It is said that many people in this film cried. I have always had a low tear point, and of course I can’t cry too much. But crying seems to be different from everyone, I saw the captain say where's the blue sky where's the I cried when I was in the grass, and I remembered my poor hometown...Shanghai. Could it be that I have the potential to join the Green Party... Wishes my tears firmly, and presents to everyone the "Guide to Modern Pickup..." The name has been hovering. Rule 1: If you see a woman with white skin and blue eyes, smart, powerful, and from another planet/country, then, before you, a native, fall in love with her, you will be really taken aback by her. . Rule 2: That woman will deliberately bombard the desk in front of you, don't be afraid, she just wants to see what her admirer looks like. Rule 3: Keeping a pet is a wise choice. Natural motherhood makes her relax quickly. She loves pets faster than she loves you (the pet cockroach can crawl around on Eva from the beginning, and Wah Li finally only touched Eva's face). In an emergency, you can also ask pets to block the bombardment for you. Rule 4: No matter how grassroots you are, you have to have your own house, or don't want to tear it down. It would be better to have a studio. If you are an artist, you can explain why you are so poor. Usually cultivate some inexplicable hobbies, and take advantage of geographic advantages to bring her to your turf to show off. Don't fight high-tech with others, but have planet/national characteristics. Rule 5: Candlelight is always the basic element to move her. It doesn't matter if the candlelight comes from candles or Zippo. Rule 6: If the candlelight is not enough, just play A film. Rule 7: Keeping green plants is more useful than keeping pets. Compared with nature, what is her high education and good figure? Your and her evaluation scores will be cleared at the same time-of course you earned it. Rule 8: When she is concentrating on work and getting into a frozen state, you should also take good care of her. You can't just kick her away when she looks like an egg. Always remember that she is a woman with a camera, and will settle accounts with you sooner or later. Rule 9: Never have a long-distance relationship. Even if it's an alien from another dimension at the end of the world, even if she is taking a special plane, you are taking the Spring Festival transport train (without seat), and you must follow it with a face. Rule ten: Don't peek at her in the bath, otherwise it will cause big trouble. Rule 11: Don't let her choose between her boss and you, but doubly please her boss, and fight with her boss forever, even if the other party does not pay you. Rule Twelve: When you think of her, put grass on your head and play "cute". Rule thirteen: you will gain more by studying the sewer pipes of her house. Rule 14: Seeing that she is about to fall in love with you, she must never hit a snake with a stick, and must fight for a noble goal (such as human return Going to a super-large project that can’t wait to rebuild the earth), even at the expense of life, exposing the hair of the legs. Rule 15: After being overwhelmed by pressure, you can collapse in her arms. A woman who believes in you, she and you are not on the same planet, she will get everything done! Rule 16: How much you have paid for her, she will double it back to you. How many days have you suffered for her, she will doubly return it to you. Enjoy it with your eyes closed. The Hmmm mode (Hmmm, or dedication mode) is the most stable mode for a woman in love. As long as you give her a chance to commit a crime, you can establish an extremely reliable mode of interaction between you. You saved the earth, she saved you, she indirectly saved the earth. Everyone has the opportunity to be a martyred hero, and the world is harmonious. Rule Seventeen: American descent Wali will get the White Russian woman, her name is... Eva. In the Cold War, it was the United States... It was the United States, the United States, and the United States... Rule 18: (It has nothing to do with Wale.) The woman who fell in love with John was always called Mary. They held hands to carry a lot of children. There is no transition in between. Rule 19: A robot that is short and mentally retarded from other robots has a lifelong mission to find Foreign Contaminant, wipe it, drag it, suck it, make a fuss... My feelings as a Chinese have been hurt . This clean fetish is a Chinese, his surname is Mo. …… ……… Ah, it seems to be off topic. We will broadcast the next episode: "Later, Later...The Construction of Modern Nationalism", broadcast time: next life. Contaminant, wipe it when you find it, drag it, suck it, make a fuss... My feelings as a Chinese have been hurt. This cleanliness is a Chinese, his surname is Mo. …… ……… Ah, it seems to be off topic. We will broadcast the next episode: "Later, Later...The Construction of Modern Nationalism", broadcast time: next life. Contaminant, wipe it when you find it, drag it, suck it, make a fuss... My feelings as a Chinese have been hurt. This clean fetish is a Chinese, his surname is Mo. …… ……… Ah, it seems to be off topic. We will broadcast the next episode: "Later, Later...The Construction of Modern Nationalism", broadcast time: next life. Contaminant, wipe it when you find it, drag it, suck it, make a fuss... My feelings as a Chinese have been hurt. This clean fetish is a Chinese, his surname is Mo. …… ……… Ah, it seems to be off topic. We will broadcast the next episode: "Later, Later...The Construction of Modern Nationalism", broadcast time: next life. Contaminant, wipe it when you find it, drag it, suck it, make a fuss... My feelings as a Chinese have been hurt. This cleanliness is a Chinese, his surname is Mo. …… ……… Ah, it seems to be off topic. We will broadcast the next episode: "Later, Later...The Construction of Modern Nationalism", broadcast time: next life.
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