Report to MM Book: Fire, Burglary and Old Man

Shaniya 2022-04-21 09:03:36

"If You Are the One" is not as bad as imagined, but there is no breakthrough. Ge You and the dialogue are still the core strength of Feng Xiaogang's film, and they are indispensable. The plot of this movie is old-fashioned but the dialogue is fun. , after becoming popular, it seems to be used as a blind date propaganda film, indicating that the blind date era is coming quietly - the movie's eloquent proof: blind date can also be very romantic.

But it might be more interesting to twist it.

From my understanding, it is a story about the fate of a woman: how a gentle, beautiful, youthful and invincible young woman worked hard to get out of the shadow of an old man, and sweetly fell into the trap of another old man.

Have you ever noticed that when a man is almost forty or in his forties and not yet fifty, he has seen beautiful women, read all the vicissitudes of life, his head is slightly bald, his wallet is bulging, and he will naturally exude a strong old man smell. This kind of smell has a fatal attraction to young girls, just like catnip in the animal kingdom. In a woman's life, I am afraid it is inevitable to fall in love with an old man, just like almost all men in the first 20 years of misery will inevitably fall in love. The last girl who "falls in love with an old man" was bruised all over her body, she searched up and down, seriously doubted her life, and lamented that her fortune was short-lived and the peach blossoms could not bloom. Such as the young girl in the air, the helplessness in the world is like this, the sunset always remembers the place where the mountain falls, and the men and women are always so misplaced.

A man's young lovelorn is like a rash. The more he has, the stronger the immunity and the greater the lethality---who doesn't like an old man with a story? When he touched his slightly bulging belly, tepidly talking about his poignant and touching love story or a legendary revolutionary family history, a huge magnetic field was formed around him in an instant, and his vision full of endless vicissitudes would also become amazing. , easily beat the passionate debate team's best debater in your class.

So, the little boys will listen to "Let's go, let's go, men always have to learn to grow up by themselves, heartbreak is the price of love", and then grow up and become one of the old men, the fragrance is like a sprig flower.
And girls are often smart for a while, and they are confused for a lifetime, only to get out of the tiger's mouth and into the wolf's den. Unless they make up their minds, they no longer expect someone to put their long hair up, just take off the ring, tie a ponytail, and live a wonderful life.

I have no prejudice against girls, it is true, men are getting older and more sophisticated when they are in love, but women are the opposite. When I watch "If You Are the One", I always think of "Gone with the Wind", as an epic novel +Movie, Gone with the Wind is the history of a woman's growth, but I especially like to watch "the arrogant princess and white swan who think she is smart and beautiful and can play with any man between applause" Miss Scarlett is mature and sophisticated Under the watchful eyes of Ruide Bai, he still thinks he has a plan to play one after another. Maybe the old man really likes such a cute girl who looks smart but is actually stupid. Ruide Bai is also inexplicably in love with Qin Fen. The little girl who played the ghost blowing lights in front of her eyes, and she actually joined the game bravely and played with them to the end. After going through some doomsday changes, maybe the war and the troubled times exerted their power, and Scarlett finally grew up and realized her absurdity. It's ridiculous, choosing to be strong alone to face the powerful reality. And "If You Are the One" has a happy ending. Xiaoxiao refuses to grow up. She has successfully transitioned from an old man to another old man. She is as innocent as ever, and she never thought that one could sell the "Different Terminal" for two million. How scary the old man in sterling is and throwing his phone into the sea doesn't do the trick.


Although this movie is short, it is well shot in terms of emotional wrestling between men and women, and the rhythm is good. From the first meeting to the trip to Hokkaido, every scene in which the two appear at the same time is Xiaoxiao and Qin Fen. Wrestling, Feng Xiaogang is also quite daring, even dared to push the plot to the level of suicide, and then take it back reasonably, solving a huge love problem - just like the problem solved by "My Sassy Girl": if you If the heroine falls in love with the hero, the audience will think that she is flirtatious and the relationship is not deep enough. You have to let her keep the empty bed alone with the previous relationship, and the audience and friends will not agree, causing a waste of resources. The protagonist is too unfair. The final burden of the whole film is to solve this problem. I think the answer of "My Sassy Girl" is more perfect (the director made the male protagonist and his dead boyfriend have a relationship with each other, and Created a long separation like death), the answer of "If You Are the One" is a huge black humor: after a difficult reincarnation, the heroine jumps in circles again.

Finally, let's discuss the old man's method of picking up girls. First of all, the ruthless years have given the old man a sense of vicissitudes of life, a sense of humor, and a sense of sullenness. These powerful weapons and equipment, the old man armed to the teeth, after falling in love with the girl at first sight , to be able to lead but not to be released, as the so-called "a gentleman leads but not to be released", that is to put a long line to catch a big fish, followed the old man all the way, and made a bitter talk about the relationship history, drunken repentance, China Merchants Bank credit card, pretending to buy spring Ji, pretending to be angry, wearing clothes on the beach, he told Xiaobai's story and shed tears but not crying, he has been silently caring and caring, smiling, like pulling the thread of a kite, without letting her notice him The fall of her will not make her feel burdened.

The most important thing is that he also has a nirvana --- the perfect light bulb Usan, with a light bulb that emits a child-level light bulb, occasionally sincere and sincere, seemingly fair and objective, take pictures as a third party, which can make the person being photographed. It is more mysterious and full of temptation. Young girls can't prevent this. You have to admit that many times, the beautiful ending of love is illuminated by selfless and great light bulbs. As a former general manager of a travel agency, Qin Fen's Light bulbs are absolutely everywhere in the world, and there is no reason why beautiful things cannot be achieved. Think about it, how can a young and simple flight attendant stand up to such a series of tricks and cutting-edge weapons? So I was quickly disintegrated, and I am still very happy. In general, it is not difficult to disintegrate a woman. You just need to remember to wear more clothes to cover her when you are watching the sea, remember to pay for the meal after eating, and remember to go to Fengyue. Place but don't call it special service, he thinks that he is a peerless good man, and immediately put it into a small heart, becoming the legend of her life, the only one in this life.


When I finally stepped into the ranks of old men, I understood why there were all kinds of sadness and helplessness when I was young. The attraction of old men to young girls is the repayment of years for the sad past, and it is also a huge joke of fate to make fun of human beings. .
But what about lovely women?

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