Yesterday, I went to watch the painted skin II with my niece and thought it was super fun. So today I don't want to learn to write a spoiler post to discuss the plot of Painted Skin II, which is both joyful and inexplicable. Dad is a layman. Dad can't analyze things like art forms. Dad is a drama party. Dad has not seen the painting skin 1.
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The beginning of the story is the continuation of the painting skin 1 , Zhou Xun's fox demon was sealed in the ice lake. At this time, a bird with a cheap mouth appeared. Although it was said to be a sparrow in the later period, I think that the cheap mouth shape looks like a bird growing in a tropical jungle. Then she pecked at the ice, and then the ice lake cracked into a dog, Zhou Xun rushed out and ran wildly on the grassland with a running posture and speed of Zhang Dongjian in the Promise (the bird didn't even fall behind), and braked in an emergency. It howled for a while, making people think that this is a monster with very good performance.
Then the camera flashed to a month later, a group of slaves with little clothes were walking on the road carrying a fancy and lewd sedan chair. Inside was a tall, rich and handsome man with Zhou Xun in a geisha costume. You push me down, I push yours During the foreplay, at the critical moment of XXOO, Zhou Xun's female superior asked, "What can you give me?" If I want your heart, Gao Fushuai has not realized that he needs to coax the girl at this time, so he was taken out by Zhou Xun's cheap little follower Yang Mi and played with it, saying that sister, don't talk nonsense with him. This paragraph is not only to pave the way for the fact that these two demons are looking for someone to eat and play, but also lays a deep foreshadowing for future stories. (And why do the demons like to call each other sisters a white snake and a green snake?)
Then Miss Zhou Xun said with deep anxiety that she was going to have a solar eclipse, and her father had not found a heart that she was willing to give, so she was in a hurry.
Then the camera switched, and the crowd liked to see Zhou Xun, a very fancy-dressed girl running and running in a barren mountain, followed by robbers chasing and chasing, running and running, and the girl fell down. At this time, there appeared a masked warrior who was a heroic hero who saved the beauty. , cut down all the monsters, hugged the girl and ran away. [After running away, I left a scene for the dead monster, and the snake-like black gas disappeared to show the scheming of Zhou Xun. 】
The hero rescued the girl and made a fire in the barren mountains. Miss Zhou Xun told a bunch of stories about the little girl blabla, expressing that she was a kabuki performing arts. As she spoke, she gave the hero a song, singing and singing. It started to freeze around. At first I thought I wanted to show that the girl sang well, then when the girl was about to freeze, she screamed and threw herself on the hero and started to rub, and then the surrounding ice disappeared. The girl said, "Master, why is your body so hot?" But the hero always sits still in his arms, pushing the girl away and laying down on the cliff at a 45-degree angle to sleep. Miss Zhou Xun was very unhappy, so she turned a scorpion into the hero's chest and stabbed him. The hero struggled a few times before wilting. The follower bird monster Yang Mi appeared again. The two worked together to remove the hero's clothes and found that the hero was a woman. The hero was half-covered or because of disfigurement (yes, everyone guessed it was Zhao Wei).
The next day, the hero and his sister rode into a place called Baicheng with no memory of the first day. [Feng Shaofeng appeared at this time. He is a monster hunter, and he is the kind of person who is generally unbelievable. He is bullied by children on the side of the road.] But the monster hunter is always useful. At this time, the hero brings When Meizi passed by the barracks, his ancestral monster catching bottle began to flash with high frequency. Feng Shaofeng, who had never seen a real monster before, was so excited that he rushed into the barracks and was properly driven out. Then I met Yang Mi, the bird monster, and started hooking up.
Zhao Wei came here with Zhou Xun to find Chen Kun. What is Chen Kun's setting? He is the Yulin guard who was a childhood sweetheart with Princess Jing (Zhao Wei), but because he was timid and did not dare to go to the princess, the princess ran away arrogantly, and ran into the woods and was photographed by a bear. Slap (...), although Chen Kun killed the bear in the bunker, but he felt that he was too weak to protect the person he loved, so he ran to the border to defend the city. The princess reminisced about the old days with Chen Kun, and Chen Kun was very painful and painful to cover up his love for the princess, showing the appearance that the mud could not support the wall.
That night, the princess entertained the officers and soldiers while making the professional Kabuki Zhou Xun dance, and Zhou Xun cast a spell to fascinate everyone present. Chen Kun flirted with her in his arms, and Zhao Wei went berserk right away, took Zhou Xun back and scolded her, and wanted to kill her, there was a blabla in the middle, all in all, the fox demon told the princess that he didn't like you because you were too ugly, or we It's not expensive to change the skin, you just need to give me a heart to use it.
Here is the question of why the princess' heart is needed, because the setting of this heart here is very advanced. It is a fire-related heart that can drive away the chasing and killing of the ice hell. If the fox demon has this heart, it can be Become a man during an eclipse.
The fox demon kindly proposed to let the princess try it out, and the two of them changed their skins. The princess dressed in Zhou Xun's skin and ran to find Chen Kun in the middle of the night to shoot. Chen Kun restrained himself and rushed all the way to the lake to play the water to vent his energy, but he couldn't keep up with the fox skin princess. gun.
The princess was very unhappy when she changed back to the skin, thinking that she had hit her man in the skin of a fox demon, whether this was a physical or mental cheating, and to hack Chen Kun, who was actually very innocent. The two fought in a flirtatious manner for a while, and a XX Hou, who looked like a father-in-law, came to find Princess Zhao Wei. It turned out that she was given a marriage to a certain prince of the Heavenly Wolf Kingdom. At this time, the Heavenly Wolf Kingdom also came to the door in time.
The setting of the Heavenly Wolf Kingdom is probably a savage tribe, basically all men have only one queen (can't help but doubt their reproductive methods), and there is a Voldemortian Fei Xiang who likes to put his hands into the fire and squeeze tiles. Then Chen Kun rushed out of the city to mock the army in order to cover the princess' retreat. (The queen is definitely a trembling M, holding her face in excitement and shouting "He is as brave as my family xxx") Chen Kun cut down a few monsters and then it was no longer enough. The Chen Kun inside The attendant was begging the princess to retreat while saying that it would be better to die if you marry into the Heavenly Wolf Kingdom (my wife and I both laughed silently), and the father-in-law begged the princess to get out and kiss, otherwise, the Heavenly Wolf Country would kill him. At this time, the wretched army outside began to shoot arrows, and the big cannon fodder, who had just run out to help Chen Kun slash monsters, decisively used the surface area advantage to help Chen Kun block the arrows and get a lunch. The princess stood at the head of the city with great righteousness and said that if you give Dad three days, then Dad will go with you, otherwise Dad will commit suicide (Actually, I have already seen that the matter of marriage seems to be more than just going to the Heavenly Wolf Country to die as simple as death = =) .
At this time, Zhou Xun was fine singing in the room again, and it started to freeze again (singing and freezing are related, probably because singing can facilitate the freezing position of killing, but professional fox demon Kabuki still needs to be free to sing and sing) Hurry up When she was frozen into a dog, Zhao Wei came back and found the situation and came to hug Zhou Xun decisively. The two of them chatted about the feasibility of changing the heart: Zhou Xun said that if we changed the skin, I can help you to kiss, and you can talk to me. He eloped. Zhao Wei thought it was not bad, so she agreed and changed her hair.
But these two fools did not realize that they were deeply pitted. There is another problem involved here called monsters do not feel - when Yang Mi and Feng Shaofeng were flirting with each other before, Yang Mi heard that the blood of a monster hunter can kill monsters, so he insisted on playing it, but he got burned and became excited. I got a dog and said, "My sister said that the feeling of love is pain" (the whole audience laughed at this time) - everyone thought, in this case, after the princess changed her mind, she would not feel the joy of having sex with Chen Kun, and then changed As soon as Wanpi had a shot with Chen Kun (I didn't feel it yet and Chen Kun asked you why you didn't have a heartbeat), he ran out of oil and desperately needed to get a personal heart to eat. He left a piece of skin with exhausted durability for the princess), and ran around the city, seeing Feng Shaofeng thirsty to eat, but his claws were burned by the demon blood, and he hid in the corner with a heavy psychological shadow.
On the other side, the fox demon dressed in Zhao Weipi and ran to have a kiss, feeling overwhelmed with joy. As a result, he ran to the Heavenly Wolf Kingdom. The entourage was first fed poisonous wine and properly received a lunch box. At this time, he realized that he was using The one who was cited by the medicine (<-Dad expected it!) The queen said excitedly, only your heart can save my brother! When I saw a living dead sitting on the platform, and when I saw it was a certain prince who was devoured by his cheap follower Yang Mi at the beginning of the fucking movie, his eggs were shattered. At this time, I thought, haha, I am a high-level monster. I can't kill you guys. I stretched out my claws to slay Deeemon's heart, but hehe, she has now become a human, and she can't take it out. .
At this time, only Yang Mi was left. Yang Mi ran back to the city and told Feng Shaofeng, who was almost in a psychological shadow just now, that Feng Shaofeng ran into Chen Kun's house like no one else, and said that this princess is not a princess and a fox I changed the skin fox demon and now it is going to die. I have to tell Chen Kun the complicated story of getting my heart back. Chen Kun went to find Princess Zhou Xunpi. She ate and said that I would take you to find your heart and stabbed her eyes out to show that she was not tempted by the fox skin. In fact, the voice at the moment is that Nima will pay you all the money, and you will not let her eat the waste without wasting it. It can also increase the effective combat power.
Then a group of people rushed into the heart-changing ceremony as if they were no one. At this time, why can't the previous N million army be able to stop it? Because the queen let them drink happily, and then the bird monster Yang Mi carried Feng Shaofeng, and the blind Chen Kun rushed into the heart-changing ceremony with Princess Zhou Xunpi on his back. This long process Inside, Voldemort wizard Fei Xiang spent most of his time smearing the vegetative prince's body with blood. He was just about to insert a bone knife into Zhao Wei's skin fox demon to dig his heart, but the bird monster took the knife because he couldn't cut the bird. The monster chopped off Feng Shaofeng first, then turned his head and dipped the monster blood to chop the bird monster. Chen Kun couldn't kill Voldemort alone, and the fake fox demon with no fighting power was frozen on the ground. Feng Shaofeng only played the function of Wulong's own teammate. If he didn't play it, he would be too sorry for the audience, so he lost An ancestral catching monster bottle for Fei Xiang.
At this time, the climax turned.
Voldemort played on the tradition of cheap hands. Pressing the urine of the fire tile at the beginning pinched the bottle.
As a result, the bottle contained half of the tail of the fox demon (probably the foreshadowing of painting skin 1...)
As a result, his hands were frozen into ice and chopped.
At this time, the sublimated bird monster came back with a group of strange birds and pecked Fei Xiang into a skeleton.
... Chen Kun chopped off the innocent vegetative prince's head.
The wolf queen never appeared. = =
The play is over.
Chen Kun told Zhao Wei's skin fox demon that if you want your heart, I will give it to you.
In the end, there was no need to be so troublesome, Zhao Wei and Zhou Xun flew to the sky and merged.
The three of them lived happily together and lived a 3P life without shame.
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Last Niangniang complained that it turned out that whoever changed his mind would have to fit in with whomever he changed his mind, so he really couldn't want a man's heart, otherwise he would become a motherfucker.
Dad felt that what the mother said was right.
I feel like I am writing this in a vacuum.
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