Best Shit Luck - The Hobby Gang of Four: Frodo, Sam, Pippin, Macy.
I don't know how to describe these four dwarfs... Hobbits are born with a shy, hedonistic mind. But they also have love and righteousness, and most importantly, they are very lucky. The so-called stupid people have stupid blessings. As the saying goes, don't be afraid of god-like opponents, but be afraid of pig-like teammates, but no matter how they get in the way, how much they hold back, even after being scolded by Gandalf countless times and still being stupid, they can always get through the crisis. Frodo is probably the least male lead I've ever seen. He was short in stature, with sparse teeth and messy hair. The only thing he could see was his big eyes. On the way to burn the ring, he stumbled all the way, was stabbed by the sword of the ring spirit, was stabbed by a giant spider, was hung on the skin by the ring, and suffered numerous major and minor injuries. Die without even inflammation! Poor me, Faramir, fell into a coma with a high fever after being hit by two arrows... The most exaggerated is the last volcanic eruption. He and Sam were neither burned nor poisoned by sulfur on the edge of the crater! Well, I shouldn't pick the bugs of the movie like this, I just sigh about the shit luck of the male protagonist...
Best aura award - Gandalf, the wizard in white robes,
it's hard to imagine that the most handsome character in a magic blockbuster turned out to be An old man several hundred years old! But this is true. His existence is like a savior, and he can always play the role of a military advisor in a crisis. His wisdom and bravery have turned things around several times. When he took off his gray robe, wore a white robe with white hair, and held up his cane, radiating radiant light - he was so handsome!
Best Monarch Award - Aragorn, King of Gondor
This is the most suitable person to be a monarch, although he has also been disappointed with his own country and is willing to be a ranger in the world. But he finally decided to pick up the holy sword and take responsibility. He has a talent that no one in the show has, and that is speech. His pre-war mobilization was very passionate and provocative! Even the master of ghosts has incited him (of course, he has a handle on it...), you say how capable he is. And he's a male protagonist in another sense.
Most Brave and Fighting Award - Elf Prince Legolas
Yes, Orlando's Elf Prince is the most attractive character in this film. And the director is obviously partial to him. In the whole film, no matter which character it is, he has been suffocated more or less, shamed, and cowardly, but he is the only one who doesn't. With an extremely delicate face, he looks holy and fragile, but he is actually more capable than anyone else. In the third part, he even killed a mammoth by himself. His arrows also look like they have eyes, and they can turn where they shoot. His level is basically a bazooka-type weapon in modern times. He is always elegant and unrestrained, and he fights like a prince. When he is the most embarrassed, there is only a little dust on his face. Even when he is drunk, he just whispers, "I feel my fingers are a little numb, I may be drunk. "You are worthy of being an elf prince, you don't eat human fireworks, you have to go back to the forest to continue drinking dew after you come to help after a group fight.
Most Long-winded Funny Award - Dwarf Gimli
Although he does not have the most roles, I firmly believe that he has the most lines. This guy talks too much, but with him around, the elf prince has a company anyway, so he won't be isolated because he is too handsome. When I say this, don't think Gimli is also a handsome guy, he's a short fat man with a long beard, I don't even know what his face looks like. He is the most relaxed character in the play, with almost no heavy scenes, it makes people feel funny when he is there.
The most unsuccessful villain award - Salman
, the original leader, the wizard in white, turned his back at the beginning of the film, which made people expect his tragic ending. In the end, he was really miserable. He only beat Gandalf once in the first movie, and then he was repaired by Gandalf. The companion was stabbed to death and fell into the water. This old man's mouth is particularly bad, and he is not ashamed to speak up when he is about to die, and he speaks quickly.
Most Poor Award - Gollum
He was a poor fellow bewitched by the Lord of the Rings. The first time I saw the Lord of the Rings, I killed my friend to get it, and then turned into a schizophrenic monster for it. Fall into lava. There are countless people who have sacrificed for the Lord of the Rings, and he is the most thorough one.
The Most Innocent Award -
the role of Faramir may be the most tearful one. He has a father who prefers his brother, and even after the death of his brother, his father refuses to love him any more, and hopes that he will die. Poor Faramir could only please his father silently, even to death. The scene of being dragged into the city by a horse at the end is really abusive... The most outrageous is that his father wanted to burn himself and Faramir, who was in a coma with a high fever! Inhuman... But it's fortunate that Faramir survived in the end, and he also begged a princess to be his wife.
The Most Hardworking Award - Orcs
I believe that the most difficult part of filming this drama belongs to the extras and Orcs. Every Orc has to put on makeup for hours, even have jagged teeth, black drool, and thick armor. All of them look crooked, and there is one guy whose face looks like several deformed radishes growing on his face! Unspeakable ugliness and ugliness. And they also have to operate large machinery and weapons, you know, advanced large weapons are usually in the hands of the villain. Often an army of 10,000 people acted together, being hacked to death and standing up again and again. How tired is it?
Best Weapon Award - Ghost Troops
This is an army of dead men bound in the mountains for breaking their oath. After being summoned by Aragorn, it played its role as a weapon of mass destruction. Do you know what the benefits of Ghost Master are? That is, they are dead people, already dead, so the living people have nothing to do with them, and they can't touch them. But when they chop you, they chop you to the flesh, and there is basically no way to resist.
The most black-hearted award - The Lord of the Rings
does not have a single line in the whole play, but every time it appears, it is full of aura and makes people commit crimes. The worst is it, and neither good nor bad can resist its magic. In the end, let's go back and forth wherever you go~ In
such a long magical drama, the characters in it are very full and vivid, and I can't explain them one by one, but I can only pick a few that I am impressed by.
Overall, The Lord of the Rings is a man's play. Not only because there are far more male characters than female characters, but also because the spirit it embodies is mostly displayed by men. Women are basically soy sauce. The most powerful is that the queen Eowyn hacked to death the king of the Nazgul, and almost died... Of course, there is also the wife of Aragorn, the daughter of the elf played by the beautiful Eve Tyler~ ~~Cate Blanchett's Forest Queen is a bit evil~~ Women and children are the things that represent peace and hope in war films, so no matter how small the scenes are, there must be some scenes, otherwise the film as a whole will be very boring. Just like the sunflower in Plants vs. Zombies, you always have to set aside some land to grow it, otherwise you will always run out of ammunition and food.
Greedy people will receive very severe punishment in this play, and revenge comes quite timely, such as Gollum, such as Salman, even Frodo lost a finger for his greed. The price of greed is too great.
Only unity is the key to victory. In ancient times, the technological content of warfare was extremely low, and it was basically hand-to-hand combat. People piled together in a melee, slashing flesh and blood, which was horrible to watch. The side with more people has a higher chance of winning. So find a lot of people to unite together, and rush over with the determination to die. This is a necessary condition for winning the battle.
Friendship and patriotism are the main spirits embodied in the film. The bravery and wisdom that human beings have shown for this is very shocking. Although humans are the most uncharacteristic race in the play, they are also the only race that can destroy demons. Fighting for the homeland is invincible. The age of mankind is doomed to come.
Watching The Lord of the Rings, for the first time, I had a feeling that the computer screen was too small. Indeed, the grand scenes of the film are only enjoyable to watch on the big screen. Too bad I've missed it for too long. When it aired, I wasn't old enough to fully digest it, so I had to make up for it now. But a good movie is never too late. The reason why a classic is a classic is that its influence can break free from the shackles of time.
The Lord of the Rings, good! Director Peter Jackson will not make such a long film next time. Waiting for The Lord of the Rings 4, if you're going to upgrade to 5 hours, I'll take a pillow to the theater...
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