end, he can turn the nuclear bomb into outer space to save the people from water and fire. Decathlon, no wonder he is the most advanced on the poster.

Thor is becoming more and more unreliable. He can't manage his little lover well, and he can't handle his own housework. He needs help from outsiders. As I said before, he is nothing if he takes off the hammer, but now he seems to be not very good when he picks up the hammer. The hammer can't beat anything when it is swung. , a punch is full of cuteness in the past. In addition, the shape is not good, and it doesn't look like a hero. Does the famous family have a hammer? Which hero have you seen using this kind of unorthodox weapon? But it's a good match with his brother Loki, a hammer and a wrench.

Captain America's abilities are really limited. In terms of strength, he can't compare to Hulk, and in terms of flying, he can't compare to Iron Man. His genes are not very good. No matter how bad Thor is, he is still a god. The shield is worth a bit of money all over the body, and it is still a defensive weapon. But having said that, the captain itself was not designed for the present, and the captain was completely sufficient at the time of World War II. Besides, this is not good and that is not good, just to be a leader.

Hawkeye and Black Widow are still in the category of human beings, and their weapons are also simple. One shoots arrows and one handjobs. In the alien Pippi shrimp flying in the sky, these two are not good enough, and they can only use sly tricks to collude with each other to attract people's attention.

The six major factions besieged Guangmingding. Loki came out this time to be abused. Anyone can beat him. He can only rely on his brother who can't bear to attack him from time to time. I really abused my brother a thousand times. , my brother treats me like a first love.

Finally, a digression, you said that our people eat according to the periodic table of elements every day, and occasionally lick a leather shoe, etc., sincerity is full, why haven't one or two superheroes appeared?

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The Avengers quotes

  • Maria Hill: When did you become an expert in thermonuclear astrophysics?

    Tony Stark: Last night. The packet. Selvig's notes, the extraction theory papers. Am I the only one who did the reading?

  • Steve Rogers: Are you nuts?

    Tony Stark: Jury's out.