See also bitter cauliflower and peony! ---The British harem version of "Hillary and Jackie"

Dominic 2021-12-14 08:01:12

The peak duel of geniuses is always looking forward to. More than 10 years ago, Al Pacino and Robert De Niro had an old goblin-level duel in "The Line of Fire". In "Scandal Notes", Judy Dench and Cate Blanchett had an old goblin and middle-aged goblin. Rush. According to this development momentum, there should be a decisive battle among the little fairies soon.

So when I saw the characters in this film, I believed that this should be the legendary princess battle: Natalie Portman, Scarlett Johansson, the most promising children's shoes of the two new generations, this At the very least, the lineup can guarantee that you don't doze off watching, right? Facts have proved that we succeeded on the bottom line of not dozing off. However, it can only be guaranteed not to snooze~~~~ Anyway, I deleted it within 2 hours after reading it-only 80G hard drive, so I have to make room for the new film.

Every minute of this film gives the feeling of being an old friend, the costume setting is like "Elizabeth", the talking and ugly male image is like "Queen Margaux", the most terrible thing is the plot, the more you watch it, the more you see Familiar, and then I figured it out clearly: Isn’t this just a British harem version of "Hillary and Jackie" (more famous translation is "She is lonely than fireworks"). If you don't believe in children's shoes, compare:
1 a pair of sister flowers, One is definitely a peony flower and the other is a bitter cauliflower. Anyway, it can't make people think that they are born as a mother.

2 The bitter cauliflower is definitely a wise, virtuous, gentle, unambitious Wang Baochuan woman, and the peony is absolutely tricky and eccentric and deceptive, with a little skill. In addition, when it comes to sex, peony flowers must be something special. (Jackie and her brother-in-law slept, Ann and his brother...)

3 There is no doubt that they will all be fucked by the same man.

4 There is no doubt that men are sorry for them.

5 There is no doubt that their family must be very sick and cold-blooded. (Jackie is sick, the first sentence of her parents is "Can she still play the violin", Ann has a miscarriage, and the first sentence of her parents is "Can she rebirth". How similar is the history? At this moment, it is not alone. Fighting)

6 Unlucky, the peony must be the one who received the lunch box, and the bitter cauliflower must be the one who laughed last.

7 Before the peony dies, the bitter cauliflower will be there.

9 Even the architecture is the same! Childhood played - getting students disagreements - life and death - came to a standstill - bury the hatchet - a dead Alice - back to childhood ~ ~ ~ ~

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bother I have written, children's shoes who are interested can continue to add. In fact, not only "Hillary and Jackie", there must be many similar films, some are female version and some are male version. Good tricks are not afraid of ten thousand years. I have no doubt that there will be more female versions, male versions, female doctoral programs, bisexual versions, and ET versions in the next few years. As an audience, I have only one very humble Suggestion: In the future, really, don’t use the name of "Another Girl Next Door" to think it was a suspense film, so that we don’t be fooled again by wasting our emotions, and we will directly name it "Peony Flower and Bitter Cauliflower No. 5" Ministry", "Peony and Bitter Cauliflower", "The Return of Peony and Bitter Cauliflower", "Peony and Bitter Cauliflower: Future Water World Edition", etc., are all clear at a glance.

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The Other Boleyn Girl quotes

  • Anne Boleyn: What will the King say when he finds out that I cannot bear children?

  • Katherine of Aragon: [to Anne and Mary] I am Katherine, Queen of England, the King's one true wife and mother of the heir to the throne. Beloved of the people, and beloved of a King you have bewitched.