The Women's Federation was rounded up by 10,000 people! Puny God! ! ! How is this going! ! ! ! !
In "Thor", Loki is perfect in all kinds of hype, and he is also dubbed Silver Tongue because of his excellent eloquence. He successfully completed the journey from a loveless child living in the shadow of his brother to the ultimate BOSS and left a sigh of relief. ending. Are you saying that he has no IQ and he can pick and choose from scratch and still be so successful? If you have to find one, it is estimated that you will finally let go and fall into the abyss (bitter plan?) So that the father and son of the golden retriever lion king and son are not suspicious of each other (huh?).
Father and son are not suspicious? It doesn't matter! Because I'm not dead~~ I was a gorgeous and beautiful BOSS in the Women's Federation from the beginning! So Loki stepped on the elevator in the foggy environment before the concert in action. When he looked up, his face filled the screen, and when he smiled evilly, there were countless lines on his forehead. In addition, the light is dark and the face is pale, and immediately there is a feeling that this boss must be difficult to deal with. This feeling didn't change until the first round at Stuttgart. Although there is a plot of Loki talking with an unknown faceless alien during the period, it gives the illusion that the Death Eaters are reporting the situation to Voldemort. 【what?
But after Stuttgart, everything has changed! The plot after that is a thousand rounds! Ten thousand! people! wheel! Being thrown a discus with a kick in the face, passive photosensitive wave biubiubiu, being slapped, bombarded, hammered, blown up by arrows, and finally slammed by the Hulk, leaving an expression of panic or enlightenment.
If it wasn't for the one-eyed director who was not sure whether there were idle people or dangerous people present when testing the cosmic cube at the beginning, Loki would not have such a gorgeous opportunity to appear, and Aegis would not have been exploded incessantly, Rubik's Cube It won't be stolen, and the alien talents won't come. I don't know where the 100 million box office a day is. It's basically enough to solve him by his brother (right?), there is nothing to do with the Avengers (right?). A bunch of superheroes were recruited, and the contradiction between each of them was big enough, and the lines were so noisy that you couldn't hear the lines, but you also realized that Loki's Silver Tongue was sowing discord. Loki looks so happy in a glass cake box~~~ How can he be so successful in provoking disputes if his IQ is lost. . .
Thor's IQ has not improved at all in the Women's Federation except that he is no longer irritable and proud. Loki, your brother came to see you~ I opened the door to see you~~~ Let's go home together~~~ So Loki used illusion to switch his position with his brother, and let his brother be locked. The glass cake box fell from a height of 10,000 meters. It's really intriguing to come here, I can't tell if it's his brother's low IQ, or his high IQ, or his brother loves him too much (Love is blind? Eh). Well, this is the only time Loki in the Women's Federation uses his ability, which can be used as the reason why he is not completely controlled by the borrowed magic stick.
As a god from Asgard, theoretically, he doesn't know how to play with a computer, right? He can just watch the one-eyed teacher demonstrate to him in a cage. Before the one-eyed teacher threw him down, he would be self-taught. Just look at it and apply it to practice. This IQ can only be compared by an iron man who studies astrophysics notes for one night and becomes an expert.
You can't be too proud, can you? Before, he lived in the shadow of his father and brother without love, and he was still self-proclaimed as the acting king for two days. This time I'm going to rule the earthlings hahahaha! So many people kneel down for me hahahaha! If he didn't owe so much, he might still be able to win some sympathy with his big watery eyes, at least it wouldn't hurt so much. When he ran away from home, he was so proud of borrowing a stick. Even if he didn't know whether his surname was Odinson or Laufeyson, he made a rude remark. The arrogant soldiers will lose, they will lose! A successful BOSS can be gorgeous in appearance, must be low-key in life, cultivate a good relationship with borrowed artifacts, even if he cannot avoid the fate of dying under the halo of the protagonist, he will die tall and valuable. 【what?
As an evil god with a high IQ, although his heart is ruthless enough, his belly is not black enough. Young people, learn from the one-eyed sorghum who steals other people's cards dipped in red ink to push from the inside out, learn to learn!
In fact, this film still carries the old Meinong's universal values, that is, team spirit. Although Loki said there was an army, the army was mainly fighting the people of New York. In the face of the six-man squad, Loki was alone and left alone. Next time Loki should learn to cooperate and form a group with the Red Skull called the Avengers Alliance. ——The strongest combination in outer space. If the earth knocks us down again, we must take revenge =v=.
(Why do you think I'm black = =, I didn't mean to.)
Some unwritten thoughts:
1. Everyone in the film is very embarrassed. One-eyed showed Loki how to harm him in person, and he also bombarded the plane with a cannon, but because of the wrong way, he could have hit the plane with a real nuclear bomb at a different angle, but he put away the cannon and replaced it with a small pistol, watching the plane fly. Gone = =
2. The one-eyed chief threw the cards there, it was too sinister, although his starting point was good
3. How did Gwyneth Paltrow become so old, the impression has always been young, but the figure is still Not bad~
4. When recalling the captain in the title sequence, I found the frozen captain's shot (which doesn't seem to have appeared in "Captain America"), as strange as lying in a crystal coffin. When the plane crashed, you were sitting in the driving position, okay? Even if you feel that sitting is too embarrassing, you can stand without a statue = = Before the plane crash, he was saying goodbye to his girlfriend, and he didn't want to change his actions
5. The captain's face is so close without artificial respiration, what kind of heart do you listen to, people have no heart!
6. The captain finally drove a motorcycle with a smile on his face and slowly froze. What's going on = = everyone knows
7. Asgard brothers, are you sure there is a big disc under your feet that is a portal, you don't need to go to New Mexico 8. Thor
jumped up and shouted Enough in "Thor" and beat Loki; in the Women's Federation, Loki jumped up and shouted Enough, and was beaten by the Hulk. What's going on? To be so bloody and tearful. . .
9. Hidden is a good actor, and I predict that there will be continuous film appointments. But if there is no good director to tap his pure manly charm, I can't imagine it.
10. Some people cry when they are excited, whether they are happy, sad, fearful or angry. I feel like Tom is like this. So it's really not his fault that Loki is tearful. . .
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2012.5.30 Modify BUG
Stuttgart before the first round , Loki also used an illusion when he made the men and women of the theater kneel before him. So in Avengers, Loki used it twice, not the one mentioned above. =v=
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