During the Mid-Autumn Festival, I peeled grapefruit at home and watched "Fast and Furious 9" leisurely.
First of all, I have to thank this movie, because it allowed me, who had been suffering from insomnia recently, to enjoy a good afternoon nap.
Believe me, although this movie seems to burst all the way, all kinds of drag racing + gun battles, but it does have an excellent hypnotic effect-because the story of this movie is about no, even if you sleep for half an hour, it will not be at all. Affects the understanding of the movie; the lines are either that Dom’s boss is filling chicken soup or Xiao Hei is talking about some funny jokes. In short, there is no nutrition. Fan Guangtou’s lines in "Guardians of the Galaxy" in the tree-person Grout are all his lines. Mother’s has more connotations than this one; and the most important thing is the violent action scenes, crackling and rumbling, which seem strange and scary, but even the 82-year-old grandmother next door to my house knows that this gang has started. The invincible protagonist team will not die no matter how much they toss, no matter how many bullets and explosions are in front of them, they are just like fake ones. You don’t need to paste a piece of Band-Aid when you fall down from a high place. It is also a car made of iron sheet. A passerby hits an armored truck and it is instantly scrapped. How can the audience get nervous? !
Secondly, I am very fortunate that I did not go to the cinema to contribute to the box office of this film.
Because following this trend, the trajectory of this series of getting worse and worse, getting worse and worse, seems to be clearly predictable. Then, the reason why it can shoot so many movies has nothing to do with everyone in the audience. . So when the 50th sequel of Fast and Furious is released in 2077, when the movie screen with Fan Bald head driving in outer space is driving Ultraman drifting against the Godzilla army to guard the peace of the earth, we as movie audiences, You have to know that no snowflake is innocent.
Thirdly, I was encouraged by the applause of my predictions after watching Super 7 many years ago (Tucao). I also talked nonsense at that time. I didn't dare to believe it. I didn't expect Director Lin Yibin to really dare. Take it like this? It's really the old lady who got into the bed-smiled to the Lord!
How outrageous this story of driving into space is, it's not my turn, it has already been frantically complained by countless people.
But I still have to say, otherwise I will be panicked: Why can I send a car into space, why not just build a jet plane? What era of black technology is the thermal insulation coating of automobiles? The satellite is shattered as soon as it hits, and there is no fart from the car. Is your satellite made of foam? In the original plan, how did the car land and return to Earth? The probability of encountering another space station in the vast outer space is one in ten million. Is the earth really a village? How does the space station receive these two black brothers who have not been trained at all, the whole process should be able to make a "Gravity 2", right? How did they stay in space for a few weeks, and how did they land on the earth in the reentry capsule? You must know that every manned flight plan is absolutely precise and nothing can go wrong. There are two more living people out of thin air. Deal with it, Yang Liwei said it was awesome when he saw it, right?
…Look, just these few minutes of the bridge can make the children full of question marks, then zoom in to the whole film, if you have detailed obsessive-compulsive disorder and basic scientific literacy like me, Then they will definitely be like me, scratching their ears and restless, and will write a "New Hundred Thousand Whys" on the spot.
For example-why can the protagonist group instantly move back and forth around the world, and come on a trip that is as big as the world at any time I want to see? Does going to these places have any effect on the plot? Where did the protagonist’s equipment support come out of nowhere? Why do they have endless fancy cars wherever they go? Why did the Japanese women dared to fire heavy machine guns on the street when they climbed on the armored vehicles, in case they killed innocent passers-by because of their extreme operations, the protagonist group was responsible for the settlement? What is Charlize Theron's role in this movie? Did she ever think about how to go to the toilet when she installed X in the glass cabinet?
Why is the villain’s firepower so fierce when catching the protagonist, it doesn’t matter to their life or death at all, but after catching someone, they are soft-hearted and leave after letting go. Is it difficult to fire one more shot? Why is there a hacker girl in every movie, who can hack any system and open any door with just a few keystrokes? At first, the crashed plane was left there for a long time and no one was in charge. The protagonist group Did you start worrying as soon as you went to the villain? You can't unlock the device of the Roshzi Aries project in the plane. Is it difficult to tow the entire wreckage of the plane directly? Why can the hacker girl be able to locate his current accurate coordinates with a little biological trace on John Senna's gun, and don't want to use an "algorithm" to fool me, the Sky Eye system is not so exaggerated, right? In addition, didn't John Cena leave other biological traces elsewhere?
Although it is for the comic effect, the hacker woman who can't drive at all gets in the car and reads the formula of the left foot accelerator and the right foot brake, can step on the accelerator to catch up with the villain rich second generation, isn't it a bit too outrageous? Having said that, this truck with electromagnetic devices and several people has driving skills like a bird when I first played GTA games. It can actually catch up with the rich second-generation blue Jaguar. Is this speed reasonable? Jaguar was really hacked in this movie. If it is the commercial sponsor of this film, then I think the person in charge of Jaguar's publicity department should just want to shout after watching the movie: RNM refunds the money!
And what everyone complains about the most is what speed car swings over the cliff, what can a broken suspension bridge force uphill, what Roman wolf possesses a gun to deal with 14 people unscathed, what is completely unreasonable ultra-era black The strong electromagnetic device of science and technology...I don't bother to say more, any scientific common sense feels meaningless in front of this movie.
Some people say that after watching this movie, Newton’s coffin board is almost overwhelming. No, I don’t think this movie is under Newton's control at all, because it should be classified as a superhero movie along with Captain America and Spider-Man. In the category of, and in that movie world, ordinary laws of physics did not originally exist.
The moment that allowed me to fully realize and understand this was the scene of "Groot" Van Diesel and "Peace Messenger" John Cena fighting each other in the room.
Good guy, I saw these two big guys punching a big hole in the cement wall with one punch, and smashing the wall panel with one back fall, and then there was not even a bruise on the two of them. I knew... I was early. You should know that they are actually special humans who have been beaten with super serum!
And it’s not a low-level serum like the U.S. team. After all, when Captain America pulls a helicopter, he bursts into his muscles and looks dying. When Mr. Tang wants to escape from the base, he will fight N mercenaries first, and then Pulling the thick iron chain to pull the entire concrete beam and column collapsed, and the entire iron bridge fell directly into the water. It was no effort at all. In comparison, the captain of the United States of America is really weak.
Think about such a super biochemical special person in the first part of Fast and Furious, and he will be driven by a few police cars. It is really nonsense. It is Tang boss who thought that he would find a pit and bury it. Black history.
Therefore, the only black brother Roman who saw through all the essential truths in the film, his soul said-"In fact, we have invincible abilities", explaining all the bugs in the film.
But this kind of bad attitude (maybe Director Lin Yibin is thinking, I know what I’m shooting is too outrageous, but as long as I complain first, no one can complain about me) is not a gold medal to avoid death, it can only prove Since they are already poor, they don't even need the most basic cover-ups and the efforts to round out the plot. Anyway, the purpose of making this movie is to make some fancy and unreasonable scenes to be refreshed. But, is anyone really surprised by watching Van Diesel's facial paralysis acting? I am quite skeptical.
In addition to the bizarre developments and exaggerated details that can make people complain, the plot of the other parts of the movie...
It's really zero.
The whole film is nothing more than that the so-and-so villain wants to get something awesome and dominate the world and finally fails, and then by the way, Van Diesel successfully installs it again and talks about family or something. All in all, the content of this movie reminds me of the recent popular nonsense literature. After watching the movie, you are really the same as if you haven’t watched it. Anyway, it is exactly the same routine as countless popcorn blockbusters in the past. A three-year-old child can fully guess it. The plot unfolds. If you have watched Super 8, then there is no need to watch this Super 9, and if you watched Super 9, you should know how to shoot the Super 10.
The protagonist of gunfights, drag racing, and hanging-out, the villain who talks to death, plus a little affection element-put on these skins, a fast and passionate, or one hundred Hollywood standard action blockbuster was born, and it will never be Lack of people to see.
After all, beings are boring, and I don’t want to think about too many complicated things when peeling grapefruit.
So in the end, my thoughts on this movie are as follows-
When I watched it suddenly, I saw this movie suddenly, and I called me straight. The last time I saw such a movie like this is the last time. This movie is typical and typical. I haven't found it before. When I found it, I had already discovered it. The content of this movie is really full of content, and I can't help but sigh with emotion. This movie was made very well, but it was a bit bad. The saying goes well: the saying goes well. If you are willing to spend more time to understand this movie, you will spend more time. Hope to see such a movie next time.
See you next time!
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