When the six scholars are discussing the co-production of "Journey to the West" between China and the United States, when both the literary and the style are blooming, there is an animation co-produced by China and the United States, which will be released first.
This early-blooming movie is "White Snake: The Origin" co-produced by Chasing Light Animation and Warner Bros., let's just say two words: a big bad movie.
But then again, you can't call the movie a "bad movie" outright. This is the biggest unfairness to art. After all, the movie picture is still very delicate, delicate, and elegant in the national style, and a piece of it is just a wallpaper. .
Of course, there is no shortage of gangsters in China, and they will ridicule it as a 3D cultivator online game style, but what's the point of such a label-style evaluation? The last friend who was so brainless has been blocked by me.
The first-class production team, the inexperienced screenwriter , I'm going to start complaining, so everyone is lucky, come and witness how this movie really forced a film critic into a troll.
Tucao 1: The historical timeline is chaotic
In Feng Menglong's original novel "Jing Shi Tong Yan", the story of Xu Xian and Bai Niangzi taking shelter from the rain on the West Lake occurred during the Shaoxing period of the Southern Song Dynasty, that is, between 1131 and 1162 AD. We are all familiar with the story behind, why Fahai, you don't understand love, Leifeng Pagoda will fall and so on...
The movie "White Snake: The Origin" is based on the original book, extending the imagination of a prequel story, the purpose is to tell the audience and friends, why does Bai Niangzi love Xu Xian so much? Is Xu Xian born unusually thick and long? No, it's the past marriage that is at fault. Del, you can show it to the editor.
The story is set 500 years ago when the West Lake met.
The old man pointed and calculated that Shaoxing in the Southern Song Dynasty reckoned 500 years forward. It was the early days of the founding of the Tang Dynasty, when Tang Taizong and Li Shimin were in full swing.
But the movie doesn't care. It must be said that in the late Tang Dynasty, wars were frequent, monsters were rampant, and the people were miserable.
Then I'm very puzzled, it's just a background of the times, why can't it be realistic. Can't you say it was 300 years ago? Even 400 years ago, it was barely enough? Why does it have to be 500 years ago, the math of screenwriters was taught by history teachers?
Tucao 2: Geographical confusion
National disasters are at the forefront, people are struggling to live, and there will be monsters when things go wrong. It turned out that it was the national teacher who made waves and used the power of the whole country to catch snakes and act as corvée for them to practice evil magic.
This is simply too much to deceive the snake, and I can't bear it anymore. The Queen of Snake Demon sent Bai Suzhen, who has become an elite, to assassinate the national teacher (well, the mermaid assassinated Liu Xuan?). As a result, Bai Suzhen was injured and fell into the sea.
Wait a minute, where did the sea in Chang'an, the capital of the Tang Dynasty, come from? ? ? Xi'an is an inland city, there is only a small Wei River lying slowly...
At this time, the male protagonist appeared, Xu Xian 500 years ago, called Xu Xuan in the movie, from Yongzhou Snake Catching Village. Yes, the background story is taken from Liu Zongyuan's "Snake Catcher's Story", "Yongzhou wild snakes: black and white chapters, touch the grass and trees to death..."
Shock! ! Xu Xian's previous life was a snake catcher in the countryside of Hunan. Does this count as revealing the secret, Hunan Xu family and Hangzhou Xu family were a family 500 years ago? Sin!
But this is not the most miraculous thing. The most miraculous thing is that Xu Xuan found Bai Suzhen in a coma under a waterfall in Yongzhou and took her home.
If there is no sea in Xi'an, please tell me, screenwriters. The straight-line distance from Xi'an to Yongzhou is more than 900 kilometers. There is no big river, and it has to pass through a Zhangjiajie. How did Bai Suzhen's fantasy drifting come about?
A poignant love myth in the city of Hangzhou, Xi'an and Yongzhou have never been able to fight for eight lifetimes. This movie is awesome, it can beat it.
Tucao 3: Guilin's landscape is in chaos
After Bai Suzhen drifted to Yongzhou, she lost her memory. The only one who could solve the mystery of life experience was the hosta produced by Baoqingfang, so they set off.
Did you pass through Guilin, Guangxi on the way? Otherwise, the Guilin landscape, as well as the classic Mino Li Weng on the boat, will easily make people dance.
Moreover, the fisherman did not sing "Liu Sanjie", but "The Legend of the New White Snake", which is also very fascinated.
Tucao 4: Religious Chaos
This Baoqingfang is a tower, it should have nothing to do with Leifeng Pagoda.
The pagoda is a Buddhist building, and inside the pagoda is Baoqingfang. In order to meet the owner of the workshop, Mrs. Xu Xuanbai had to pass through the various organs of Qimen Dunjia, and she would die.
This is very strange, a Buddhist tower, a Taoist secret room, and a charming goblin? ? ?
Tucao 5: Ancient mythical beasts enter in disorder
The chief disciple of the national teacher, the mount is a bird with three heads and six tails. Isn't this guy an ancient mythical beast in the Classic of Mountains and Seas, and it's not Fengshen Romance?
Tucao Six: Is this a fake snake?
As shown in the picture above, the real bodies of the White Snake and the Demon Empress are transformed. Is this a snake? Is it a dragon? Silly can't tell.
It seems that in addition to not adding "feet", everything else that can be added, such as head horns, pelvic fins, back ridges, etc., is only four legs away from becoming a Chinese dragon. If you draw the right wings, you can turn into a western dragon.
Tucao seven: embarrassing "love triangle"
Intentionally or unintentionally, the film is exaggerating the ambiguity between the white snake and the green snake, the lily love that seems to be indistinct, such as whispering close to the mouth, naked close to each other, hugging each other...
What's even more amusing is that Xiaoqing asked Xu Xuan where is he good? The white lady replied that the feeling of being with you is different.
And Xu Xuan and Bai Niangzi's love was as fast as a tornado, caught off guard. I fell in love without knowing how, but that's okay.
The most speechless thing is that after the battle of the pagoda, the two of them were caught in a fire, and there was a scene that was not suitable for children. What's even more funny is that Bai Niangzi broke up with Xu Xuan the next day, um, was it a one-night stand last night? ?
Tucao 8: Too many exposed shots
I don't really want to complain about this, it's fine.
But it can only be said that this is extremely unfriendly to children, and it is not recommended to take children to watch it. In addition to the bed scene mentioned above, there are scenes of undressing and undressing, and there are also many other fragrant scenes.
Such as beauty out of the bath, deep V, backless, small skirt and long legs... I see the old man, oh, let's not talk about it.
There are still many flaws, such as the national teacher who looks like Thanos, and the kung fu he uses is needlework like Dongfang Invincible, and the two-dimensional beautiful girl fox demon who can speak pet dog.....
On the whole, it is holding the bottom of the pot of "The Legend of the White Snake", and piled various elements, styles, and messy things on it, just like a pot of Northeast stew. thing.
And the plot is more logically chaotic, the dialogue at a young age, the inappropriate sensationalism, and the sudden golden sentence, it is just embarrassing.
There are so many complaints, everyone just needs to remember that the screenwriter of "White Snake: The Origin" is called Da Mao, as long as you remember this, this person is not good enough.
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